For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech!
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@sundogplanets Irish seanfhocal (literally: oldword - means proverb or old phrase) about cows.
Bíonn adharca fada ar na ba thar lear - There are long horns on the cows overseas - Sort of like far away hills are green - they've got bigger cows over there!@shivers @sundogplanets sounds a bit like "the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
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probably not exactly what you are looking at, but my mind immediately saw the Simpsons"Don't have a cow, man!" is a famous catchphrase from Bart Simpson
and a compilation of Bart saying it:
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This is amazing, I am learning so many sayings!!
@sundogplanets I've learned that cows are a lot more prone to drowning themselves than I thought
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
@sundogplanets "Where there is smoke, there is a fire" said the flies as they gathered around a fresh dump of cow dung. — I am not sure of it is a dutch or German bonmot to express that you might be wrong even when you and others think you're right.
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
@sundogplanets how now brown cow
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@sundogplanets Will calves do? In Danish "som skidt fra en spædekalv". Like shit from a newborn calf.
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/idiom/som-skidt-fra-en-spaedekalvWe also have "som en ko på græs", "like a cow on grass" - meaning how happy the cows are when finally let out into the grassy fields outside after winter.
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
In German we have "die Kuh vom Eis holen"
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@sundogplanets
Is fearr an tsláinte mhór ná na milte bó.Good health is better than lots of cattle
Dutch: "Geen oude koeien uit de sloot halen"
"Don't pull old cows out of the ditch."
i.e. Don't dredge up old and (almost) forgotten issues.
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
@sundogplanets in Brazil there's an expression "a vaca foi para o brejo" (the cow went to the marsh) which is used as an expletive to describe a situation that went very wrong; the implication being that once a cow gets into a marsh, you're not getting it out.
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@sundogplanets Mum brought me up on a rich diet of silly poems, including:
How does a brown cow
Make white milk
When it only eats green grass?
I don't know
And you don't know
And neither does the cow.
And when she's laying on her thickest Norn Iron (Northern Ireland) accent, one of her goto phrases is "How now, brown cow?" which comes out more like "Hoi noi broin coi?"@sundogplanets oh, I've just remembered another one!
When I was dawdling over something as a kid, she'd get frustrated and say, "We'll be here until the cows come home." -
For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
@sundogplanets "I have the solution, but it works only in the case of spherical cows in a vacuum."
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@Tom_ofB @sundogplanets another German one: "Die Kuh vom Eis holen." Moving the cow from the ice. the meaning is to solve a difficult but urgent problem.
@benni
Another German one (we seem to deal with cows a lot): "Du siehst aus wie / du schaust wie *eine Kuh auf Glatteis"
roughly "You look like a cow on black ice" (stressing the slippyness, not the optics)
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@amin @sundogplanets @skinnylatte there's actually a lot of YouTube videos of people playing music for cows because cows love live music.
This said, I bet it was this video
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@sundogplanets in French we say "la vache!" (literally "the cow!") to mean "wow!". I don't know why.
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@sundogplanets in Brazil there's an expression "a vaca foi para o brejo" (the cow went to the marsh) which is used as an expletive to describe a situation that went very wrong; the implication being that once a cow gets into a marsh, you're not getting it out.
@brunoph I am going to start using this one!!
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
In Spanish: "Tanto peca el que mata a la vaca como el que le agarra la pata"
The one who kills the cow sins as much as the one holding her leg.
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
@sundogplanets I learned a danish saying last summer: "There's no cow on the ice".
Alternatively "If the hind legs are on land, there's no cow on the ice". Meaning it's not a crisis yet. Based on farmers afraid of losing their cows, I guess!
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
@sundogplanets Mit Gewalt ist kein Bulle zu melken.
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@sundogplanets probably more but I have a meeting now
@sundogplanets "Je moet geen oude koeien uit de sloot halen," Rough translation: don't rescue an old cow from a ditch.
Basically it means that you should not bring up old grievances in current discussions.
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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
@sundogplanets In the UK, the railways often try to make the reason for delays seem more complicated than they actually are. This a cow on the track can be described as a Bovine Incursion. https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/dwdhsk/the_reason_my_train_was_cancelled/
Which reminds me of a joke. A train is rattling along the tracks quite happily when there's a sudden lurch to one side followed by another back again. The passengers are all thrown about and asking the dazed conductor what just happened? He radios ahead to the driver and asks.
The driver responds "We just hit a cow"
Conductor "What? There was a cow on the track?"
Driver "No, but I got the bastard anyway"
