<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[oh noooooo]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>oh noooooo</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/cb578901-8ac6-41e0-97bd-473095248161/oh-noooooo</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 04:56:08 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/cb578901-8ac6-41e0-97bd-473095248161.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 02:45:16 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:37:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe">@<span>wohali</span></a></span> So much to unpack. But I laughed at the 25-year-old ex-Morgan Stanley guy. My brother in Christ, you quit your internship.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/adam/statuses/116420790139374408</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/adam/statuses/116420790139374408</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[adam@mstdn.ca]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:37:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:37:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/mynameistillian%40plush.city">@<span>mynameistillian</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe">@<span>wohali</span></a></span> </p><p>"The top floor of a beautiful Victorian house in Noe Valley (rent controlled!)"</p><p>Pricey ass house it sounds like, or their landlord fucken scammed them.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/webbop/statuses/116420788304170220</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/webbop/statuses/116420788304170220</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[webbop@tech.lgbt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:37:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:30:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe">@<span>wohali</span></a></span> when people hear i'm poly and ask "so you're in one of those polycules?", this is what they think</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.lol/users/ellie/statuses/116420761402531427</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.lol/users/ellie/statuses/116420761402531427</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ellie@social.lol]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:30:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:23:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><a href="/user/mynameistillian%40plush.city">@mynameistillian@plush.city</a> <a href="/user/april%40donotsta.re">@april@donotsta.re</a> <a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe">@wohali@timeloop.cafe</a> an animated furry sitcom would actually go so hard. even better if it plays on sitcom tropes and uses canned laughter sparingly/in an ironic sense</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://booping.synth.download/notes/al6mh0watrql03pb</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://booping.synth.download/notes/al6mh0watrql03pb</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ericjames@booping.synth.download]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:23:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:14:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/gewt%40social.treehouse.systems" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>gewt</span></a></span> answer correctly or you won't get to join the mighty morphin' poly rangers</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://timeloop.cafe/users/wohali/statuses/116420696745556279</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://timeloop.cafe/users/wohali/statuses/116420696745556279</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[wohali@timeloop.cafe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:14:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:13:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/liferstate%40mas.to">@<span>liferstate</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/vanalope%40timeloop.cafe">@<span>Vanalope</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/aplundell%40timeloop.cafe">@<span>apLundell</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe">@<span>wohali</span></a></span> (I don't know if it's eugenics because I'm not sure having kids is even on the table. I think they just want someone who looks very similar to their ex and will do everything in the exact same way as their ex, which is super creepy, but idk if it's eugenics. If it turns out I misread and they do want kids, that would make more sense).</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/pwassonchat/statuses/116420691894304547</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://eldritch.cafe/users/pwassonchat/statuses/116420691894304547</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[pwassonchat@eldritch.cafe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:13:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:09:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe">@<span>wohali</span></a></span> WHAT</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/gewt/statuses/116420679404224290</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/gewt/statuses/116420679404224290</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gewt@social.treehouse.systems]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:09:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:04:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>y'all have quite a few polycule opinions outside of this poster, i am learning</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://timeloop.cafe/users/wohali/statuses/116420659353235234</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://timeloop.cafe/users/wohali/statuses/116420659353235234</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[wohali@timeloop.cafe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:04:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:04:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/kc%40shrike.club" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>KC</span></a></span> it's pretty bonkers, yeah</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://timeloop.cafe/users/wohali/statuses/116420657595593089</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://timeloop.cafe/users/wohali/statuses/116420657595593089</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[wohali@timeloop.cafe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:04:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:02:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/gewt%40social.treehouse.systems" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>gewt</span></a></span> many of us went to the url for funsies, yes. it is wild</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://timeloop.cafe/users/wohali/statuses/116420649142456926</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://timeloop.cafe/users/wohali/statuses/116420649142456926</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[wohali@timeloop.cafe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:02:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:58:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe">@<span>wohali</span></a></span> what in the fresh hell is this</p><p>WHY IS RENT 1.5 GRAND</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://plush.city/users/mynameistillian/statuses/116420636424337251</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://plush.city/users/mynameistillian/statuses/116420636424337251</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mynameistillian@plush.city]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:58:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:52:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe">@<span>wohali</span></a></span> This doesn't sound like a polycule I'd join.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.nl/users/emilyenco/statuses/116420611806145753</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.nl/users/emilyenco/statuses/116420611806145753</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[emilyenco@todon.nl]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:52:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:47:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">@<span>wohali</span></a></span> <br />Ok after visiting the URL, I'm pretty sure it's a bit <br />But also, for my sanity, I need it to be a bit</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://jorts.horse/users/Ananas/statuses/116420589741538670</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://jorts.horse/users/Ananas/statuses/116420589741538670</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ananas@jorts.horse]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:47:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:45:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="https://mastodon.au/@dashlion">@<span>dashlion</span></a></span> Also, in a line? Is that a line across, like search and rescue, or single file, like Tusken Raiders?