Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
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@NudelnAlDente@mstdn.social jfc. if they're not gonna have a physical menu they can at least have a website???
@kinsey @NudelnAlDente normies who don't know they could just make a website instead of relying on big social media to host for them
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.@NudelnAlDente
Yeah those businesses can f**k right off. I don't have an insta or facebook account and have noticed recently neither will allow me view anything, which I'm happy with. I don't mind telling people I can't open their link.
I very very rarely would click on a tik tok and never anything x. I have x blocked in browser so often see news stories with loads of blocked panel. It tends to be the "news" not worth reading in that case.
Youtube I still tolerate -
@NudelnAlDente This is so insane. Here locally we have a restaurant that requires you to give them your phone number to be put on a list for a table; and a gas station that requires their app to activate the gas pumps.
@epicdemiologist @NudelnAlDente I can understand the restaurant. There’s inconsiderate types who make advance reservations at five or six places and then see what their mood is come dinner. They don’t bother to cancel the other restaurants. Result is that those may have turned away other customers. Asking for a phone number allows them at least to call like “Hey, you’re 30 mins late, should we still hold the table?”. Also, not being anonymous is a bit of a deterrent from being a selfish prick.
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@raganwald @NudelnAlDente A local family run Mexican place with great food provides the option of paying with a QR code. I tried it and somewhere in the process a hidden app (forgot the name at the moment) was silently downloaded and installed on my iPhone without my knowledge or consent. Nope. I still eat there but only pay with credit card or cash.
@heafnerj “I tried it and somewhere in the process a hidden app (forgot the name at the moment) was silently downloaded and installed on my iPhone without my knowledge or consent.”
That is incredibly bad.
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.@NudelnAlDente
Ditto.
And also, for me, if your only store is on Amazon, I'll be going to one of your competitors. Even if more expensive. -
Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.Ah, the Internet. Savior of businesses. Wonderful, magical entity that communicates for us, so we don't have to get headaches from thinking too much or wasting time talking to people. Transformative shepherd, on the verge of an AI "singularity" which will mean we don't have to think at all.
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.@NudelnAlDente I've experienced the same lately... Fancy Cocktail bar also, with some "speakeasy gamification" to enter. At some point we had to find a "hint" on their Instagram and went into the same issue than you.
The issue is... youngsters do consider not having an Instagram account as completely absurd. It's totally possible that this way of forcing you to check their IG helps the business.
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business. -
@webidebi @NudelnAlDente sad thing is, too many people dont give a fuck to not use meta shit
@utf_7 very sad

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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.This is crazy. I know of a coin-op laundry vendor who is swapping all coin machines into debit - kiosk pay machines in ELDERLY low income housing. Many are in their 80s who have no idea how to use this kind of tech, don't have debit cards or cell phones or know how to swipe or know what a kiosk is. They have to do laundry, have no cars, and have incontinence, and will stop doing wash, get infections and be relegated to the humiliation of filth because some corporate younger person decided to eliminate the human job of emptying the coins to increase profit.
I hate this.
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.@NudelnAlDente agreed. It’s incredibly easy to build a free website these days and instagram/facebook is less and less relevant so, to me, it’s a head scratcher.
Especially now that the web version locks out non-account viewers. If it’s absolutely needed there are anonymous viewers like https://flufi.me/ or https://gramsnap.com/en/instagram-viewer/ .
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.@NudelnAlDente I often find the same thing in restaurants: a QR code instead of a menu. And that’s it – I’m out of there.
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.@NudelnAlDente FFS: a static web page somewhere on the internet is effectively free. If your marketing team insists on using Instagram, just use your posts to point to that page.
Also: if your marketing team insists on using Instagram as the sole point of entry, fire them and find some who really understands marketing
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.@NudelnAlDente I’ve walked out of several places in the past couple of years when they don’t accept cash. This kind of thing just makes it impossible for people of lesser means to buy a cup of coffee. It pisses me off a whole lot.
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@heafnerj @raganwald @NudelnAlDente I always have a thought, to replice some of them to lemonparty, goatsee or some other “internet safety basics visual learning tool” from the older ages - I never will, but I fantasise about it almost every time I’m in a place that pushes me to use qr codes….
@DMTomas @raganwald @NudelnAlDente I wouldn't mind doing that myself...
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@heafnerj “I tried it and somewhere in the process a hidden app (forgot the name at the moment) was silently downloaded and installed on my iPhone without my knowledge or consent.”
That is incredibly bad.
@raganwald @NudelnAlDente At the time it was, except to me, about this particular payment system but I hadn't heard about it. The apparently didn't know either so I really can't fault them.
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@NudelnAlDente There was an ice cream place that sold ice cream shakes near me. The menu was animated, and would only show the shake ingredients for a couple seconds before cycling. The server explained that I could just ask and she could tell me what was in each, and I really tried but my brain just could not process what the options were.
@HeckinChonker @NudelnAlDente Gotta love those places with decor styled after the flashing adverts at the bottom of listicles. Overstimulation? Why, what’s that?
And heaven forbid you’re Deaf and trying to get a shake.
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@raganwald @NudelnAlDente At the time it was, except to me, about this particular payment system but I hadn't heard about it. The apparently didn't know either so I really can't fault them.
@heafnerj @NudelnAlDente It occurred to me that it could be the vendor. Or a system that was compromised. So I tried to make a neutral, blameless comment.
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@NudelnAlDente
Yeah those businesses can f**k right off. I don't have an insta or facebook account and have noticed recently neither will allow me view anything, which I'm happy with. I don't mind telling people I can't open their link.
I very very rarely would click on a tik tok and never anything x. I have x blocked in browser so often see news stories with loads of blocked panel. It tends to be the "news" not worth reading in that case.
Youtube I still tolerate@Doomstrike @NudelnAlDente
I’m at the edge of my tolerance for YouTube too, now. It’s definitely getting more and more #enshittified -
@epicdemiologist @NudelnAlDente I can understand the restaurant. There’s inconsiderate types who make advance reservations at five or six places and then see what their mood is come dinner. They don’t bother to cancel the other restaurants. Result is that those may have turned away other customers. Asking for a phone number allows them at least to call like “Hey, you’re 30 mins late, should we still hold the table?”. Also, not being anonymous is a bit of a deterrent from being a selfish prick.
@ArtHarg @NudelnAlDente Nonono, I'm not talking about reservations! I'm talking about getting on the waitlist as a walk-in!

