I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
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@EnfysBook WANT SO BADLY
@phwolfe @EnfysBook
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@EnfysBook PSA, you can just add these labels your own sheets with permanent fabric markers (you might have the best luck finding "laundry markers")! If they don't have the elastic part, you can hand-stitch the world's sloppiest beginner stitches to add some flat elastic and it will still look perfect once it's on the bed.
I use a #sharpie with permanent ink.
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
@EnfysBook The nice thing about king size is the two dimensions are so close it doesn't really matter.
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@EnfysBook I've been trying for 4 months to get a 230x240 cm blanket that's actually sized to my mattress, instead of the 240x270 that drapes to the floor and confuses poor Xiulan, the robovac.
(1) Amazon.es search for '230x240 cm blanket' and anything similar returns about 100x as many completely incorrectly sized products as what I specifically asked for. Their search took another precipitous dive into the Abyss after "AI".
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@oddhack @EnfysBook Would bedsheet suspenders help?
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@EnfysBook Have y'all seen the best incarnation of this?
TOP OR BOTTOM, QUEEN
@corycarson @EnfysBook
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@EnfysBook@kind.social Now if there were a way of neatly folding them...
@nowster Heh, I just stuff my sheets into a pillowcase. I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone cares if sheets are wrinkled.
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
@EnfysBook OMFG. OMFG. OMFG.
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@cat @stonebear2 All four!
@stonebear2 @cat @EnfysBook
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
@EnfysBook funny how documentation is useful
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I just make sure to buy sheets with a clear north-south pattern
️@Edelruth I've done that, too! Things are so much easier now.
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
@EnfysBook
It has been decades since humans last set foot on the moon.There is no universal cure for cancer yet.
But humanity has conquered fitted sheets.
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
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@Edelruth I've done that, too! Things are so much easier now.
Geniuses, us!
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
@EnfysBook I need this!
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
@EnfysBook this should be legally mandatory
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
What is this dark sorcery?
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
@EnfysBook now they just need to make one you can fold without performing non-Euclidean extradimensional transformations
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I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
@EnfysBook This is a revolution.
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@EnfysBook@kind.social Now if there were a way of neatly folding them...
@nowster @EnfysBook check this out! https://ratfactor.com/cards/fitted-sheets
Glorious! 
