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  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

    Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

    cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
    cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
    cadbury_moose@wandering.shop
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    #15

    @cstross

    Real "Send three and fourpence we are going to a dance" energy there. Did someone dictate it into something set for the wrong language?

    Mayor Snorkum would approve.

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    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

      Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

      paulk@writing.exchangeP This user is from outside of this forum
      paulk@writing.exchangeP This user is from outside of this forum
      paulk@writing.exchange
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      #16

      @cstross Being careful in time of death is overrated anyway, but the pacclabmech... really? That's too much.

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      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

        Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

        xs4me2@mastodon.socialX This user is from outside of this forum
        xs4me2@mastodon.socialX This user is from outside of this forum
        xs4me2@mastodon.social
        wrote last edited by
        #17

        @cstross

        Sigh....

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        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

          Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

          eedly@mindly.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
          eedly@mindly.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
          eedly@mindly.social
          wrote last edited by
          #18

          @cstross Don't be so careful in time of death. Do you want to muhym forever?

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          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

            Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

            grumpydad@infosec.exchangeG This user is from outside of this forum
            grumpydad@infosec.exchangeG This user is from outside of this forum
            grumpydad@infosec.exchange
            wrote last edited by
            #19

            @cstross I think I just had a stroke.

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            • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

              Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

              zieg@twiukraine.comZ This user is from outside of this forum
              zieg@twiukraine.comZ This user is from outside of this forum
              zieg@twiukraine.com
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              #20

              @cstross is that OK that I can actually read and understand the whole instruction and the third sentence in particular?

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              • tezoatlipoca@mas.toT tezoatlipoca@mas.to

                @cstross Between two uzmeruyamu? Isn't Uzmeruyamu that anime horse-girl racing game?

                adamrice@c.imA This user is from outside of this forum
                adamrice@c.imA This user is from outside of this forum
                adamrice@c.im
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                #21

                @tezoatlipoca @cstross Surely that would be Umamusume (馬娘).

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                • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                  Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                  D This user is from outside of this forum
                  D This user is from outside of this forum
                  drchaos@sauropods.win
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                  #22

                  @cstross I want all warning labels to start with "Come on, please!"

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                  • blotosmetek@circumstances.runB blotosmetek@circumstances.run

                    @cstross I'm pretty sure the original was in Russian. "muhym" is misinterpreted "минут", ie. "minutes" (in handwriting Cyrillic и looks exactly like Latin u and н looks like n) etc.

                    shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                    shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                    shadowdancer@mstdn.social
                    wrote last edited by
                    #23

                    @blotosmetek
                    Okay, but that would mean that what happened here wasn't just a straight Russian to English text translation.

                    Instead it would seem that there's been an image with Russian text which then was read in with some dumb OCR software that had no understanding of cyrillic alphabet.

                    Then the already broken Russian langauge was translated to English resulting in even more broken English.
                    @cstross

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                    • shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS shadowdancer@mstdn.social

                      @blotosmetek
                      Okay, but that would mean that what happened here wasn't just a straight Russian to English text translation.

                      Instead it would seem that there's been an image with Russian text which then was read in with some dumb OCR software that had no understanding of cyrillic alphabet.

                      Then the already broken Russian langauge was translated to English resulting in even more broken English.
                      @cstross

                      blotosmetek@circumstances.runB This user is from outside of this forum
                      blotosmetek@circumstances.runB This user is from outside of this forum
                      blotosmetek@circumstances.run
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                      #24

                      @shadowdancer @cstross exactly so! Probably with some effort, even with my very rusty Russian, I could recreate the original text…

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                      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                        Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                        saxicola@toot.communityS This user is from outside of this forum
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                        saxicola@toot.community
                        wrote last edited by
                        #25

                        @cstross
                        Item 5 does kinda make sense though.

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                        • cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                          cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                          cadbury_moose@wandering.shop
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                          #26

                          @Knitronomicon @cstross

                          This torpid moose reckons he will starch his moustache.

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                          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                            Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                            ghostonthehalfshell@masto.aiG This user is from outside of this forum
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                            ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai
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                            #27

                            @cstross

                            I’d like to see a logic chain on the pizza box instruction

                            Open before eating

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                            • mdm@mcnamarii.townM mdm@mcnamarii.town

                              @cstross Uh oh, I did 6 muhym, I hope I'll be okay

                              chillicampari@layer8.spaceC This user is from outside of this forum
                              chillicampari@layer8.spaceC This user is from outside of this forum
                              chillicampari@layer8.space
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                              #28

                              @mdm please do not the 6 muyhm @cstross

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                              • D drchaos@sauropods.win

                                @cstross I want all warning labels to start with "Come on, please!"

                                noiseician@mastodon.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
                                noiseician@mastodon.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
                                noiseician@mastodon.world
                                wrote last edited by
                                #29

                                @drchaos with a crude drawing of someone getting poked with a stick
                                @cstross

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                                • cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC cadbury_moose@wandering.shop

                                  @Knitronomicon @cstross

                                  This torpid moose reckons he will starch his moustache.

                                  cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                                  cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                                  cadbury_moose@wandering.shop
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #30

                                  @Knitronomicon @cstross

                                  Meanwhile, on BlueSky, Simon ‪(@thedenature.bsky.social‬) has noted:

                                  A pachelbelsmech is armed with Pachelbel’s Canon.

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