My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about.
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When you hear about an exciting new restaurant in town, but by the time you make your way over to check it out, it's closed ;_;
@polytropicprodigal And we DON’T take reservations! 🤭
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My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.10 minutes later…
@danmccullough that’s one disappointed bear
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My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.10 minutes later…
@danmccullough
“Hum-dee-dum, nothing to see here, just taking a stroll. Aw, no feeders? Darn” -
@danmccullough that’s one disappointed bear
@kdwarn It’s palpable. Didn’t even have enough energy to rip down the hammock rope and hulk smash my tree!
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@danmccullough
“Hum-dee-dum, nothing to see here, just taking a stroll. Aw, no feeders? Darn”@HubCityLocal Don’t mind me if I show up tomorrow and just double check that there’s nothing to see here.
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My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.10 minutes later…
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My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.10 minutes later…
@danmccullough
That's a lovely big bear! Saturday afternoon, good decision! -
@kdwarn It’s palpable. Didn’t even have enough energy to rip down the hammock rope and hulk smash my tree!
Yet.. That looks like a bear with a slow-burning fuse.
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Yet.. That looks like a bear with a slow-burning fuse.
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My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.10 minutes later…
@danmccullough Bear wife: I've seen reports that feeders are being taken down. Time to get a last snack.
Bear husband: OK, we'll do it on Monday.
Bear wife: That's EXACTLY what you said last year. And when did the feeder get taken down?
Bear husband: Errr... Monday?
Bear wife: No, it was Sunday. We barely had time to get our snack.
Bear husband: OK fine, I'll go on Saturday.
Bear wife: Just don't be late.
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@danmccullough Bear wife: I've seen reports that feeders are being taken down. Time to get a last snack.
Bear husband: OK, we'll do it on Monday.
Bear wife: That's EXACTLY what you said last year. And when did the feeder get taken down?
Bear husband: Errr... Monday?
Bear wife: No, it was Sunday. We barely had time to get our snack.
Bear husband: OK fine, I'll go on Saturday.
Bear wife: Just don't be late.
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@danmccullough Bear wife: I've seen reports that feeders are being taken down. Time to get a last snack.
Bear husband: OK, we'll do it on Monday.
Bear wife: That's EXACTLY what you said last year. And when did the feeder get taken down?
Bear husband: Errr... Monday?
Bear wife: No, it was Sunday. We barely had time to get our snack.
Bear husband: OK fine, I'll go on Saturday.
Bear wife: Just don't be late.
@anakin78z This is like Rashomon.
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My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.10 minutes later…
@danmccullough "No food on the stick. Is there food on the string? Hmph. Stupid humans."
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@danmccullough "No food on the stick. Is there food on the string? Hmph. Stupid humans."
@StaceyCornelius It’s that little mouth opening gasp it gives at the realization there is no “food on a stick” that makes me laugh everytime.
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My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.10 minutes later…
@danmccullough Aww, poor bear. He was really hoping it would be there
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@danmccullough Bear wife: I've seen reports that feeders are being taken down. Time to get a last snack.
Bear husband: OK, we'll do it on Monday.
Bear wife: That's EXACTLY what you said last year. And when did the feeder get taken down?
Bear husband: Errr... Monday?
Bear wife: No, it was Sunday. We barely had time to get our snack.
Bear husband: OK fine, I'll go on Saturday.
Bear wife: Just don't be late.
@anakin78z @danmccullough rotfl
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@danmccullough Bear wife: I've seen reports that feeders are being taken down. Time to get a last snack.
Bear husband: OK, we'll do it on Monday.
Bear wife: That's EXACTLY what you said last year. And when did the feeder get taken down?
Bear husband: Errr... Monday?
Bear wife: No, it was Sunday. We barely had time to get our snack.
Bear husband: OK fine, I'll go on Saturday.
Bear wife: Just don't be late.
@anakin78z @danmccullough
I just read these two bear posts, in order, to my husband. We both thank you for the laugh - great way to start the day!
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My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.10 minutes later…
They have good memories.
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@danmccullough Aww, poor bear. He was really hoping it would be there
@aral @danmccullough srsly i can feel his guts accepting that they are walking away hungry here
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My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.10 minutes later…
@danmccullough
If only you had installed *Bear feeders* that could also accommodate birds?
