oh noooooo

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@wohali
MANDATORY LINKEDIN

[cam@efdn.club]

@heartles @wohali this has gotta be satire

[jennyfluff@chitter.xyz]

@wohali "no dating outside the polycule" totally not a cult

[oddtail@meow.social]

@wohali

Either that can't possibly be real, or I'm about to start feeling MUCH better about my desirability as a dating partner.

Like... I'm not those people. That has to count for something.

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@liferstate
That is a cult. Nothing short of a cult.
@sus @wohali

[april@donotsta.re]

@wohali thats a age range..

[mynameistillian@plush.city]

@april @wohali i want a fucking queer satirical sitcom with this character cast

[april@donotsta.re]

@wohali
> We are considering having Melissa breed with Norman or Zaid, and/or Mackenzie with Douglas, as we believe these would be the genetically-optimal combinations.

what the FUCK you mean genetically optimal??

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@wohali this sounds like a deal that state prosecutors will enjoy

[jn@boopsnoot.de]

@wohali it links to fucking Notion, they really nailed the tech corporate style.. excellent (horrible) piece of writing

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@sus @wohali it’s a practical consideration for positioning purposes! Come on, this is a very normal, logical, and sensible requirement for joining our cul- ….i mean polycule. It’s definitely not that we already have the spare L size robe Liz left behind and so you need to be able to fit in it…nope…

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@ocdtrekkie @cumrade_cam @wohali as a member of a polycule that made it so we have enough incomes to afford rent in SoCal…yeah, polyamory is really just a adaptation to the housing crisis

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@cherizilla @wohali just someone standing there pressing the piece of paper and confused why nothing is happening

[medeavanamonde@beige.party]

@wohali @stavvers

New levels of Existential Nausea

[ptmesis@writing.exchange]

@wohali Don't laugh, this is how OpenAI started.

[ananas@jorts.horse]

@wohali

Before I even visit the link my guess is this is a True Wagner bit

[eedly@mindly.social]

@dashlion Also, in a line? Is that a line across, like search and rescue, or single file, like Tusken Raiders?

@wohali

[ananas@jorts.horse]

@wohali
Ok after visiting the URL, I'm pretty sure it's a bit
But also, for my sanity, I need it to be a bit

[emilyenco@todon.nl]

@wohali This doesn't sound like a polycule I'd join.

[mynameistillian@plush.city]

@wohali what in the fresh hell is this

WHY IS RENT 1.5 GRAND