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  3. Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

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  • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

    Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

    smallcircles@social.coopS This user is from outside of this forum
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    #25

    @bvibber

    Contracting corporate transmissable disease is no fun. Better safe than sorry.

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    • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

      Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

      tiefling@bardicperspiration.clubT This user is from outside of this forum
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      @bvibber @meadow I was rly confused bc I read that as "unicorns" ....

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      • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

        Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

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        #27

        @bvibber My dad was a firefighter who viewed unions as a necessary evil -- you have to pay dues and have a new level of social headaches, but they protect you from so much worse.

        My attitude is that every manager, up and down the chain, has the job of preventing their employees from NEEDING a union. Treat everyone fairly, pay them well, don't favor in-groups over out-groups, and listen to their concerns. If you fail to do that, then unionization is the necessary result because management has failed at their jobs.

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        • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

          Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

          dequbed@mastodon.chaosfield.atD This user is from outside of this forum
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          @bvibber and when anybody starts talking weird about being a family — heavens do you need one.

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          • tiefling@bardicperspiration.clubT tiefling@bardicperspiration.club

            @bvibber @meadow I was rly confused bc I read that as "unicorns" ....

            daniel_bohrer@chaos.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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            @tiefling ok good, I was not the only one 😄 But tbh, it made totally sense to me as well!
            @bvibber @meadow

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            • minego@pdx.socialM minego@pdx.social

              @bvibber I see your point, and love this way of explaining it.

              But, if someone tells me I don't need a condom, then they are right because there is absolutely no way I'm touching that even with a protective layer of rubber! 🤣

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              @minego @bvibber that's the correct approach

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              • mildpeach@mstdn.socialM mildpeach@mstdn.social

                @bvibber oh course, you often don’t really find you needed one until after you’ve been fvcked…

                avuko@infosec.exchangeA This user is from outside of this forum
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                #31

                @mildpeach @bvibber which is why everyone needs to use condoms and join unions preventively.

                Also to normalise both, come to think of it.

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                • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                  Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

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                  @TheQuinbox @bvibber I wish everyone had the option of a union.

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                  • dequbed@mastodon.chaosfield.atD dequbed@mastodon.chaosfield.at

                    @bvibber and when anybody starts talking weird about being a family — heavens do you need one.

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                    @dequbed @bvibber when they repeatedly tell you the disadvantages of the union (vs non…) contract, join a union harder.

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                    • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                      Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

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                      @bvibber
                      I've read that as "Unicorns" and that's much funnier

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                      • elexia@catcatnya.comE elexia@catcatnya.com

                        @minego @bvibber that's the correct approach

                        tal@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @elexia @minego @bvibber the only correct approach is retreat!

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                        • tal@mastodon.socialT tal@mastodon.social

                          @elexia @minego @bvibber the only correct approach is retreat!

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                          @tal @minego @bvibber can't underestimate a tactical retreat. with covering fire if necessary.

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