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  3. Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.

Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.

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  • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

    @linear No problem. No one will have pre-approval for their care before then anyway.

    oclsc@mstdn.caO This user is from outside of this forum
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    @mattblaze @linear Can they even start before the ship gets there? It's Greenland, which (according to Trump, I bet) has no computers.

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    • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

      Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.

      Could actually work, come to think of it.

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      @mattblaze@federate.social I can tell you right now not a chance any medical provider on any boat is in-network for my insurance. So, loss leader? 🤔😉
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      • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

        Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.

        Could actually work, come to think of it.

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        @mattblaze

        LOL 😂. You are joking and knowing that health care is free of charge anywhere in the Kingdom of Denmark.

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        • onthebass@krigskunst.socialO onthebass@krigskunst.social

          @mattblaze

          LOL 😂. You are joking and knowing that health care is free of charge anywhere in the Kingdom of Denmark.

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          @Onthebass Thank you for taking the time to explain my joke to me. I had not understood it before you did.

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          • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

            Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.

            Could actually work, come to think of it.

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            @mattblaze https://theonion.com/health-insurance-ceo-reveals-key-to-company-s-success-i-1823515696/

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            • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

              Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.

              Could actually work, come to think of it.

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              @mattblaze That would not be the worst idea he ever had. Terrible, in absolute terms, but not the worst relatively.

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              • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                @Onthebass Thank you for taking the time to explain my joke to me. I had not understood it before you did.

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                @mattblaze
                😁 😜

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                • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                  @Onthebass Thank you for taking the time to explain my joke to me. I had not understood it before you did.

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                  @mattblaze Years ago a quirky speaker at Black Hat giggled mid-talk & then explained, “Sorry, I just told myself a joke I hadn’t heard before.” 🤪

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                  • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                    @Onthebass Thank you for taking the time to explain my joke to me. I had not understood it before you did.

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                    @mattblaze
                    I apologise... I didn't know you and has been surprised by the lack of knowledge about Europe and small countries like Denmark among Americans. Sorry.

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                      @SpiritualAnnie @mattblaze 🤣

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                      • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                        Apparently Trump's plan for defeating Greenland involves making everyone there fill out forms and wait on hold with the insurance company until they surrender.

                        Could actually work, come to think of it.

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                        @mattblaze I’m certain the insurance companies would find a way to make “being a Greenlander” a pre-existing condition.

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