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Dear app developers,I have never had the desire to review an app.

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  • kishi@meow.socialK kishi@meow.social

    @jernej__s
    This is the way
    @mattblaze @malwarejake

    mattblaze@federate.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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    mattblaze@federate.social
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    #19

    @Kishi @jernej__s @malwarejake I wonder if it is, in a world where metrics of “engagement” are more valued than actual quality.

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    • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

      @Kishi @jernej__s @malwarejake I wonder if it is, in a world where metrics of “engagement” are more valued than actual quality.

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      #20

      @mattblaze @jernej__s @malwarejake

      Yeah, there is that as well, but at that point, they might as well begin counting "tap away or close" as a positive engagement. Not sure if we're at that point, but right now, everything stupid seems plausible.

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      • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

        @malwarejake I'm especially put off by the popups that interrupt me as soon as I open the app. "Do you love the FedEx app?" No, I just want to track my fucking package. And that's a really stalker-y way to ask, frankly.

        malwarejake@infosec.exchangeM This user is from outside of this forum
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        #21

        @mattblaze Right?! There must be better ways to work the request into the application flow instead of it getting in the way of what you were doing.

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        • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

          @malwarejake I'm especially put off by the popups that interrupt me as soon as I open the app. "Do you love the FedEx app?" No, I just want to track my fucking package. And that's a really stalker-y way to ask, frankly.

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          #22

          @mattblaze @malwarejake An authentication token I’m forced to use for work popped one of those review begs up for me recently *before it let me see the token code*. The best user opinion an application like that can ever hope for is “inoffensive”, and getting in my way makes it decidedly not inoffensive.

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          • malwarejake@infosec.exchangeM malwarejake@infosec.exchange

            Dear app developers,
            I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it.
            Sincerely,
            Every smartphone user ever

            phipe@diaspodon.frP This user is from outside of this forum
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            phipe@diaspodon.fr
            wrote last edited by
            #23

            @malwarejake @sebsauvage

            Hoooooo yeeeesss !!!

            And also docker is NOT an app/program ....

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            • malwarejake@infosec.exchangeM malwarejake@infosec.exchange

              Dear app developers,
              I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it.
              Sincerely,
              Every smartphone user ever

              landelare@mastodon.gamedev.placeL This user is from outside of this forum
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              landelare@mastodon.gamedev.place
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              #24

              @malwarejake Anything that ever asks me to review it gets 1 star.

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              • malwarejake@infosec.exchangeM malwarejake@infosec.exchange

                Dear app developers,
                I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it.
                Sincerely,
                Every smartphone user ever

                ronanmcd@mastodon.greenR This user is from outside of this forum
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                ronanmcd@mastodon.green
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                #25

                @malwarejake I actually have sometimes wanted to review an. But only when it's a POS

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                • malwarejake@infosec.exchangeM malwarejake@infosec.exchange

                  Dear app developers,
                  I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it.
                  Sincerely,
                  Every smartphone user ever

                  fisherpeter@mas.toF This user is from outside of this forum
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                  fisherpeter@mas.to
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                  #26

                  @malwarejake Just give it one star and say you're doing it because the prompt to review is intrusive.

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                  • malwarejake@infosec.exchangeM malwarejake@infosec.exchange

                    Dear app developers,
                    I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it.
                    Sincerely,
                    Every smartphone user ever

                    sablebadger@dice.campS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    sablebadger@dice.camp
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                    #27

                    @malwarejake I've worked in mobile gaming for years. The reason they push so hard is because app store ranking has a DIRECT correlation to number of users coming into the app, and thus engagement and money.

                    The PM will push the prompt when they fix any issues that were dragging down metrics. New features can do that, but very often fixing a bug will do it too.

                    There is so much competition in app stores now-a-days, it's hard to break through.

                    As a user, I totally agree with you though. 100%

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                    • malwarejake@infosec.exchangeM malwarejake@infosec.exchange

                      Dear app developers,
                      I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it.
                      Sincerely,
                      Every smartphone user ever

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                      #28

                      @malwarejake
                      The only app I ever reviewed was the one that declared that it needed to take my contacts with its next update. I read that, did not do the update, left a review saying why I was deleting it, and then did so.

