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  • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

    "Door ajar" versus $100 billion valuation.

    Today I learned that you can DoS a Waymo by opening its door.

    "The More You Know..."

    Waymo, Google's autonomous vehicle company, and DoorDash, the delivery and gig work platform, have launched a pilot program that pays Dashers, at least in one case, around $10 to travel to a parked Waymo and close its door that the previous passenger left open.
    https://jwz.org/b/yk3Z

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    @jwz Sure seems like you could kill this company dead quick if you could get enough people to just carry some post-it notes around with them and commit to opening the doors of any Wayno they see stopped at an intersection.

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    • lauerhahn@sfba.socialL lauerhahn@sfba.social

      @GreatBigTable @jwz side note, I'm 40-something and still scared by the random flushing.

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      @lauerhahn I will often drape a piece of toilet paper over those sensors when I use them for the same reason.

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      • ckl@ioc.exchangeC ckl@ioc.exchange

        @jwz be a shame if someone repeated that stunt to call 50 waymos into a narrow one-way street, just to augment the experience by opening all doors.
        @pluralistic

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        @CKL @jwz @pluralistic or, you know, created more gig opportunities for doordashers...
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverse_incentive

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        • hiisikoloart@writing.exchangeH hiisikoloart@writing.exchange

          @GreatBigTable @jwz
          Wait if the sensors can be tricked that easily, wont street dust and dirt do the same thing eventually if the cars aren't cleaned often enough? That seems like a safety issue.

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          @hiisikoloart

          Dunno about Waymos, but I had recently false positives on the ultrasound parking sensors caused by dried salt and dirt

          @GreatBigTable @jwz

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          • hareldan@mapstodon.spaceH hareldan@mapstodon.space

            @CKL @jwz @pluralistic or, you know, created more gig opportunities for doordashers...
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverse_incentive

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            @hareldan @CKL @jwz @pluralistic or, and hear me out here, put the snakes into the Waymos

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            • starkimarm@23.socialS starkimarm@23.social

              @hiisikoloart

              Dunno about Waymos, but I had recently false positives on the ultrasound parking sensors caused by dried salt and dirt

              @GreatBigTable @jwz

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              @Starkimarm @hiisikoloart @GreatBigTable Salt prior art: https://jwz.org/b/yiki

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              • starkimarm@23.socialS starkimarm@23.social

                @hiisikoloart

                Dunno about Waymos, but I had recently false positives on the ultrasound parking sensors caused by dried salt and dirt

                @GreatBigTable @jwz

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                @Starkimarm @GreatBigTable @jwz
                That sounds pretty unsafe design...

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                • pikesley@mastodon.me.ukP pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

                  @hareldan @CKL @jwz @pluralistic or, and hear me out here, put the snakes into the Waymos

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                  @pikesley @hareldan @CKL @jwz @pluralistic

                  oh. Oh no.

                  The whole thing is just a stupid publicity stunt playing on the name Door.Dash.

                  I wonder if they have something else they want to distract people from lately.

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                  • hiisikoloart@writing.exchangeH hiisikoloart@writing.exchange

                    @Starkimarm @GreatBigTable @jwz
                    That sounds pretty unsafe design...

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                    @hiisikoloart

                    Not really, it's just annoying beeps at low speeds.

                    @GreatBigTable @jwz

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                    • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                      "Door ajar" versus $100 billion valuation.

                      Today I learned that you can DoS a Waymo by opening its door.

                      "The More You Know..."

                      Waymo, Google's autonomous vehicle company, and DoorDash, the delivery and gig work platform, have launched a pilot program that pays Dashers, at least in one case, around $10 to travel to a parked Waymo and close its door that the previous passenger left open.
                      https://jwz.org/b/yk3Z

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                      @jwz Close one door, open the other one, claim 10$, repeat

                      Standing around a car and opening/closing doors is my new dream job

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                      • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                        "Door ajar" versus $100 billion valuation.

                        Today I learned that you can DoS a Waymo by opening its door.

                        "The More You Know..."

                        Waymo, Google's autonomous vehicle company, and DoorDash, the delivery and gig work platform, have launched a pilot program that pays Dashers, at least in one case, around $10 to travel to a parked Waymo and close its door that the previous passenger left open.
                        https://jwz.org/b/yk3Z

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                        @jwz The self-driving cars can't open/close their doors themselves? That's not the Knight Rider future I was promised…

                        (To be fair, it would probably be the equivalent of ED-209 meets Bride vs. Buck, not K.I.T.T.)

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                        • ckl@ioc.exchangeC ckl@ioc.exchange

                          @jwz be a shame if someone repeated that stunt to call 50 waymos into a narrow one-way street, just to augment the experience by opening all doors.
                          @pluralistic

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                          @CKL @jwz @pluralistic

                          remember to walk funny while doing it so they cannot match your gait to the one they've got on file from you going to the supermarket or walking around a neighborhood with lots of Ring cameras.

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                          • mhd@tilde.zoneM mhd@tilde.zone

                            @jwz The self-driving cars can't open/close their doors themselves? That's not the Knight Rider future I was promised…

                            (To be fair, it would probably be the equivalent of ED-209 meets Bride vs. Buck, not K.I.T.T.)

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                            @mhd
                            DALEK HAS SUMMONED AN UBERRRRRRR

                            YOU WILL TAKE ME UP THE STAIRRRRRZZZZZZ

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                            • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                              "Door ajar" versus $100 billion valuation.

                              Today I learned that you can DoS a Waymo by opening its door.

                              "The More You Know..."

                              Waymo, Google's autonomous vehicle company, and DoorDash, the delivery and gig work platform, have launched a pilot program that pays Dashers, at least in one case, around $10 to travel to a parked Waymo and close its door that the previous passenger left open.
                              https://jwz.org/b/yk3Z

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                              @jwz giving a whole new meaning to "door dash"

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                              • uep@timeloop.cafeU uep@timeloop.cafe

                                @pikesley @hareldan @CKL @jwz @pluralistic

                                oh. Oh no.

                                The whole thing is just a stupid publicity stunt playing on the name Door.Dash.

                                I wonder if they have something else they want to distract people from lately.

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                                @uep @pikesley @hareldan @CKL @jwz @pluralistic There are many things you could be referring to be specific please!

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