1Sarah G. Pierce: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the app that lets you find love with a corpsePierce: cuz, as they sayPierce: there's an app for that
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Sarah G. Pierce: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the app that lets you find love with a corpse
Pierce: cuz, as they say
Pierce: there's an app for that -
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Sarah G. Pierce: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the app that lets you find love with a corpse
Pierce: cuz, as they say
Pierce: there's an app for that2
Sarah G. Pierce: by investing early in corpse fuckr
Pierce: the app that pairs living people with corpses
Pierce: you two can create synergy in a marketplace environment of limitless opportunity
Pierce: as you can see from this chart, corpse love was the number one bing search terms in 1997 AND 1998
Pierce: if this trend continues…! -
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Sarah G. Pierce: by investing early in corpse fuckr
Pierce: the app that pairs living people with corpses
Pierce: you two can create synergy in a marketplace environment of limitless opportunity
Pierce: as you can see from this chart, corpse love was the number one bing search terms in 1997 AND 1998
Pierce: if this trend continues…!3
Pierce: does anyone have any questions?
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker: i have a question
Pierce: does anyone ELSE have any questions? -
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Pierce: does anyone have any questions?
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker: i have a question
Pierce: does anyone ELSE have any questions?4
Pierce: anyone else?
Pierce: anyone at all?
Poe: i think
Poe honestly
Poe: we all have the same question
Pierce: oh?
Poe: i think it's the same one clive has
Pierce: oh -
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Pierce: anyone else?
Pierce: anyone at all?
Poe: i think
Poe honestly
Poe: we all have the same question
Pierce: oh?
Poe: i think it's the same one clive has
Pierce: oh5
Pierce: ok fine
Pierce: clive
Barker: yeah ok so
Barker: do people fuck the corpses?
Pierce: that is an excellent question
Pierce: no people do not fuck the corpses
Pierce: there is zero corpse fucking in this story
Pierce: and that's a wizard guarantee! -
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Pierce: ok fine
Pierce: clive
Barker: yeah ok so
Barker: do people fuck the corpses?
Pierce: that is an excellent question
Pierce: no people do not fuck the corpses
Pierce: there is zero corpse fucking in this story
Pierce: and that's a wizard guarantee!6
Barker: wait
Barker: no corpse fucking?!?
Barker: booo!!!
Pierce: yeah no
Pierce: [winking] on screen corpse fucking
Barker: no on screen corpse fucking?
Barker: boo!! -
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Barker: wait
Barker: no corpse fucking?!?
Barker: booo!!!
Pierce: yeah no
Pierce: [winking] on screen corpse fucking
Barker: no on screen corpse fucking?
Barker: boo!!7
Pierce: the reality is
Pierce: no one has time to fuck the corpses
Pierce: because they're too busy having corpse discourse
Pierce: or, as i call it, discorpse
King: ah ha ha!
King: that's pretty good
Barker: BOOO!!
King: oh come on clive, that was pretty funny
Barker: no it wasn't!
Barker: BOOOO! -
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Pierce: the reality is
Pierce: no one has time to fuck the corpses
Pierce: because they're too busy having corpse discourse
Pierce: or, as i call it, discorpse
King: ah ha ha!
King: that's pretty good
Barker: BOOO!!
King: oh come on clive, that was pretty funny
Barker: no it wasn't!
Barker: BOOOO!@bitterkarella
But no intercorpse. -
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Sarah G. Pierce: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the app that lets you find love with a corpse
Pierce: cuz, as they say
Pierce: there's an app for that@bitterkarella *cough*
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