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                      • malwarejake@infosec.exchangeM malwarejake@infosec.exchange

                        Dear app developers,
                        I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it.
                        Sincerely,
                        Every smartphone user ever

                        atomicbird@mastodon.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                        atomicbird@mastodon.social
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                        @malwarejake @robpike I agree, from a phone user’s perspective. But having been on the dev side, this happens because people pay attention to ratings and reviews. People optimize for the thing they’re judged by, so app developers need to get people doing this as long as people keep judging them by the result.

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                        • malwarejake@infosec.exchangeM malwarejake@infosec.exchange

                          Dear app developers,
                          I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it.
                          Sincerely,
                          Every smartphone user ever

                          yugthebug@mastodon.socialY This user is from outside of this forum
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                          yugthebug@mastodon.social
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                          @malwarejake
                          Hmm, they usually dont ask again if you go into the reviews area and then click cancel, orrrr just give a 1 star review due to their review begging

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                          • kishi@meow.socialK kishi@meow.social

                            @mattblaze @jernej__s @malwarejake

                            Yeah, there is that as well, but at that point, they might as well begin counting "tap away or close" as a positive engagement. Not sure if we're at that point, but right now, everything stupid seems plausible.

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                            argentum@mas.to
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                            @Kishi @mattblaze @jernej__s @malwarejake that is if your review even stands! I’ve had a couple of reviews taken down for “Violation of Apple Media Services Terms and Conditions”. I think devs report bad reviews to avoid their rating from going down.

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                            • malwarejake@infosec.exchangeM malwarejake@infosec.exchange

                              Dear app developers,
                              I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it.
                              Sincerely,
                              Every smartphone user ever

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                              #32

                              @malwarejake
                              > I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more.

                              So you are helping the big corpos suffocate small independent app makers. Because reviews are the only way to have a few other people being given a chance to see this app name on their screen. The other way is to shell-out around a half a million dollars for ads and "promotions". App makers beg for reviews, because they are now are unable to outbid scammers.

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                              • yugthebug@mastodon.socialY yugthebug@mastodon.social

                                @malwarejake
                                Hmm, they usually dont ask again if you go into the reviews area and then click cancel, orrrr just give a 1 star review due to their review begging

                                quantillion@mstdn.ioQ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #33

                                @yugthebug @malwarejake
                                THAT would surely be the biggest risk to any incessant app-review reminders. Counter-productive.
                                I don't use many apps but I did give #MagicEarth 5*.

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                                • malwarejake@infosec.exchangeM malwarejake@infosec.exchange

                                  Dear app developers,
                                  I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it.
                                  Sincerely,
                                  Every smartphone user ever

                                  enno@mastodon.gamedev.placeE This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  enno@mastodon.gamedev.place
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                                  #34

                                  @malwarejake "ask me later"

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                                  • malwarejake@infosec.exchangeM malwarejake@infosec.exchange

                                    Dear app developers,
                                    I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it.
                                    Sincerely,
                                    Every smartphone user ever

                                    chetman@hachyderm.ioC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    chetman@hachyderm.io
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                                    #35

                                    @malwarejake @robpike I absolutely ALWAYS do a review when asked in this fashion.

                                    It is always a complete excoriation coupled with the lowest star rating available.

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                                    • malwarejake@infosec.exchangeM malwarejake@infosec.exchange

                                      Dear app developers,
                                      I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it.
                                      Sincerely,
                                      Every smartphone user ever

                                      gneilyo@mastodon.onlineG This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      gneilyo@mastodon.online
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #36

                                      @malwarejake Nag me for a review or a survey if you want some negative feedback

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                                      • kajer@infosec.exchangeK kajer@infosec.exchange

                                        @malwarejake until you reinstall for literally any reason, and get mandatory new-user hints and tips and intros and tutorials....

                                        I have 8000 hours in this program, I'm not a new user damnit.

                                        references: gestures broadly at ALL SOFTWARE

                                        barsk@infosec.exchangeB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        barsk@infosec.exchange
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                                        #37

                                        @kajer not showing any new user hints would require the app to save some data about you and remember that you have used the app before even if you uninstall the app. Would you be fine with this?

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                                        • barsk@infosec.exchangeB barsk@infosec.exchange

                                          @kajer not showing any new user hints would require the app to save some data about you and remember that you have used the app before even if you uninstall the app. Would you be fine with this?

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                                          #38

                                          @barsk one would think a simple "are you new here? y/n" prompt wold be just fine.

                                          OoBE should ALWAYS be optional. Always

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