oh noooooo

[kc@social.coop]

@wohali not at all creepy

"We are considering having Melissa breed with Norman or Zaid, and/or Mackenzie with Douglas, as we believe these would be the genetically-optimal combinations. This would likely take place in the next 1-2 years. "

[kc@social.coop]

@wohali and now it gets creepy

"As you would be a newer addition to the polycule, we would need to get to know you for 2-4 years (depending on good behavior) before considering adding you to the gene pool. "

[ocdtrekkie@mastodon.social]

@cumrade_cam @wohali Realizing a polycule can split up the rent a lot more just made me much more open to polycules.

[cam@efdn.club]

@heartles @wohali LinkedIn and male pattern baldness

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@wohali
My special move is probably the one where ADHD makes me think about something completely unrelated

[heinragas@mublog.nl]

@wohali ...."for practical positioning reason"...

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@wohali
MANDATORY LINKEDIN

[cam@efdn.club]

@heartles @wohali this has gotta be satire

[jennyfluff@chitter.xyz]

@wohali "no dating outside the polycule" totally not a cult

[oddtail@meow.social]

@wohali

Either that can't possibly be real, or I'm about to start feeling MUCH better about my desirability as a dating partner.

Like... I'm not those people. That has to count for something.

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@liferstate
That is a cult. Nothing short of a cult.
@sus @wohali

[april@donotsta.re]

@wohali thats a age range..

[mynameistillian@plush.city]

@april @wohali i want a fucking queer satirical sitcom with this character cast

[april@donotsta.re]

@wohali
> We are considering having Melissa breed with Norman or Zaid, and/or Mackenzie with Douglas, as we believe these would be the genetically-optimal combinations.

what the FUCK you mean genetically optimal??

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@wohali this sounds like a deal that state prosecutors will enjoy

[jn@boopsnoot.de]

@wohali it links to fucking Notion, they really nailed the tech corporate style.. excellent (horrible) piece of writing

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@sus @wohali it’s a practical consideration for positioning purposes! Come on, this is a very normal, logical, and sensible requirement for joining our cul- ….i mean polycule. It’s definitely not that we already have the spare L size robe Liz left behind and so you need to be able to fit in it…nope…

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@ocdtrekkie @cumrade_cam @wohali as a member of a polycule that made it so we have enough incomes to afford rent in SoCal…yeah, polyamory is really just a adaptation to the housing crisis

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@cherizilla @wohali just someone standing there pressing the piece of paper and confused why nothing is happening

[medeavanamonde@beige.party]

@wohali @stavvers

New levels of Existential Nausea