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  3. Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.

Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.

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  • mattblaze@federate.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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    Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.

    Could actually work, come to think of it.

    bitchboss@marcella.masto.hostB 20002ist@thepit.social2 linear@nya.socialL knapjack@snac.gruntle.ccK onthebass@krigskunst.socialO 8 Replies Last reply
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    • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

      Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.

      Could actually work, come to think of it.

      bitchboss@marcella.masto.hostB This user is from outside of this forum
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      @mattblaze

      If the Yanks give free healtcare like the Danish do... Nah... they wont.

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      • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

        Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.

        Could actually work, come to think of it.

        20002ist@thepit.social2 This user is from outside of this forum
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        @mattblaze Deny, defend, and … depose?

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        • bitchboss@marcella.masto.hostB bitchboss@marcella.masto.host

          @mattblaze

          If the Yanks give free healtcare like the Danish do... Nah... they wont.

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          @bitchboss Thanks for explaining my joke.

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          • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

            @bitchboss Thanks for explaining my joke.

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            @mattblaze

            You're welcome. It's a Dutch custom...

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            • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

              Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.

              Could actually work, come to think of it.

              linear@nya.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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              @mattblaze@federate.social they'll have to wait until at least July, since the ship that is suggested to be going is on dry dock in Alabama for maintenance until then
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              • linear@nya.socialL linear@nya.social
                @mattblaze@federate.social they'll have to wait until at least July, since the ship that is suggested to be going is on dry dock in Alabama for maintenance until then
                mattblaze@federate.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                @linear No problem. No one will have pre-approval for their care before then anyway.

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                • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                  @linear No problem. No one will have pre-approval for their care before then anyway.

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                  @mattblaze@federate.social no point in approving before the ship arrives anyway! after all, anyone who really needs it and applies now probably won't by the time it arrives, one way or the other.
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                  • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                    @linear No problem. No one will have pre-approval for their care before then anyway.

                    oclsc@mstdn.caO This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @mattblaze @linear Can they even start before the ship gets there? It's Greenland, which (according to Trump, I bet) has no computers.

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                    • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                      Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.

                      Could actually work, come to think of it.

                      knapjack@snac.gruntle.ccK This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @mattblaze@federate.social I can tell you right now not a chance any medical provider on any boat is in-network for my insurance. So, loss leader? 🤔😉
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                      • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                        Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.

                        Could actually work, come to think of it.

                        onthebass@krigskunst.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @mattblaze

                        LOL 😂. You are joking and knowing that health care is free of charge anywhere in the Kingdom of Denmark.

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                        • onthebass@krigskunst.socialO onthebass@krigskunst.social

                          @mattblaze

                          LOL 😂. You are joking and knowing that health care is free of charge anywhere in the Kingdom of Denmark.

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                          @Onthebass Thank you for taking the time to explain my joke to me. I had not understood it before you did.

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                          • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                            Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.

                            Could actually work, come to think of it.

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                            @mattblaze https://theonion.com/health-insurance-ceo-reveals-key-to-company-s-success-i-1823515696/

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                            • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                              Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.

                              Could actually work, come to think of it.

                              radarskiy@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @mattblaze That would not be the worst idea he ever had. Terrible, in absolute terms, but not the worst relatively.

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                              • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                                @Onthebass Thank you for taking the time to explain my joke to me. I had not understood it before you did.

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                                @mattblaze
                                😁 😜

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                                • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                                  @Onthebass Thank you for taking the time to explain my joke to me. I had not understood it before you did.

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                                  @mattblaze Years ago a quirky speaker at Black Hat giggled mid-talk & then explained, “Sorry, I just told myself a joke I hadn’t heard before.” 🤪

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                                  • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                                    @Onthebass Thank you for taking the time to explain my joke to me. I had not understood it before you did.

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                                    @mattblaze
                                    I apologise... I didn't know you and has been surprised by the lack of knowledge about Europe and small countries like Denmark among Americans. Sorry.

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                                      @SpiritualAnnie @mattblaze 🤣

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                                      • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                                        Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.

                                        Could actually work, come to think of it.

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                                        @mattblaze I’m certain the insurance companies would find a way to make “being a Greenlander” a pre-existing condition.

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