.… made myself very happy.
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also i havent mentioned but should: @faithisleaping volunteered to accompany me to the clinic from admission to recovery and has been an incredible rock through the whole experience.
thank you SO MUCH, honey. its meant the world to me.
"what is this uncomfortable bulky cold thing between my legs?"
"…oh right. ice packs. because surgery."
my dumbass brain, everybody!
i was told "eventually you have days you forget you even had surgery" and apparently brain decided to speedrun that
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@miriamrobern I'm so happy for you!!!
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"what is this uncomfortable bulky cold thing between my legs?"
"…oh right. ice packs. because surgery."
my dumbass brain, everybody!
i was told "eventually you have days you forget you even had surgery" and apparently brain decided to speedrun that
also kegels feel different
since we're marching in the Obvious Parade, figured id just throw that one in
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also i havent mentioned but should: @faithisleaping volunteered to accompany me to the clinic from admission to recovery and has been an incredible rock through the whole experience.
thank you SO MUCH, honey. its meant the world to me.
@miriamrobern It's my honor. Truly.
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also kegels feel different
since we're marching in the Obvious Parade, figured id just throw that one in
thank goddess for protein bars forgotten in the bottom of my purse
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@miriamrobern
Congrats! How did I miss this today? So happy for you. -
@miriamrobern
Congrats! How did I miss this today? So happy for you. -
@miriamrobern I’m years away but I love hearing about my trans sisters finally getting their surgery.
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@miriamrobern I’m years away but I love hearing about my trans sisters finally getting their surgery.
@AppleFangirl the years go by faster than you think!
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thank goddess for protein bars forgotten in the bottom of my purse
my genitals this morning: okay what the FUCK just happened?!
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my genitals this morning: okay what the FUCK just happened?!
Well...
Would you like diagrams?!
Seriously though, wishing you a speedy and (as far as possible) pain free recovery 🫂
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my genitals this morning: okay what the FUCK just happened?!
@miriamrobern Cartoon bicycle pump, but set on suck?
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my genitals this morning: okay what the FUCK just happened?!
@miriamrobern Many things
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my genitals this morning: okay what the FUCK just happened?!
that was more sugar at breakfast than i have had in a LONG time
fruit! juice! jam! wheee!
gotta get those calories to power all this healing!
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that was more sugar at breakfast than i have had in a LONG time
fruit! juice! jam! wheee!
gotta get those calories to power all this healing!
@miriamrobern No joke. My body absolutely consumed calories during the aftermath.
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that was more sugar at breakfast than i have had in a LONG time
fruit! juice! jam! wheee!
gotta get those calories to power all this healing!
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me to two nurses: i need my sleeping bonnet.
white nurse: your what?
Black nurse: yes you do. here.
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me to two nurses: i need my sleeping bonnet.
white nurse: your what?
Black nurse: yes you do. here.
@miriamrobern@dice.camp Hey cool chick, how you doing over there? You seem pretty good?
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@miriamrobern@dice.camp Hey cool chick, how you doing over there? You seem pretty good?
@jamie i got the good drugs, im doin great!
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@jamie i got the good drugs, im doin great!
@miriamrobern@dice.camp lol sounds alright! When do you get to come home?
