Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (Cyborg)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

CIRCLE WITH A DOT

  1. Home
  2. Uncategorized
  3. "Door ajar" versus $100 billion valuation.

"Door ajar" versus $100 billion valuation.

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Uncategorized
30 Posts 22 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • europlus@social.europlus.zoneE europlus@social.europlus.zone

    @lauerhahn @GreatBigTable @jwz probably because it feels like someone is watching and doing it to spook you 😵‍💫

    I know that didn’t help, sorry.

    lauerhahn@sfba.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
    lauerhahn@sfba.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
    lauerhahn@sfba.social
    wrote last edited by
    #12

    @europlus @GreatBigTable @jwz Nah. It's just gross. At least program it to wait until no one's sitting on it!

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

      "Door ajar" versus $100 billion valuation.

      Today I learned that you can DoS a Waymo by opening its door.

      "The More You Know..."

      Waymo, Google's autonomous vehicle company, and DoorDash, the delivery and gig work platform, have launched a pilot program that pays Dashers, at least in one case, around $10 to travel to a parked Waymo and close its door that the previous passenger left open.
      https://jwz.org/b/yk3Z

      Link Preview Image
      ckl@ioc.exchangeC This user is from outside of this forum
      ckl@ioc.exchangeC This user is from outside of this forum
      ckl@ioc.exchange
      wrote last edited by
      #13

      @jwz be a shame if someone repeated that stunt to call 50 waymos into a narrow one-way street, just to augment the experience by opening all doors.
      @pluralistic

      hareldan@mapstodon.spaceH fritzoids@mas.toF 2 Replies Last reply
      0
      • greatbigtable@mastodon.socialG greatbigtable@mastodon.social

        @jwz have you looked at videos of Waymo "stacking"? It's hilarious. One person stands in front of the vehicle and then someone else goes around putting post-it notes or taping paper in front of their sensors. The car is effectively disabled at that point.

        My wife used to use a similar technique using post-it notes to disable automatic flushing toilets in public bathrooms when our kids were little because they were scared by the random flushing when the sensors didn't properly notice them.

        hiisikoloart@writing.exchangeH This user is from outside of this forum
        hiisikoloart@writing.exchangeH This user is from outside of this forum
        hiisikoloart@writing.exchange
        wrote last edited by
        #14

        @GreatBigTable @jwz
        Wait if the sensors can be tricked that easily, wont street dust and dirt do the same thing eventually if the cars aren't cleaned often enough? That seems like a safety issue.

        starkimarm@23.socialS 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

          "Door ajar" versus $100 billion valuation.

          Today I learned that you can DoS a Waymo by opening its door.

          "The More You Know..."

          Waymo, Google's autonomous vehicle company, and DoorDash, the delivery and gig work platform, have launched a pilot program that pays Dashers, at least in one case, around $10 to travel to a parked Waymo and close its door that the previous passenger left open.
          https://jwz.org/b/yk3Z

          Link Preview Image
          nbanthony2k@mastodo.neoliber.alN This user is from outside of this forum
          nbanthony2k@mastodo.neoliber.alN This user is from outside of this forum
          nbanthony2k@mastodo.neoliber.al
          wrote last edited by
          #15

          @jwz It's basically the same thing as they need someone to plug them in. They cant plug themselves in either.

          Waymos are still so awesome

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

            "Door ajar" versus $100 billion valuation.

            Today I learned that you can DoS a Waymo by opening its door.

            "The More You Know..."

            Waymo, Google's autonomous vehicle company, and DoorDash, the delivery and gig work platform, have launched a pilot program that pays Dashers, at least in one case, around $10 to travel to a parked Waymo and close its door that the previous passenger left open.
            https://jwz.org/b/yk3Z

            Link Preview Image
            infoseepage@mastodon.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
            infoseepage@mastodon.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
            infoseepage@mastodon.social
            wrote last edited by
            #16

            @jwz Sure seems like you could kill this company dead quick if you could get enough people to just carry some post-it notes around with them and commit to opening the doors of any Wayno they see stopped at an intersection.

