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Pierce: the reality is
Pierce: no one has time to fuck the corpses
Pierce: because they're too busy having corpse discourse
Pierce: or, as i call it, discorpse
King: ah ha ha!
King: that's pretty good
Barker: BOOO!!
King: oh come on clive, that was pretty funny
Barker: no it wasn't!
Barker: BOOOO!
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1Sarah G. Pierce: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the app that lets you find love with a corpsePierce: cuz, as they sayPierce: there's an app for that -
1Sarah G. Pierce: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the app that lets you find love with a corpsePierce: cuz, as they sayPierce: there's an app for that6
Barker: wait
Barker: no corpse fucking?!?
Barker: booo!!!
Pierce: yeah no
Pierce: [winking] on screen corpse fucking
Barker: no on screen corpse fucking?
Barker: boo!! -
1Sarah G. Pierce: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the app that lets you find love with a corpsePierce: cuz, as they sayPierce: there's an app for that5
Pierce: ok fine
Pierce: clive
Barker: yeah ok so
Barker: do people fuck the corpses?
Pierce: that is an excellent question
Pierce: no people do not fuck the corpses
Pierce: there is zero corpse fucking in this story
Pierce: and that's a wizard guarantee! -
1Sarah G. Pierce: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the app that lets you find love with a corpsePierce: cuz, as they sayPierce: there's an app for that4
Pierce: anyone else?
Pierce: anyone at all?
Poe: i think
Poe honestly
Poe: we all have the same question
Pierce: oh?
Poe: i think it's the same one clive has
Pierce: oh -
1Sarah G. Pierce: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the app that lets you find love with a corpsePierce: cuz, as they sayPierce: there's an app for that3
Pierce: does anyone have any questions?
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker: i have a question
Pierce: does anyone ELSE have any questions? -
1Sarah G. Pierce: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the app that lets you find love with a corpsePierce: cuz, as they sayPierce: there's an app for that2
Sarah G. Pierce: by investing early in corpse fuckr
Pierce: the app that pairs living people with corpses
Pierce: you two can create synergy in a marketplace environment of limitless opportunity
Pierce: as you can see from this chart, corpse love was the number one bing search terms in 1997 AND 1998
Pierce: if this trend continues…! -
1Sarah G. Pierce: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the app that lets you find love with a corpsePierce: cuz, as they sayPierce: there's an app for that1
Sarah G. Pierce: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the app that lets you find love with a corpse
Pierce: cuz, as they say
Pierce: there's an app for that -
1[circle of love]Nora Roberts: ok ladies we've got a new storyteller here tonightRoberts: everyone say hi to Coral hartCoral Hart: oh that's not my real nameHart: i have to keep my real name secret because readers hate anything its associated withRoberts:11
Hoover: the time of the blood reckoning is at hand
Hoover: i will see the light go out in your eyes, until you are an inert meat bag
Hoover: god this is so hot
Hoover: i am just sopping right now
Roberts: yeah its stuff like that
Roberts: see, mary kind of keeps her murders a little more light and fun
Mary Shelley: that's right, i do -
1[circle of love]Nora Roberts: ok ladies we've got a new storyteller here tonightRoberts: everyone say hi to Coral hartCoral Hart: oh that's not my real nameHart: i have to keep my real name secret because readers hate anything its associated withRoberts:10
Roberts: no colleen! no killing!
Hoover: but i wanna
Roberts: we've had this discussion before
Hoover: you let mary shelley stab all sorts of people
Roberts: that's different
Roberts: that's just horseplay
Roberts: i don't think she actually wants to kill anyone
Mary Shelley: whoa i wouldn't go that far -
1[circle of love]Nora Roberts: ok ladies we've got a new storyteller here tonightRoberts: everyone say hi to Coral hartCoral Hart: oh that's not my real nameHart: i have to keep my real name secret because readers hate anything its associated withRoberts:9
Hart: as you all know, writing is a long, labor-intensive process
Hart: haven't you ever asked
Hart: can't someone else do it?
