CIRCLE WITH A DOT

at least I left ssh open from last time so i dont have to type in 64 character password in a console i can't copy/paste to

@kajer That's the level I'm using it at, and it's...fine...Moreso inertia at this point, but if I have to do anything more advanced, I think I'll be in the same position you're in looking for alternatives

https://oaklandside.org/2026/04/24/who-is-paint-bombing-oaklands-flock-cameras/

NO JIRAI don't need to stay updated on my work... because....I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF DOING MY WORKwe dont even use microslop teams

@cybeej it is when our whole org uses SSH and these alerts trigger every 30 days to known and internal DNS We have attempted to exclude these from alerting, but Cortex keeps finding new, exciting, and vague ways to continue to throw alerts.

@kajer my neurodivergent ass

me 3 years ago: bookmarks JIRA's "for you" pageJIRA today: Completely new page, does NOT show my current open tickets, but "recommendations" WHY!?!?!?WHY DID YOU CHANGE THIS!?

RE: https://mastodon.social/@nixCraft/116455762992516646Waiting for the day they pull ISOs in favor of the "online-only" installer.

me: CTRL-ESC calcLibreCalc: HEY BUDDY

youdontsay.jpghttps://www.forbes.com/sites/daveywinder/2026/04/12/openai-confirms-security-incident-mac-users-must-update-all-apps-now/

@kajer so there is this colleague whose last name would actually fulfill our admin account password policy...

@chaz found "documentation" in an unrelated githubhttps://github.com/ValdikSS/GoodbyeDPI

fighting devops about their 10Gb NICs being 10Gb

Me: Opens website to loginWebsite: login formMe: clicks password manager to start auto-fill processWebsite: HOLY FUCK YOU DIDNT ENTER ANYTHIGN IN THIS TEXT FIELD THESE ARE REQUIRED!!!!!!

old and busted: cat readme.txtnew hotness: catte readme.txt

Honestly, it's a driver skill issue at the core.I was taught early on that brakes on highway are a last resort. Shit, just in general, brakes should be a last resort.Way too many times I see some random driver brake, then change lanes, when simple lane change would have sufficed.I really wish rigorous drivers ed was a reality in the U.S.

@kajer I actually can’t tell if this is a shitpost or if it’s legit.

my workplace has become a linkedin boosting farm.AI!!!!!!!!!

Letting "the internet" access my GPUsWCGW?!

@kajer my bank and my password manager sure seem to live by that mantra