Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.@NudelnAlDente the proper response to this nonsense is a decisive and not quiet
"I cannot order from your menu that won't stay still on the TV." or
"I do not use Instagram."and walk out without looking back.
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.@NudelnAlDente New coffee place opened up around the corner. Went in there, nobody pays me any attention, no obvious line to order, no cash register. Iβm told I can scan a QR code to download an app to place an order. Walked across the street to next place instead.
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.@NudelnAlDente we currently want to buy several fruit trees. Our nearest supplier is only on facebook
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@NudelnAlDente@mstdn.social jfc. if they're not gonna have a physical menu they can at least have a website???
@kinsey @NudelnAlDente normies who don't know they could just make a website instead of relying on big social media to host for them
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.@NudelnAlDente
Yeah those businesses can f**k right off. I don't have an insta or facebook account and have noticed recently neither will allow me view anything, which I'm happy with. I don't mind telling people I can't open their link.
I very very rarely would click on a tik tok and never anything x. I have x blocked in browser so often see news stories with loads of blocked panel. It tends to be the "news" not worth reading in that case.
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@NudelnAlDente This is so insane. Here locally we have a restaurant that requires you to give them your phone number to be put on a list for a table; and a gas station that requires their app to activate the gas pumps.
@epicdemiologist @NudelnAlDente I can understand the restaurant. Thereβs inconsiderate types who make advance reservations at five or six places and then see what their mood is come dinner. They donβt bother to cancel the other restaurants. Result is that those may have turned away other customers. Asking for a phone number allows them at least to call like βHey, youβre 30 mins late, should we still hold the table?β. Also, not being anonymous is a bit of a deterrent from being a selfish prick.
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@raganwald @NudelnAlDente A local family run Mexican place with great food provides the option of paying with a QR code. I tried it and somewhere in the process a hidden app (forgot the name at the moment) was silently downloaded and installed on my iPhone without my knowledge or consent. Nope. I still eat there but only pay with credit card or cash.
@heafnerj βI tried it and somewhere in the process a hidden app (forgot the name at the moment) was silently downloaded and installed on my iPhone without my knowledge or consent.β
That is incredibly bad.
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.@NudelnAlDente
Ditto.
And also, for me, if your only store is on Amazon, I'll be going to one of your competitors. Even if more expensive. -
Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.Ah, the Internet. Savior of businesses. Wonderful, magical entity that communicates for us, so we don't have to get headaches from thinking too much or wasting time talking to people. Transformative shepherd, on the verge of an AI "singularity" which will mean we don't have to think at all.
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.@NudelnAlDente I've experienced the same lately... Fancy Cocktail bar also, with some "speakeasy gamification" to enter. At some point we had to find a "hint" on their Instagram and went into the same issue than you.
The issue is... youngsters do consider not having an Instagram account as completely absurd. It's totally possible that this way of forcing you to check their IG helps the business.
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business. -
@webidebi @NudelnAlDente sad thing is, too many people dont give a fuck to not use meta shit
@utf_7 very sad

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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.This is crazy. I know of a coin-op laundry vendor who is swapping all coin machines into debit - kiosk pay machines in ELDERLY low income housing. Many are in their 80s who have no idea how to use this kind of tech, don't have debit cards or cell phones or know how to swipe or know what a kiosk is. They have to do laundry, have no cars, and have incontinence, and will stop doing wash, get infections and be relegated to the humiliation of filth because some corporate younger person decided to eliminate the human job of emptying the coins to increase profit.
I hate this.
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.@NudelnAlDente agreed. Itβs incredibly easy to build a free website these days and instagram/facebook is less and less relevant so, to me, itβs a head scratcher.
Especially now that the web version locks out non-account viewers. If itβs absolutely needed there are anonymous viewers like https://flufi.me/ or https://gramsnap.com/en/instagram-viewer/ .
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.@NudelnAlDente I often find the same thing in restaurants: a QR code instead of a menu. And thatβs it β Iβm out of there.
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.@NudelnAlDente FFS: a static web page somewhere on the internet is effectively free. If your marketing team insists on using Instagram, just use your posts to point to that page.
Also: if your marketing team insists on using Instagram as the sole point of entry, fire them and find some who really understands marketing
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Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.
Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."
I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.
I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.
Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)
FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.@NudelnAlDente Iβve walked out of several places in the past couple of years when they donβt accept cash. This kind of thing just makes it impossible for people of lesser means to buy a cup of coffee. It pisses me off a whole lot.
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@heafnerj @raganwald @NudelnAlDente I always have a thought, to replice some of them to lemonparty, goatsee or some other βinternet safety basics visual learning toolβ from the older ages - I never will, but I fantasise about it almost every time Iβm in a place that pushes me to use qr codesβ¦.
@DMTomas @raganwald @NudelnAlDente I wouldn't mind doing that myself...
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@heafnerj βI tried it and somewhere in the process a hidden app (forgot the name at the moment) was silently downloaded and installed on my iPhone without my knowledge or consent.β
That is incredibly bad.
@raganwald @NudelnAlDente At the time it was, except to me, about this particular payment system but I hadn't heard about it. The apparently didn't know either so I really can't fault them.
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@NudelnAlDente There was an ice cream place that sold ice cream shakes near me. The menu was animated, and would only show the shake ingredients for a couple seconds before cycling. The server explained that I could just ask and she could tell me what was in each, and I really tried but my brain just could not process what the options were.
@HeckinChonker @NudelnAlDente Gotta love those places with decor styled after the flashing adverts at the bottom of listicles. Overstimulation? Why, whatβs that?
And heaven forbid youβre Deaf and trying to get a shake.

