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My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about.

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  • danmccullough@ecoevo.socialD danmccullough@ecoevo.social

    My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.

    Me: Seems awfully early.

    My Wife: You said that last year.

    Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.

    My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?

    Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.

    My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.

    Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?

    SATURDAY, 6:30pm
    Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.

    10 minutes later…

    #Bears #15SecondsOfFame

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    @danmccullough Bear wife: I've seen reports that feeders are being taken down. Time to get a last snack.

    Bear husband: OK, we'll do it on Monday.

    Bear wife: That's EXACTLY what you said last year. And when did the feeder get taken down?

    Bear husband: Errr... Monday?

    Bear wife: No, it was Sunday. We barely had time to get our snack.

    Bear husband: OK fine, I'll go on Saturday.

    Bear wife: Just don't be late.

    mediocratese@climatejustice.socialM danmccullough@ecoevo.socialD aral@mastodon.ar.alA ahimsa_pdx@disabled.socialA ienvision@mastodon.socialI 5 Replies Last reply
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    • anakin78z@mograph.socialA anakin78z@mograph.social

      @danmccullough Bear wife: I've seen reports that feeders are being taken down. Time to get a last snack.

      Bear husband: OK, we'll do it on Monday.

      Bear wife: That's EXACTLY what you said last year. And when did the feeder get taken down?

      Bear husband: Errr... Monday?

      Bear wife: No, it was Sunday. We barely had time to get our snack.

      Bear husband: OK fine, I'll go on Saturday.

      Bear wife: Just don't be late.

      mediocratese@climatejustice.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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      #14

      @anakin78z @danmccullough 💥

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      • anakin78z@mograph.socialA anakin78z@mograph.social

        @danmccullough Bear wife: I've seen reports that feeders are being taken down. Time to get a last snack.

        Bear husband: OK, we'll do it on Monday.

        Bear wife: That's EXACTLY what you said last year. And when did the feeder get taken down?

        Bear husband: Errr... Monday?

        Bear wife: No, it was Sunday. We barely had time to get our snack.

        Bear husband: OK fine, I'll go on Saturday.

        Bear wife: Just don't be late.

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        @anakin78z This is like Rashomon. 😂

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        • danmccullough@ecoevo.socialD danmccullough@ecoevo.social

          My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.

          Me: Seems awfully early.

          My Wife: You said that last year.

          Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.

          My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?

          Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.

          My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.

          Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?

          SATURDAY, 6:30pm
          Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.

          10 minutes later…

          #Bears #15SecondsOfFame

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          @danmccullough "No food on the stick. Is there food on the string? Hmph. Stupid humans."

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          • staceycornelius@zeroes.caS staceycornelius@zeroes.ca

            @danmccullough "No food on the stick. Is there food on the string? Hmph. Stupid humans."

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            @StaceyCornelius It’s that little mouth opening gasp it gives at the realization there is no “food on a stick” that makes me laugh everytime. 😂

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            • danmccullough@ecoevo.socialD danmccullough@ecoevo.social

              My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.

              Me: Seems awfully early.

              My Wife: You said that last year.

              Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.

              My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?

              Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.

              My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.

              Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?

              SATURDAY, 6:30pm
              Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.

              10 minutes later…

              #Bears #15SecondsOfFame

              aral@mastodon.ar.alA This user is from outside of this forum
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              @danmccullough Aww, poor bear. He was really hoping it would be there 😞

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              • anakin78z@mograph.socialA anakin78z@mograph.social

                @danmccullough Bear wife: I've seen reports that feeders are being taken down. Time to get a last snack.

                Bear husband: OK, we'll do it on Monday.

                Bear wife: That's EXACTLY what you said last year. And when did the feeder get taken down?

                Bear husband: Errr... Monday?

                Bear wife: No, it was Sunday. We barely had time to get our snack.

                Bear husband: OK fine, I'll go on Saturday.

                Bear wife: Just don't be late.

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                @anakin78z @danmccullough rotfl 🙂

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                • anakin78z@mograph.socialA anakin78z@mograph.social

                  @danmccullough Bear wife: I've seen reports that feeders are being taken down. Time to get a last snack.

                  Bear husband: OK, we'll do it on Monday.

                  Bear wife: That's EXACTLY what you said last year. And when did the feeder get taken down?

                  Bear husband: Errr... Monday?

                  Bear wife: No, it was Sunday. We barely had time to get our snack.

                  Bear husband: OK fine, I'll go on Saturday.

                  Bear wife: Just don't be late.

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                  @anakin78z @danmccullough
                  I just read these two bear posts, in order, to my husband. We both thank you for the laugh - great way to start the day! 😁

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                  • danmccullough@ecoevo.socialD danmccullough@ecoevo.social

                    My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.

                    Me: Seems awfully early.

                    My Wife: You said that last year.

                    Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.

