oh noooooo

[coolerpseudonym@wandering.shop]

@wohali That’s so embarrassing

[ryan@m29.us]

@wohali It's a trap; you're actually applying for a job at Canonical.

[amsomniac@mastodon.mit.edu]

@wohali my special move is just a copy of the one Stina Beate does in Pressure by Ylvis

[ehashman@cloudisland.nz]

@wohali @sus this is worse than I expected somehow

[liferstate@mas.to]

@Vanalope @apLundell @wohali Fortunately, I am too short!

(The height thing is probably for eugenics reasons.)

[haljor@sfba.social]

@wohali "Drugs must be shared."

[wohali@timeloop.cafe]

@Colophonscrawl "One thrust only, Vasily..."

[wohali@timeloop.cafe]

@lmorchard @c0debabe same.

[janl@narrativ.es]

@wohali I have seen worse pitches for a sitcom

[funkula@goblin.camp]

@heartles @idiotthembo @wohali I mean I was going to make fun but I checked and that's it. Those are all of the hobbies.

[funkula@goblin.camp]

@amsomniac @wohali frankly if it was called that because it was in Norman Oklahoma that would be less of a red flag

[funkula@goblin.camp]

@heartles @idiotthembo @wohali I'm glad they finally approved the petition to give basketball its own category

[pataphysicker@shrike.club]

@wohali defector is a WILD word choice

[sus@timeloop.cafe]

@wohali i just need to put on the record that i am not this kind of poly

[cherizilla@hypertext.monster]

@wohali That tiny note below the link...

[loathsome_dongeater@toots.matapacos.dog]

@wohali "positioning purpose" what does that mean?

[mrgtwentythree@mastodon.sdf.org]

@cherizilla @wohali oooh, thanks. i'd missed that.

[kc@shrike.club]

@wohali https://www.notion.so/Join-our-Polycule-339ce84f25648043922be9551ed5b846 oh my god I can’t tell if this elaborate satire or not. Eugenics minicult or social commentary. Who fuckign knows. This is so much.
Also dikdhdkfjjf exclusive except for BURNING MAN?! (Must be chaperoned by a polycule member)

[dashlion@mastodon.au]

@wohali 3:4 formation? Presumably with tanks at the front and DPS at the rear

[nyanpasu64@donotsta.re]

@wohali it's a fucking viglink tracker url too