CIRCLE WITH A DOT

@nuintari I sortof like any/any/any/any

^{RUNS REALLY FAST}

@computerywar @Viss

moltshit [.] com

@Viss and I have to justify why we need a Palo Alto FW and SDWAN every year...

Meanwhile... we have "cron jobs" buring tokens checking if it's time to run yet...

@Viss

I'm just here to watch it blow up and the subsequent panic at this point.

Remember when eveyone wanted to abandon on-prem in favor of AWS, then the first AWS bill came?

yeah, they don't think the same will happen when AI bill shows up. The current AI bills cost more per month than I spend on firewall credits in a year. :facepalm:

@Viss

That's my point though... CEO is so delusional about the infallible claude... even warning against malware MCPs is bad-mouthing / anti-ai.

sigh

@Viss

I wish I had budget to have you give a lunch & learn talk here... OMG

although, given how AI forward my CEO is, I'd probably be fired for daring to speak against clankers.

at least I left ssh open from last time so i dont have to type in 64 character password in a console i can't copy/paste to

great

vcenter cert expired again

@mochabeau me over here still using Android 11... lol

@cR0w it was and is slop

but build in age verification and you'll have the world's support frothing

@krypt3ia I let my CCNP expire in 2021 only after cisco extended it due to covid shutdowns of testing centers.

Honestly, at some point, my CV speaks for itself, if I can get a human to read it.

@Viss

lolollolol

interface went down, better restart BGP

@cR0w @fuzzyfuzzyfungus

Thanks to DYNDNS, my home based S2S WireGuard tunnels only allow the specific FQDN I need.

ISP DHCP based IP change is roughly a 1hr downtime window. My ZFS replications can handle that fine.

random-ass packets that should be covered by ANY/ANY ??? DROP

I'm sure OPNsense works great if you only have WAN and LAN

add more and prepare for frustration

https://oaklandside.org/2026/04/24/who-is-paint-bombing-oaklands-flock-cameras/

@nyx ooo

So if AI is the primary contributor, then who is responsible for the subpoena when some zealot DA wants to press charges

@ownlife moltshit dot com for ai shitposting needs

@cybeej it is when our whole org uses SSH and these alerts trigger every 30 days to known and internal DNS

We have attempted to exclude these from alerting, but Cortex keeps finding new, exciting, and vague ways to continue to throw alerts.

NO JIRA

I don't need to stay updated on my work... because....

I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF DOING MY WORK

we dont even use microslop teams