.… made myself very happy.
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@miriamrobern I’m years away but I love hearing about my trans sisters finally getting their surgery.

@AppleFangirl the years go by faster than you think!
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thank goddess for protein bars forgotten in the bottom of my purse
my genitals this morning: okay what the FUCK just happened?!
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my genitals this morning: okay what the FUCK just happened?!
Well...
Would you like diagrams?!
Seriously though, wishing you a speedy and (as far as possible) pain free recovery 🫂
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my genitals this morning: okay what the FUCK just happened?!
@miriamrobern Cartoon bicycle pump, but set on suck?
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my genitals this morning: okay what the FUCK just happened?!
@miriamrobern Many things
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my genitals this morning: okay what the FUCK just happened?!
that was more sugar at breakfast than i have had in a LONG time
fruit! juice! jam! wheee!
gotta get those calories to power all this healing!
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that was more sugar at breakfast than i have had in a LONG time
fruit! juice! jam! wheee!
gotta get those calories to power all this healing!
@miriamrobern No joke. My body absolutely consumed calories during the aftermath.
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that was more sugar at breakfast than i have had in a LONG time
fruit! juice! jam! wheee!
gotta get those calories to power all this healing!
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me to two nurses: i need my sleeping bonnet.
white nurse: your what?
Black nurse: yes you do. here.
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me to two nurses: i need my sleeping bonnet.
white nurse: your what?
Black nurse: yes you do. here.
@miriamrobern@dice.camp Hey cool chick, how you doing over there? You seem pretty good?
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@miriamrobern@dice.camp Hey cool chick, how you doing over there? You seem pretty good?
@jamie i got the good drugs, im doin great!

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@jamie i got the good drugs, im doin great!

@miriamrobern@dice.camp lol sounds alright! When do you get to come home?