1[circle of love]Nora Roberts: ok ladies we've got a new storyteller here tonightRoberts: everyone say hi to Coral hartCoral Hart: oh that's not my real nameHart: i have to keep my real name secret because readers hate anything its associated withRoberts:

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Roberts: uh ok
Roberts: so anyway, let's hear your story
Coral Hart: oh i'm not here to tell a story
Hart: i'm here to tell you about an amazing business opportunity

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Hart: see, i use AI to churn out books
Hart: now granted, the AI is bad at it and readers hate it
Hart: as i said in my new york times profile
Hart: but it's my hope that eventually
Hart: we'll wear them down

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Hart: just imagine a glorious future where all books are AI garbage so readers have no choice but to read them
Hart: also maybe we could make it illegal to say that AI is bad
Hart: just a thought
Hart: i think that would be a great idea

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Hart: with AI, i sell one million books a day and i make over a hundred trillion dollars in pure profit every day
Nora Roberts: that's a bold claim
Roberts: could we see those numbers?
Hart: c'mon
Hart: trust me bro
Hart: would i lie?

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Nora Roberts: could we see some of these numbers
Coral Hart: WHOA i didn't expect the spanish inquisition!!
Hart: can't you just unquestioningly accept my clealry absurd claims like the new york times did?
Hart: it is the paper of record, you know

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[previously in the NYT]
Hart: i've sold AI to to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map
NYT: wow! sounds legit!
Hart: and look! i've got your nose!
NYT: OH MY GAWD
NYT: are you a wizard??

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Sandra Hill: i'm skeptical
Hill: there's no way that an ai could love a viking as much as i do
Hart: the ai can do anything you prompt it to
Hill: no
Hill: it is not possible for it to love a viking as much as i do

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Hart: as you all know, writing is a long, labor-intensive process
Hart: haven't you ever asked
Hart: can't someone else do it?
Colleen Hoover: can i kill her
Nora Roberts: no! no colleen!
Hoover: but it would be so hottt

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10
Roberts: no colleen! no killing!
Hoover: but i wanna
Roberts: we've had this discussion before
Hoover: you let mary shelley stab all sorts of people
Roberts: that's different
Roberts: that's just horseplay
Roberts: i don't think she actually wants to kill anyone
Mary Shelley: whoa i wouldn't go that far

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Hoover: the time of the blood reckoning is at hand
Hoover: i will see the light go out in your eyes, until you are an inert meat bag
Hoover: god this is so hot
Hoover: i am just sopping right now
Roberts: yeah its stuff like that
Roberts: see, mary kind of keeps her murders a little more light and fun
Mary Shelley: that's right, i do

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@bitterkarella MARY YES