I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@EnfysBook OMG, this is truly revolutionary!

Is the world even ready for this?

[phwolfe@scicomm.xyz]

@EnfysBook WANT SO BADLY

[paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org]

@EnfysBook

F* YEAH

[enfysbook@kind.social]

This post has officially breached containment, so I'm muting replies at this point. Glad to bring some revolutionary joy into y'all's lives.

[stonebear2@hachyderm.io]

@EnfysBook @cat Assignment, understood!

[nowster@fedi.nowster.me.uk]

@EnfysBook@kind.social Now if there were a way of neatly folding them...

[rmd1023@infosec.exchange]

@EnfysBook @jon Okay that’s even cooler than the “top/bottom” tags in the middle of the short sides.

[iris@neuromatch.social]

@EnfysBook PSA, you can just add these labels your own sheets with permanent fabric markers (you might have the best luck finding "laundry markers")! If they don't have the elastic part, you can hand-stitch the world's sloppiest beginner stitches to add some flat elastic and it will still look perfect once it's on the bed.

[amgine@mamot.fr]

@EnfysBook

Heh, congrats on viral!

I can even see an improvement: pictogram so it is translingual. (I would also widen the elastic a bit for longevity.)

And for everyone not producing this as a business: you can do this at home for yourself with some elastic and a sharpie.

[innowen@wellduck.me]

@EnfysBook Right?!? sooo easy

[templewulf@gamemaking.social]

@EnfysBook removing mattress tags are whatever, make this required to be on every fitted sheet!

[corycarson@social.seattle.wa.us]

@EnfysBook Have y'all seen the best incarnation of this?

TOP OR BOTTOM, QUEEN

[ahltorp@mastodon.nu]

@EnfysBook This is a great advancement indeed, but elastic is the devil’s work.

[peaoperdido@datasci.social]

@EnfysBook after years of cursing and being frustrated with this, I learned that the label should align to the bottom of the bed, at my side. It was an enlightenment

[edelruth@mastodon.online]

@EnfysBook

I just make sure to buy sheets with a clear north-south pattern ‍️

[catherine_mark@mastodon.social]

@phwolfe @EnfysBook
Me too badly

[ericthebeeover2@mastodon.au]

@iris @EnfysBook

I use a #sharpie with permanent ink.

[virtuous_sloth@cosocial.ca]

@EnfysBook The nice thing about king size is the two dimensions are so close it doesn't really matter.

[whitecattamer@mastodon.online]

@oddhack @EnfysBook Would bedsheet suspenders help?

[justmichelle@beige.party]

@corycarson @EnfysBook
Snerk.