I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.

[virtuous_sloth@cosocial.ca]

@EnfysBook The nice thing about king size is the two dimensions are so close it doesn't really matter.

[whitecattamer@mastodon.online]

@oddhack @EnfysBook Would bedsheet suspenders help?

[justmichelle@beige.party]

@corycarson @EnfysBook
Snerk.

[solitha@mastodon.social]

@nowster Heh, I just stuff my sheets into a pillowcase. I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone cares if sheets are wrinkled.

@EnfysBook

[dusk@todon.eu]

@EnfysBook

Glorious!

Sure beats my typical fitted sheet user experience, which is akin to this:

[megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.social]

@EnfysBook OMFG. OMFG. OMFG.

[kelvin0mql@mastodon.social]

@stonebear2 @cat @EnfysBook
But all 4 tags are identical, so you still have a 50/50 shot. LOL

[onokoto@mastodon.social]

@EnfysBook funny how documentation is useful

[jeridansky@sfba.social]

@Edelruth I've done that, too! Things are so much easier now.

[sloanlance@mastodon.social]

@EnfysBook
It has been decades since humans last set foot on the moon.

There is no universal cure for cancer yet.

But humanity has conquered fitted sheets.

[cotopaxi@mstdn.social]

@EnfysBook
<swoons>

[edelruth@mastodon.online]

@jeridansky

Geniuses, us!

[alterelefant@mastodontech.de]

@EnfysBook I need this!

[benny@kirche.social]

@EnfysBook this should be legally mandatory

[kanamauna@sauropods.win]

@EnfysBook

What is this dark sorcery?

[aburka@hachyderm.io]

@EnfysBook now they just need to make one you can fold without performing non-Euclidean extradimensional transformations

[avrona@masto.bike]

@EnfysBook This is a revolution.

[kasimir@wetdry.world]

@nowster @EnfysBook check this out! https://ratfactor.com/cards/fitted-sheets

[blackburied@newsie.social]

@EnfysBook the tag is either inside left or right. If they’d just be consistent between manufacturers, that would be sufficient

[sebsauvage@framapiaf.org]

@EnfysBook
OMG