oh noooooo

[wohali@timeloop.cafe]

@liferstate @sus it's like that breeder couple that kept getting written up by snooty liberal magazines a few years back, the ones that have super cringe reddit posts from several years prior they have done everything in their power to erase from the interweb

[c0debabe@masto.hackers.town]

@wohali I did and thus what did I just read

[randy_s@mefi.social]

@apLundell @wohali i hope the defector is safe somewhere and has clothes now

[aplundell@timeloop.cafe]

@randy_s @wohali I choose to imagine The Defector stole an airplane, parachuted into the mid-Atlantic, was picked up by a Russian submarine, and is now on their way to being debriefed in a top secret underground facility in Siberia.

Heh heh. "Debriefed".

[wohali@timeloop.cafe]

@apLundell @randy_s maybe re-briefed

[lmorchard@masto.hackers.town]

@c0debabe @wohali the weird thing is I've known a house like this before

[coolerpseudonym@wandering.shop]

@wohali That’s so embarrassing

[ryan@m29.us]

@wohali It's a trap; you're actually applying for a job at Canonical.

[amsomniac@mastodon.mit.edu]

@wohali my special move is just a copy of the one Stina Beate does in Pressure by Ylvis

[ehashman@cloudisland.nz]

@wohali @sus this is worse than I expected somehow

[liferstate@mas.to]

@Vanalope @apLundell @wohali Fortunately, I am too short!

(The height thing is probably for eugenics reasons.)

[haljor@sfba.social]

@wohali "Drugs must be shared."

[wohali@timeloop.cafe]

@Colophonscrawl "One thrust only, Vasily..."

[wohali@timeloop.cafe]

@lmorchard @c0debabe same.

[janl@narrativ.es]

@wohali I have seen worse pitches for a sitcom

[funkula@goblin.camp]

@heartles @idiotthembo @wohali I mean I was going to make fun but I checked and that's it. Those are all of the hobbies.

[funkula@goblin.camp]

@amsomniac @wohali frankly if it was called that because it was in Norman Oklahoma that would be less of a red flag

[funkula@goblin.camp]

@heartles @idiotthembo @wohali I'm glad they finally approved the petition to give basketball its own category

[pataphysicker@shrike.club]

@wohali defector is a WILD word choice

[sus@timeloop.cafe]

@wohali i just need to put on the record that i am not this kind of poly