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  • Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
    machinelordzero@mastodon.socialM machinelordzero@mastodon.social

    @alice Oh! You're in America. For some reason the US calls the backside a fanny.

    Uncategorized alicepics redteamtools aprilfools locksport teledildonics

  • Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
    machinelordzero@mastodon.socialM machinelordzero@mastodon.social

    @alice into his wife's what?!

    Uncategorized alicepics redteamtools aprilfools locksport teledildonics

  • in terms of tidiness, how ready is your home generally to receive unexpected visitors?
    machinelordzero@mastodon.socialM machinelordzero@mastodon.social

    @eniko Unexpected visitors? Y'mean invaders?
    Gimme a mo', I should be able to get something ready 😠

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  • If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?
    machinelordzero@mastodon.socialM machinelordzero@mastodon.social

    @bloor do people really pronounce it like that?

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  • English speakers of the fedi.
    machinelordzero@mastodon.socialM machinelordzero@mastodon.social

    @eltonfc Native, imperative. I tell the computer what to do, it does it, else there is a problem.

    Uncategorized dev software interface

  • To any men asking "what about international men's day?", that's the 19th of November, which you'd already know if you actually cared about that.
    machinelordzero@mastodon.socialM machinelordzero@mastodon.social

    To any men asking "what about international men's day?", that's the 19th of November, which you'd already know if you actually cared about that.

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