</p><p><span><a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe">@<span>wohali</span></a></span></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/eedly/statuses/116420585570716510</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/eedly/statuses/116420585570716510</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[eedly@mindly.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:45:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:40:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">@<span>wohali</span></a></span> </p><p>Before I even visit the link my guess is this is a True Wagner bit</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://jorts.horse/users/Ananas/statuses/116420565095548750</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://jorts.horse/users/Ananas/statuses/116420565095548750</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ananas@jorts.horse]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:40:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:32:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe">@<span>wohali</span></a></span> Don't laugh, this is how OpenAI started.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://writing.exchange/users/ptmesis/statuses/116420534331105514</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://writing.exchange/users/ptmesis/statuses/116420534331105514</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ptmesis@writing.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:32:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:32:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe">@<span>wohali</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/stavvers%40masto.ai">@<span>stavvers</span></a></span> </p><p>New levels of Existential Nausea</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/MedeaVanamonde/statuses/116420532485186933</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/MedeaVanamonde/statuses/116420532485186933</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[medeavanamonde@beige.party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:32:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:25:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/cherizilla%40hypertext.monster">@<span>cherizilla</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe">@<span>wohali</span></a></span> just someone standing there pressing the piece of paper and confused why nothing is happening <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f605.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sweat_smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😅" alt="😅" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/JoscelynTransient/statuses/116420504030033168</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/JoscelynTransient/statuses/116420504030033168</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:25:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:23:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/ocdtrekkie%40mastodon.social">@<span>ocdtrekkie</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/cumrade_cam%40thicc.horse">@<span>cumrade_cam</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe">@<span>wohali</span></a></span> as a member of a polycule that made it so we have enough incomes to afford rent in SoCal…yeah, polyamory is really just a adaptation to the housing crisis <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/JoscelynTransient/statuses/116420497076761284</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/JoscelynTransient/statuses/116420497076761284</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:23:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:21:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/sus%40timeloop.cafe">@<span>sus</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe">@<span>wohali</span></a></span> it’s a practical consideration for positioning purposes! Come on, this is a very normal, logical, and sensible requirement for joining our cul-  ….i mean polycule. It’s definitely not that we already have the spare L size robe Liz left behind and so you need to be able to fit in it…nope… <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f605.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sweat_smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😅" alt="😅" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f605.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sweat_smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😅" alt="😅" /><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f605.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--sweat_smile" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😅" alt="😅" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/JoscelynTransient/statuses/116420488162343602</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/JoscelynTransient/statuses/116420488162343602</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:21:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:11:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe">@<span>wohali</span></a></span> it links to fucking Notion, they really nailed the tech corporate style.. excellent (horrible) piece of writing</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://boopsnoot.de/users/jn/statuses/116420448102284495</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://boopsnoot.de/users/jn/statuses/116420448102284495</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jn@boopsnoot.de]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:11:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:10:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe">@<span>wohali</span></a></span> this sounds like a deal that state prosecutors will enjoy</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/Kierkegaanks/statuses/116420445822848706</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/Kierkegaanks/statuses/116420445822848706</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[kierkegaanks@beige.party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:10:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:08:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<span><a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe" rel="ugc">@<span>wohali</span></a></span> <br />&gt; We are considering having Melissa breed with Norman or Zaid, and/or Mackenzie with Douglas, as we believe these would be the genetically-optimal combinations.<br /><br />what the FUCK you mean genetically optimal??]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://donotsta.re/objects/5540ef0c-d06f-417e-ada0-28f63a14801f</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://donotsta.re/objects/5540ef0c-d06f-417e-ada0-28f63a14801f</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[april@donotsta.re]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:08:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to oh noooooo on Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:07:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/april%40donotsta.re">@<span>april</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/wohali%40timeloop.cafe">@<span>wohali</span></a></span> i want a fucking queer satirical sitcom with this character cast <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f480.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--skull" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="💀" alt="💀" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://plush.city/users/mynameistillian/statuses/116420434572524575</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://plush.city/users/mynameistillian/statuses/116420434572524575</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mynameistillian@plush.city]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:07:33 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>