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  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

    Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

    alien@mastodon.greenA This user is from outside of this forum
    alien@mastodon.greenA This user is from outside of this forum
    alien@mastodon.green
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    #10

    @cstross nobody is talking about the come on please, I think it's hilarious

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    • alien@mastodon.greenA alien@mastodon.green

      @cstross nobody is talking about the come on please, I think it's hilarious

      illuminatus@mstdn.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
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      #11

      @alien @cstross It's just asking for us to trust it.

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      • tezoatlipoca@mas.toT tezoatlipoca@mas.to

        @cstross Between two uzmeruyamu? Isn't Uzmeruyamu that anime horse-girl racing game?

        kaleissin@wandering.shopK This user is from outside of this forum
        kaleissin@wandering.shopK This user is from outside of this forum
        kaleissin@wandering.shop
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        #12

        @tezoatlipoca @cstross Urotsukidoji, surely *snigger*

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        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

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          choomba@social.tchncs.deC This user is from outside of this forum
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          #13

          @cstross I think in these trying times we all too often forget that pacclabmech is not mehee yem.

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          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

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            #14

            @cstross Uh oh, I did 6 muhym, I hope I'll be okay

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            • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

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              #15

              @cstross

              Real "Send three and fourpence we are going to a dance" energy there. Did someone dictate it into something set for the wrong language?

              Mayor Snorkum would approve.

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              • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

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                #16

                @cstross Being careful in time of death is overrated anyway, but the pacclabmech... really? That's too much.

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                • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

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                  #17

                  @cstross

                  Sigh....

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                  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

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                    #18

                    @cstross Don't be so careful in time of death. Do you want to muhym forever?

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                    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

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                      #19

                      @cstross I think I just had a stroke.

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                      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                        Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

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                        #20

                        @cstross is that OK that I can actually read and understand the whole instruction and the third sentence in particular?

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                        • tezoatlipoca@mas.toT tezoatlipoca@mas.to

                          @cstross Between two uzmeruyamu? Isn't Uzmeruyamu that anime horse-girl racing game?

                          adamrice@c.imA This user is from outside of this forum
                          adamrice@c.imA This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #21

                          @tezoatlipoca @cstross Surely that would be Umamusume (馬娘).

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                          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                            Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                            D This user is from outside of this forum
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                            drchaos@sauropods.win
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                            #22

                            @cstross I want all warning labels to start with "Come on, please!"

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                            • blotosmetek@circumstances.runB blotosmetek@circumstances.run

                              @cstross I'm pretty sure the original was in Russian. "muhym" is misinterpreted "минут", ie. "minutes" (in handwriting Cyrillic и looks exactly like Latin u and н looks like n) etc.

                              shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #23

                              @blotosmetek
                              Okay, but that would mean that what happened here wasn't just a straight Russian to English text translation.

                              Instead it would seem that there's been an image with Russian text which then was read in with some dumb OCR software that had no understanding of cyrillic alphabet.

                              Then the already broken Russian langauge was translated to English resulting in even more broken English.
                              @cstross

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                              • shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS shadowdancer@mstdn.social

                                @blotosmetek
                                Okay, but that would mean that what happened here wasn't just a straight Russian to English text translation.

                                Instead it would seem that there's been an image with Russian text which then was read in with some dumb OCR software that had no understanding of cyrillic alphabet.

                                Then the already broken Russian langauge was translated to English resulting in even more broken English.
                                @cstross

                                blotosmetek@circumstances.runB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #24

                                @shadowdancer @cstross exactly so! Probably with some effort, even with my very rusty Russian, I could recreate the original text…

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                                • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                  Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

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                                  #25

                                  @cstross
                                  Item 5 does kinda make sense though.

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                                  • cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                                    cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                                    cadbury_moose@wandering.shop
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                                    #26

                                    @Knitronomicon @cstross

                                    This torpid moose reckons he will starch his moustache.

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                                    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                      Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

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                                      ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai
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                                      #27

                                      @cstross

                                      I’d like to see a logic chain on the pizza box instruction

                                      Open before eating

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                                      • mdm@mcnamarii.townM mdm@mcnamarii.town

                                        @cstross Uh oh, I did 6 muhym, I hope I'll be okay

                                        chillicampari@layer8.spaceC This user is from outside of this forum
                                        chillicampari@layer8.spaceC This user is from outside of this forum
                                        chillicampari@layer8.space
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                                        #28

                                        @mdm please do not the 6 muyhm @cstross

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                                        • D drchaos@sauropods.win

                                          @cstross I want all warning labels to start with "Come on, please!"

                                          noiseician@mastodon.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
                                          noiseician@mastodon.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
                                          noiseician@mastodon.world
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #29

                                          @drchaos with a crude drawing of someone getting poked with a stick
                                          @cstross

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