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  • nudelnaldente@mstdn.socialN nudelnaldente@mstdn.social

    Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.

    Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."

    I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.

    I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.

    Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)

    🙄 FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.

    aburka@hachyderm.ioA This user is from outside of this forum
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    #33

    @NudelnAlDente dumbest trend ever, why would you want everyone in your bar to be looking down at their phones

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    • rootschange@federate.socialR rootschange@federate.social

      @NudelnAlDente ditto to non-profits and community organizations.

      Instagram is not accessible and you’re leaving a huge portion of your community out. Those off Instagram might actually be better evangelists for you! But they can’t find you.

      cppguy@infosec.spaceC This user is from outside of this forum
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      wrote last edited by
      #34

      @rootschange @NudelnAlDente

      My phone is configured to block all Meta hosts, so Instagram is a 404 for me. If I can't buy from you or work with you without disabling Blokada, I'm walking away.

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      • nudelnaldente@mstdn.socialN nudelnaldente@mstdn.social

        Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.

        Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."

        I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.

        I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.

        Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)

        🙄 FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.

        courtcan@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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        courtcan@mastodon.social
        wrote last edited by
        #35

        @NudelnAlDente That would be enough to make me turn around and walk out -- after telling them exactly why I'm doing so.

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        • nudelnaldente@mstdn.socialN nudelnaldente@mstdn.social

          Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.

          Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."

          I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.

          I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.

          Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)

          🙄 FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.

          vgoller@nrw.socialV This user is from outside of this forum
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          vgoller@nrw.social
          wrote last edited by
          #36

          @NudelnAlDente don’t worry. They either go bust or are a good place NOT to be, a honeypot for influencer and wannabe insta-fames. You don’t want to hang out with these anyway

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          • nudelnaldente@mstdn.socialN nudelnaldente@mstdn.social

            Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.

            Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."

            I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.

            I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.

            Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)

            🙄 FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.

            jranft@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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            jranft@mastodon.social
            wrote last edited by
            #37

            @NudelnAlDente Yes. So stupid. They should just show you a screenshot of the menu on their phone at least.

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            • nudelnaldente@mstdn.socialN nudelnaldente@mstdn.social

              Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.

              Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."

              I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.

              I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.

              Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)

              🙄 FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.

              vrtxd@piipitin.fiV This user is from outside of this forum
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              vrtxd@piipitin.fi
              wrote last edited by
              #38

              @NudelnAlDente
              – Oh okay, but the account is free and very easy to create!
              – Cool, in that case please create a throwaway account so I can throw money at you.

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              • nudelnaldente@mstdn.socialN nudelnaldente@mstdn.social

                Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.

                Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."

                I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.

                I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.

                Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)

                🙄 FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.

                heckinchonker@mastodon.socialH This user is from outside of this forum
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                heckinchonker@mastodon.social
                wrote last edited by
                #39

                @NudelnAlDente There was an ice cream place that sold ice cream shakes near me. The menu was animated, and would only show the shake ingredients for a couple seconds before cycling. The server explained that I could just ask and she could tell me what was in each, and I really tried but my brain just could not process what the options were.

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                • nudelnaldente@mstdn.socialN nudelnaldente@mstdn.social

                  @kimlockhartga I think it may be more a case of being self-consciously cool tbh. One of the bar staff also corrected one of our party on her pronunciation of a drink's name. 🙄

                  Honestly I would have just left & gone to a decent beer bar if not for the rest of the group I was with. I don't think I'll be going back.

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                  wrote last edited by
                  #40

                  @NudelnAlDente holy hell! I would have been fired for correcting a guest's pronunciation! We actually saw a guy get fired for just that. Great way to ruin your biz and your tip.

                  It was so ingrained in me that when someone asked for a Cabernet Sauvignon Blanc, I asked if they wanted the red or the white one, because there was no way I was correcting anyone, even if they ordered the karaoke (keoke) coffee, trout ala mode (almondine), or Ryesling (Riesling).

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                  • nudelnaldente@mstdn.socialN nudelnaldente@mstdn.social

                    Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.

                    Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."

                    I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.

                    I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.

                    Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)

                    🙄 FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.

                    galacticstone@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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                    galacticstone@mastodon.social
                    wrote last edited by
                    #41

                    @NudelnAlDente I lost count of the number of times I have refused to use a business because they have a Facebook, Instagram, or X/Twitter presence.

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                    • heafnerj@mstdn.socialH heafnerj@mstdn.social

                      @raganwald @NudelnAlDente A local family run Mexican place with great food provides the option of paying with a QR code. I tried it and somewhere in the process a hidden app (forgot the name at the moment) was silently downloaded and installed on my iPhone without my knowledge or consent. Nope. I still eat there but only pay with credit card or cash.

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                      #42

                      @heafnerj @raganwald @NudelnAlDente I always have a thought, to replice some of them to lemonparty, goatsee or some other “internet safety basics visual learning tool” from the older ages - I never will, but I fantasise about it almost every time I’m in a place that pushes me to use qr codes….

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                      • webidebi@mastodon.socialW webidebi@mastodon.social

                        @NudelnAlDente They wouldn't have even got a beer out of me. B-bye...

                        utf_7@mastodon.socialU This user is from outside of this forum
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                        wrote last edited by
                        #43

                        @webidebi @NudelnAlDente sad thing is, too many people dont give a fuck to not use meta shit

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                        • nudelnaldente@mstdn.socialN nudelnaldente@mstdn.social

                          Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.

                          Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."

                          I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.

                          I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.

                          Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)

                          🙄 FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.

                          progo@boop.cityP This user is from outside of this forum
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                          progo@boop.city
                          wrote last edited by
                          #44

                          @NudelnAlDente the proper response to this nonsense is a decisive and not quiet

                          "I cannot order from your menu that won't stay still on the TV." or
                          "I do not use Instagram."

                          and walk out without looking back.

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                          • nudelnaldente@mstdn.socialN nudelnaldente@mstdn.social

                            Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.

                            Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."

                            I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.

                            I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.

                            Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)

                            🙄 FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.

                            jschauma@mstdn.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                            jschauma@mstdn.social
                            wrote last edited by
                            #45

                            @NudelnAlDente New coffee place opened up around the corner. Went in there, nobody pays me any attention, no obvious line to order, no cash register. I’m told I can scan a QR code to download an app to place an order. Walked across the street to next place instead.

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                            • nudelnaldente@mstdn.socialN nudelnaldente@mstdn.social

                              Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.

                              Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."

                              I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.

                              I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.

                              Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)

                              🙄 FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.

                              florapis@toot.walesF This user is from outside of this forum
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                              florapis@toot.wales
                              wrote last edited by
                              #46

                              @NudelnAlDente we currently want to buy several fruit trees. Our nearest supplier is only on facebook🤷‍♀️

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                              • kinsey@cyberpunk.gayK kinsey@cyberpunk.gay

                                @NudelnAlDente@mstdn.social jfc. if they're not gonna have a physical menu they can at least have a website???

                                kaito02@mastodon.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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                                wrote last edited by
                                #47

                                @kinsey @NudelnAlDente normies who don't know they could just make a website instead of relying on big social media to host for them

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                                • nudelnaldente@mstdn.socialN nudelnaldente@mstdn.social

                                  Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.

                                  Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."

                                  I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.

                                  I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.

                                  Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)

                                  🙄 FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.

                                  doomstrike@metalhead.clubD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  doomstrike@metalhead.club
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #48

                                  @NudelnAlDente
                                  Yeah those businesses can f**k right off. I don't have an insta or facebook account and have noticed recently neither will allow me view anything, which I'm happy with. I don't mind telling people I can't open their link.
                                  I very very rarely would click on a tik tok and never anything x. I have x blocked in browser so often see news stories with loads of blocked panel. It tends to be the "news" not worth reading in that case.
                                  Youtube I still tolerate

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                                  • epicdemiologist@wandering.shopE epicdemiologist@wandering.shop

                                    @NudelnAlDente This is so insane. Here locally we have a restaurant that requires you to give them your phone number to be put on a list for a table; and a gas station that requires their app to activate the gas pumps.

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                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #49

                                    @epicdemiologist @NudelnAlDente I can understand the restaurant. There’s inconsiderate types who make advance reservations at five or six places and then see what their mood is come dinner. They don’t bother to cancel the other restaurants. Result is that those may have turned away other customers. Asking for a phone number allows them at least to call like “Hey, you’re 30 mins late, should we still hold the table?”. Also, not being anonymous is a bit of a deterrent from being a selfish prick.

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                                    • heafnerj@mstdn.socialH heafnerj@mstdn.social

                                      @raganwald @NudelnAlDente A local family run Mexican place with great food provides the option of paying with a QR code. I tried it and somewhere in the process a hidden app (forgot the name at the moment) was silently downloaded and installed on my iPhone without my knowledge or consent. Nope. I still eat there but only pay with credit card or cash.

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                                      raganwald@social.bau-ha.us
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #50

                                      @heafnerj “I tried it and somewhere in the process a hidden app (forgot the name at the moment) was silently downloaded and installed on my iPhone without my knowledge or consent.”

                                      That is incredibly bad.

                                      @NudelnAlDente

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                                      • nudelnaldente@mstdn.socialN nudelnaldente@mstdn.social

                                        Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.

                                        Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."

                                        I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.

                                        I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.

                                        Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)

                                        🙄 FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.

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                                        bwaz@mastodon.online
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #51

                                        @NudelnAlDente
                                        Ditto.
                                        And also, for me, if your only store is on Amazon, I'll be going to one of your competitors. Even if more expensive.

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                                        • nudelnaldente@mstdn.socialN nudelnaldente@mstdn.social

                                          Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail.

                                          Bartender: "We don't have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list."

                                          I find them on Instagram only to discover that it's impossible to see their menu there when not logged in.

                                          I. Don't. Have. An. Instagram. Account.

                                          Me: "Yeah, I'll have a small beer, thanks." (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail)

                                          🙄 FFS businesses, stop getting captured by #Meta. It hurts your business.

                                          oldclumsy_nowmad@mastodon.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          oldclumsy_nowmad@mastodon.social
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #52

                                          @NudelnAlDente

                                          Ah, the Internet. Savior of businesses. Wonderful, magical entity that communicates for us, so we don't have to get headaches from thinking too much or wasting time talking to people. Transformative shepherd, on the verge of an AI "singularity" which will mean we don't have to think at all.

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                                          [The Random House College Dictionary]

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