.… made myself very happy.

[dani@mastodon.sandwich.net]

@miriamrobern @faithisleaping Thank you so much Faith!

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

"what is this uncomfortable bulky cold thing between my legs?"

"…oh right. ice packs. because surgery."

my dumbass brain, everybody!

i was told "eventually you have days you forget you even had surgery" and apparently brain decided to speedrun that

#MimsV

[shamyouimo@kpop.social]

@miriamrobern I'm so happy for you!!!

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

also kegels feel different

since we're marching in the Obvious Parade, figured id just throw that one in

#MimsV

[faithisleaping@anarres.family]

@miriamrobern It's my honor. Truly.

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

thank goddess for protein bars forgotten in the bottom of my purse

#MimsV

[applefangirl@beige.party]

@miriamrobern Congrats! How did I miss this today? So happy for you.

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

@AppleFangirl ty!

[applefangirl@beige.party]

@miriamrobern I’m years away but I love hearing about my trans sisters finally getting their surgery.

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

@AppleFangirl the years go by faster than you think!

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

my genitals this morning: okay what the FUCK just happened?!

#MimsV

[isabelb@mastodon.ie]

@miriamrobern

Well...
Would you like diagrams?!

Seriously though, wishing you a speedy and (as far as possible) pain free recovery 🫂

[theartlav@anarres.family]

@miriamrobern Cartoon bicycle pump, but set on suck?

[dani@mastodon.sandwich.net]

@miriamrobern Many things

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

that was more sugar at breakfast than i have had in a LONG time

fruit! juice! jam! wheee!

gotta get those calories to power all this healing!

#MimsV

[kelidanovus@hachyderm.io]

@miriamrobern No joke. My body absolutely consumed calories during the aftermath.

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

ah yes. hospital time.

"in five or so minutes" = "sometime in the next hour. maybe."

#MimsV

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

me to two nurses: i need my sleeping bonnet.

white nurse: your what?

Black nurse: yes you do. here.

#MimsV

[jamie@fedi.jametek.com]

@miriamrobern@dice.camp Hey cool chick, how you doing over there? You seem pretty good?

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

@jamie i got the good drugs, im doin great!