Colleen Hoover: can i kill her
Nora Roberts: no! no colleen!
Hoover: but it would be so hottt -
1[circle of love]Nora Roberts: ok ladies we've got a new storyteller here tonightRoberts: everyone say hi to Coral hartCoral Hart: oh that's not my real nameHart: i have to keep my real name secret because readers hate anything its associated withRoberts:8
Sandra Hill: i'm skeptical
Hill: there's no way that an ai could love a viking as much as i do
Hart: the ai can do anything you prompt it to
Hill: no
Hill: it is not possible for it to love a viking as much as i do -
1[circle of love]Nora Roberts: ok ladies we've got a new storyteller here tonightRoberts: everyone say hi to Coral hartCoral Hart: oh that's not my real nameHart: i have to keep my real name secret because readers hate anything its associated withRoberts:7
[previously in the NYT]
Hart: i've sold AI to to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map
NYT: wow! sounds legit!
Hart: and look! i've got your nose!
NYT: OH MY GAWD
NYT: are you a wizard?? -
1[circle of love]Nora Roberts: ok ladies we've got a new storyteller here tonightRoberts: everyone say hi to Coral hartCoral Hart: oh that's not my real nameHart: i have to keep my real name secret because readers hate anything its associated withRoberts:6
Nora Roberts: could we see some of these numbers
Coral Hart: WHOA i didn't expect the spanish inquisition!!
Hart: can't you just unquestioningly accept my clealry absurd claims like the new york times did?
Hart: it is the paper of record, you know -
1[circle of love]Nora Roberts: ok ladies we've got a new storyteller here tonightRoberts: everyone say hi to Coral hartCoral Hart: oh that's not my real nameHart: i have to keep my real name secret because readers hate anything its associated withRoberts:5
Hart: with AI, i sell one million books a day and i make over a hundred trillion dollars in pure profit every day
Nora Roberts: that's a bold claim
Roberts: could we see those numbers?
Hart: c'mon
Hart: trust me bro
Hart: would i lie? -
1[circle of love]Nora Roberts: ok ladies we've got a new storyteller here tonightRoberts: everyone say hi to Coral hartCoral Hart: oh that's not my real nameHart: i have to keep my real name secret because readers hate anything its associated withRoberts:4
Hart: just imagine a glorious future where all books are AI garbage so readers have no choice but to read them
Hart: also maybe we could make it illegal to say that AI is bad
Hart: just a thought
Hart: i think that would be a great idea -
1[circle of love]Nora Roberts: ok ladies we've got a new storyteller here tonightRoberts: everyone say hi to Coral hartCoral Hart: oh that's not my real nameHart: i have to keep my real name secret because readers hate anything its associated withRoberts:3
Hart: see, i use AI to churn out books
Hart: now granted, the AI is bad at it and readers hate it
Hart: as i said in my new york times profile
Hart: but it's my hope that eventually
Hart: we'll wear them down -
1[circle of love]Nora Roberts: ok ladies we've got a new storyteller here tonightRoberts: everyone say hi to Coral hartCoral Hart: oh that's not my real nameHart: i have to keep my real name secret because readers hate anything its associated withRoberts:2
Roberts: uh ok
Roberts: so anyway, let's hear your story
Coral Hart: oh i'm not here to tell a story
Hart: i'm here to tell you about an amazing business opportunity -
1[circle of love]Nora Roberts: ok ladies we've got a new storyteller here tonightRoberts: everyone say hi to Coral hartCoral Hart: oh that's not my real nameHart: i have to keep my real name secret because readers hate anything its associated withRoberts:1
[circle of love]
Nora Roberts: ok ladies we've got a new storyteller here tonight
Roberts: everyone say hi to Coral hart
Coral Hart: oh that's not my real name
Hart: i have to keep my real name secret because readers hate anything its associated with
Roberts: