.… made myself very happy.

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

also i havent mentioned but should: @faithisleaping volunteered to accompany me to the clinic from admission to recovery and has been an incredible rock through the whole experience.

thank you SO MUCH, honey. its meant the world to me.

#MimsV

[dani@mastodon.sandwich.net]

@miriamrobern @faithisleaping Thank you so much Faith!

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

"what is this uncomfortable bulky cold thing between my legs?"

"…oh right. ice packs. because surgery."

my dumbass brain, everybody!

i was told "eventually you have days you forget you even had surgery" and apparently brain decided to speedrun that

#MimsV

[shamyouimo@kpop.social]

@miriamrobern I'm so happy for you!!!

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

also kegels feel different

since we're marching in the Obvious Parade, figured id just throw that one in

#MimsV

[faithisleaping@anarres.family]

@miriamrobern It's my honor. Truly.

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

thank goddess for protein bars forgotten in the bottom of my purse

#MimsV

[applefangirl@beige.party]

@miriamrobern Congrats! How did I miss this today? So happy for you.

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

@AppleFangirl ty!

[applefangirl@beige.party]

@miriamrobern I’m years away but I love hearing about my trans sisters finally getting their surgery.

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

@AppleFangirl the years go by faster than you think!

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

my genitals this morning: okay what the FUCK just happened?!

#MimsV

[isabelb@mastodon.ie]

@miriamrobern

Well...
Would you like diagrams?!

Seriously though, wishing you a speedy and (as far as possible) pain free recovery 🫂

[theartlav@anarres.family]

@miriamrobern Cartoon bicycle pump, but set on suck?

[dani@mastodon.sandwich.net]

@miriamrobern Many things

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

that was more sugar at breakfast than i have had in a LONG time

fruit! juice! jam! wheee!

gotta get those calories to power all this healing!

#MimsV

[kelidanovus@hachyderm.io]

@miriamrobern No joke. My body absolutely consumed calories during the aftermath.

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

ah yes. hospital time.

"in five or so minutes" = "sometime in the next hour. maybe."

#MimsV

[miriamrobern@dice.camp]

me to two nurses: i need my sleeping bonnet.

white nurse: your what?

Black nurse: yes you do. here.

#MimsV

[jamie@fedi.jametek.com]

@miriamrobern@dice.camp Hey cool chick, how you doing over there? You seem pretty good?