My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about.
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@danmccullough "No food on the stick. Is there food on the string? Hmph. Stupid humans."
@StaceyCornelius It’s that little mouth opening gasp it gives at the realization there is no “food on a stick” that makes me laugh everytime.
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My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.10 minutes later…
@danmccullough Aww, poor bear. He was really hoping it would be there
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@danmccullough Bear wife: I've seen reports that feeders are being taken down. Time to get a last snack.
Bear husband: OK, we'll do it on Monday.
Bear wife: That's EXACTLY what you said last year. And when did the feeder get taken down?
Bear husband: Errr... Monday?
Bear wife: No, it was Sunday. We barely had time to get our snack.
Bear husband: OK fine, I'll go on Saturday.
Bear wife: Just don't be late.
@anakin78z @danmccullough rotfl
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@danmccullough Bear wife: I've seen reports that feeders are being taken down. Time to get a last snack.
Bear husband: OK, we'll do it on Monday.
Bear wife: That's EXACTLY what you said last year. And when did the feeder get taken down?
Bear husband: Errr... Monday?
Bear wife: No, it was Sunday. We barely had time to get our snack.
Bear husband: OK fine, I'll go on Saturday.
Bear wife: Just don't be late.
@anakin78z @danmccullough
I just read these two bear posts, in order, to my husband. We both thank you for the laugh - great way to start the day!
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My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.10 minutes later…
They have good memories.
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@danmccullough Aww, poor bear. He was really hoping it would be there
@aral @danmccullough srsly i can feel his guts accepting that they are walking away hungry here
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My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.10 minutes later…
@danmccullough
If only you had installed *Bear feeders* that could also accommodate birds?
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@danmccullough
If only you had installed *Bear feeders* that could also accommodate birds?@Rasta It would be a 24x7 picnic.
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@danmccullough Bear wife: I've seen reports that feeders are being taken down. Time to get a last snack.
Bear husband: OK, we'll do it on Monday.
Bear wife: That's EXACTLY what you said last year. And when did the feeder get taken down?
Bear husband: Errr... Monday?
Bear wife: No, it was Sunday. We barely had time to get our snack.
Bear husband: OK fine, I'll go on Saturday.
Bear wife: Just don't be late.
@anakin78z @danmccullough Can you imagine what Bear Wife said to Bear Husband when he returned empty-pawed?!
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@Rasta It would be a 24x7 picnic.
@danmccullough
My wife loves bears. She'd do that. LOL
I take her on drives though Sanctuaries to see bears. -
My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.10 minutes later…
@danmccullough @sweetmonkeyjesus Similar thing happened to me. My wife had a “suction cup to the window hummingbird feeder” and suggested that we take it down or the bears would come after it. I openly mocked her with the assertion no bear is going to go after that. I didn’t get the picture of the bear standing on the railing, but it was still on the deck…
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@anakin78z @danmccullough Can you imagine what Bear Wife said to Bear Husband when he returned empty-pawed?!
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My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.10 minutes later…
Best toot of the day! The retelling from the bears’ perspective below just adds to that!
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My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.10 minutes later…
Holy moly, Dan! How lucky you are to have such a beautiful visitor (great video!). I hope it, and you & your family, too, may safely live on in peace.
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@anakin78z @danmccullough Nailed it!! I'm rolling - thank you!!
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My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.10 minutes later…
@danmccullough oh wow, now I’m jealous of your yard
(though on second thought, I prefer my yard without bears. But the creek is awesome)
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My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.10 minutes later…
@danmccullough That bear is gorgeous, too.
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My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.10 minutes later…
@danmccullough “Shit, where’s ma food. I should have listened to my wife!
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