Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.
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Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.
Could actually work, come to think of it.
@mattblaze Deny, defend, and … depose?
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If the Yanks give free healtcare like the Danish do... Nah... they wont.
@bitchboss Thanks for explaining my joke.
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@bitchboss Thanks for explaining my joke.
You're welcome. It's a Dutch custom...
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Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.
Could actually work, come to think of it.
@mattblaze@federate.social they'll have to wait until at least July, since the ship that is suggested to be going is on dry dock in Alabama for maintenance until then -
@mattblaze@federate.social they'll have to wait until at least July, since the ship that is suggested to be going is on dry dock in Alabama for maintenance until then
@linear No problem. No one will have pre-approval for their care before then anyway.
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@linear No problem. No one will have pre-approval for their care before then anyway.
@mattblaze@federate.social no point in approving before the ship arrives anyway! after all, anyone who really needs it and applies now probably won't by the time it arrives, one way or the other. -
@linear No problem. No one will have pre-approval for their care before then anyway.
@mattblaze @linear Can they even start before the ship gets there? It's Greenland, which (according to Trump, I bet) has no computers.
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Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.
Could actually work, come to think of it.
@mattblaze@federate.social I can tell you right now not a chance any medical provider on any boat is in-network for my insurance. So, loss leader?
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Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.
Could actually work, come to think of it.
LOL
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. You are joking and knowing that health care is free of charge anywhere in the Kingdom of Denmark.@Onthebass Thank you for taking the time to explain my joke to me. I had not understood it before you did.
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Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.
Could actually work, come to think of it.
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Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.
Could actually work, come to think of it.
@mattblaze That would not be the worst idea he ever had. Terrible, in absolute terms, but not the worst relatively.
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@Onthebass Thank you for taking the time to explain my joke to me. I had not understood it before you did.
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@Onthebass Thank you for taking the time to explain my joke to me. I had not understood it before you did.
@mattblaze Years ago a quirky speaker at Black Hat giggled mid-talk & then explained, “Sorry, I just told myself a joke I hadn’t heard before.” 🤪
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@Onthebass Thank you for taking the time to explain my joke to me. I had not understood it before you did.
@mattblaze
I apologise... I didn't know you and has been surprised by the lack of knowledge about Europe and small countries like Denmark among Americans. Sorry. -
Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.
Could actually work, come to think of it.
@mattblaze I’m certain the insurance companies would find a way to make “being a Greenlander” a pre-existing condition.
