My Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about.

[cloudless_sky@norden.social]

@danmccullough

[elliek@zeroes.ca]

@danmccullough
That's a lovely big bear! Saturday afternoon, good decision!

[donray@mastodon.online]

@danmccullough @kdwarn

Yet.. That looks like a bear with a slow-burning fuse.

[danmccullough@ecoevo.social]

@donray @kdwarn

[anakin78z@mograph.social]

@danmccullough Bear wife: I've seen reports that feeders are being taken down. Time to get a last snack.

Bear husband: OK, we'll do it on Monday.

Bear wife: That's EXACTLY what you said last year. And when did the feeder get taken down?

Bear husband: Errr... Monday?

Bear wife: No, it was Sunday. We barely had time to get our snack.

Bear husband: OK fine, I'll go on Saturday.

Bear wife: Just don't be late.

[mediocratese@climatejustice.social]

@anakin78z @danmccullough

[danmccullough@ecoevo.social]

@anakin78z This is like Rashomon.

[staceycornelius@zeroes.ca]

@danmccullough "No food on the stick. Is there food on the string? Hmph. Stupid humans."

[danmccullough@ecoevo.social]

@StaceyCornelius It’s that little mouth opening gasp it gives at the realization there is no “food on a stick” that makes me laugh everytime.

[aral@mastodon.ar.al]

@danmccullough Aww, poor bear. He was really hoping it would be there

[aral@mastodon.ar.al]

@anakin78z @danmccullough rotfl

[ahimsa_pdx@disabled.social]

@anakin78z @danmccullough
I just read these two bear posts, in order, to my husband. We both thank you for the laugh - great way to start the day!

[mark_ohe@mastodon.energy]

@danmccullough

They have good memories.

[rndanger@infosec.exchange]

@aral @danmccullough srsly i can feel his guts accepting that they are walking away hungry here

[rasta@zeroes.ca]

@danmccullough
If only you had installed *Bear feeders* that could also accommodate birds?

[danmccullough@ecoevo.social]

@Rasta It would be a 24x7 picnic.

[ienvision@mastodon.social]

@anakin78z @danmccullough Can you imagine what Bear Wife said to Bear Husband when he returned empty-pawed?!

[rasta@zeroes.ca]

@danmccullough
My wife loves bears. She'd do that. LOL
I take her on drives though Sanctuaries to see bears.

[chris@myprivate.social]

@danmccullough @sweetmonkeyjesus Similar thing happened to me. My wife had a “suction cup to the window hummingbird feeder” and suggested that we take it down or the bears would come after it. I openly mocked her with the assertion no bear is going to go after that. I didn’t get the picture of the bear standing on the railing, but it was still on the deck…

[anakin78z@mograph.social]

@ienvision @danmccullough