                    My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?

                    Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.

                    My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.

                    Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?

                    SATURDAY, 6:30pm
                    Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.

                    10 minutes later…

                    #Bears #15SecondsOfFame

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                    @danmccullough

                    They have good memories.

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                    • aral@mastodon.ar.alA aral@mastodon.ar.al

                      @danmccullough Aww, poor bear. He was really hoping it would be there 😞

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                      @aral @danmccullough srsly i can feel his guts accepting that they are walking away hungry here

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                      • danmccullough@ecoevo.socialD danmccullough@ecoevo.social

                        My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.

                        Me: Seems awfully early.

                        My Wife: You said that last year.

                        Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.

                        My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?

                        Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.

                        My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.

                        Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?

                        SATURDAY, 6:30pm
                        Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.

                        10 minutes later…

                        #Bears #15SecondsOfFame

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                        @danmccullough
                        If only you had installed *Bear feeders* that could also accommodate birds? 😆

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                        • rasta@zeroes.caR rasta@zeroes.ca

                          @danmccullough
                          If only you had installed *Bear feeders* that could also accommodate birds? 😆

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                          @Rasta It would be a 24x7 picnic. 😂

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                          • anakin78z@mograph.socialA anakin78z@mograph.social

                            @danmccullough Bear wife: I've seen reports that feeders are being taken down. Time to get a last snack.

                            Bear husband: OK, we'll do it on Monday.

                            Bear wife: That's EXACTLY what you said last year. And when did the feeder get taken down?

                            Bear husband: Errr... Monday?

                            Bear wife: No, it was Sunday. We barely had time to get our snack.

                            Bear husband: OK fine, I'll go on Saturday.

                            Bear wife: Just don't be late.

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                            @anakin78z @danmccullough Can you imagine what Bear Wife said to Bear Husband when he returned empty-pawed?!

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                            • danmccullough@ecoevo.socialD danmccullough@ecoevo.social

                              @Rasta It would be a 24x7 picnic. 😂

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                              @danmccullough
                              My wife loves bears. She'd do that. LOL
                              I take her on drives though Sanctuaries to see bears.

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                              • danmccullough@ecoevo.socialD danmccullough@ecoevo.social

                                My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.

                                Me: Seems awfully early.

                                My Wife: You said that last year.

                                Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.

                                My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?

                                Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.

                                My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.

                                Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?

                                SATURDAY, 6:30pm
                                Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.

                                10 minutes later…

                                #Bears #15SecondsOfFame

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                                @danmccullough @sweetmonkeyjesus Similar thing happened to me. My wife had a “suction cup to the window hummingbird feeder” and suggested that we take it down or the bears would come after it. I openly mocked her with the assertion no bear is going to go after that. I didn’t get the picture of the bear standing on the railing, but it was still on the deck…

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                                • ienvision@mastodon.socialI ienvision@mastodon.social

                                  @anakin78z @danmccullough Can you imagine what Bear Wife said to Bear Husband when he returned empty-pawed?!

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                                  @ienvision @danmccullough

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                                  • danmccullough@ecoevo.socialD danmccullough@ecoevo.social

                                    My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.

                                    Me: Seems awfully early.

                                    My Wife: You said that last year.

                                    Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.

                                    My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?

                                    Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.

                                    My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.

                                    Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?

                                    SATURDAY, 6:30pm
                                    Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.

                                    10 minutes later…

                                    #Bears #15SecondsOfFame

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                                    @danmccullough

                                    Best toot of the day! The retelling from the bears’ perspective below just adds to that! 🙂

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                                    • danmccullough@ecoevo.socialD danmccullough@ecoevo.social

                                      My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.

                                      Me: Seems awfully early.

                                      My Wife: You said that last year.

                                      Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.

                                      My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?

                                      Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.

                                      My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.

                                      Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?

                                      SATURDAY, 6:30pm
                                      Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.

                                      10 minutes later…

                                      #Bears #15SecondsOfFame

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                                      @danmccullough

                                      Holy moly, Dan! How lucky you are to have such a beautiful visitor (great video!). I hope it, and you & your family, too, may safely live on in peace.

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                                      • anakin78z@mograph.socialA anakin78z@mograph.social

                                        @ienvision @danmccullough

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                                        @anakin78z @danmccullough Nailed it!! I'm rolling - thank you!!

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                                        • danmccullough@ecoevo.socialD danmccullough@ecoevo.social

                                          My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.

                                          Me: Seems awfully early.

                                          My Wife: You said that last year.

                                          Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.

                                          My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?

                                          Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.

                                          My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.

                                          Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?

                                          SATURDAY, 6:30pm
                                          Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.

                                          10 minutes later…

                                          #Bears #15SecondsOfFame

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                                          @danmccullough oh wow, now I’m jealous of your yard

                                          (though on second thought, I prefer my yard without bears. But the creek is awesome)

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