            1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • lauerhahn@sfba.socialL lauerhahn@sfba.social

              @GreatBigTable @jwz side note, I'm 40-something and still scared by the random flushing.

              greatbigtable@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
              greatbigtable@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
              greatbigtable@mastodon.social
              wrote last edited by
              #17

              @lauerhahn I will often drape a piece of toilet paper over those sensors when I use them for the same reason.

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • ckl@ioc.exchangeC ckl@ioc.exchange

                @jwz be a shame if someone repeated that stunt to call 50 waymos into a narrow one-way street, just to augment the experience by opening all doors.
                @pluralistic

                hareldan@mapstodon.spaceH This user is from outside of this forum
                hareldan@mapstodon.spaceH This user is from outside of this forum
                hareldan@mapstodon.space
                wrote last edited by
                #18

                @CKL @jwz @pluralistic or, you know, created more gig opportunities for doordashers...
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverse_incentive

                pikesley@mastodon.me.ukP 1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • hiisikoloart@writing.exchangeH hiisikoloart@writing.exchange

                  @GreatBigTable @jwz
                  Wait if the sensors can be tricked that easily, wont street dust and dirt do the same thing eventually if the cars aren't cleaned often enough? That seems like a safety issue.

                  starkimarm@23.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                  starkimarm@23.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                  starkimarm@23.social
                  wrote last edited by
                  #19

                  @hiisikoloart

                  Dunno about Waymos, but I had recently false positives on the ultrasound parking sensors caused by dried salt and dirt

                  @GreatBigTable @jwz

                  jwz@mastodon.socialJ hiisikoloart@writing.exchangeH 2 Replies Last reply
                  0
                  • hareldan@mapstodon.spaceH hareldan@mapstodon.space

                    @CKL @jwz @pluralistic or, you know, created more gig opportunities for doordashers...
                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverse_incentive

                    pikesley@mastodon.me.ukP This user is from outside of this forum
                    pikesley@mastodon.me.ukP This user is from outside of this forum
                    pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
                    wrote last edited by
                    #20

                    @hareldan @CKL @jwz @pluralistic or, and hear me out here, put the snakes into the Waymos

                    uep@timeloop.cafeU 1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • starkimarm@23.socialS starkimarm@23.social

                      @hiisikoloart

                      Dunno about Waymos, but I had recently false positives on the ultrasound parking sensors caused by dried salt and dirt

                      @GreatBigTable @jwz

                      jwz@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                      jwz@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                      jwz@mastodon.social
                      wrote last edited by
                      #21

                      @Starkimarm @hiisikoloart @GreatBigTable Salt prior art: https://jwz.org/b/yiki

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • starkimarm@23.socialS starkimarm@23.social

                        @hiisikoloart

                        Dunno about Waymos, but I had recently false positives on the ultrasound parking sensors caused by dried salt and dirt

                        @GreatBigTable @jwz

                        hiisikoloart@writing.exchangeH This user is from outside of this forum
                        hiisikoloart@writing.exchangeH This user is from outside of this forum
                        hiisikoloart@writing.exchange
                        wrote last edited by
                        #22

                        @Starkimarm @GreatBigTable @jwz
                        That sounds pretty unsafe design...

                        starkimarm@23.socialS 1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • pikesley@mastodon.me.ukP pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

                          @hareldan @CKL @jwz @pluralistic or, and hear me out here, put the snakes into the Waymos

                          uep@timeloop.cafeU This user is from outside of this forum
                          uep@timeloop.cafeU This user is from outside of this forum
                          uep@timeloop.cafe
                          wrote last edited by
                          #23

                          @pikesley @hareldan @CKL @jwz @pluralistic

                          oh. Oh no.

                          The whole thing is just a stupid publicity stunt playing on the name Door.Dash.

                          I wonder if they have something else they want to distract people from lately.

                          ariarhythmic@ohai.socialA 1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • hiisikoloart@writing.exchangeH hiisikoloart@writing.exchange

                            @Starkimarm @GreatBigTable @jwz
                            That sounds pretty unsafe design...

                            starkimarm@23.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                            starkimarm@23.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                            starkimarm@23.social
                            wrote last edited by
                            #24

                            @hiisikoloart

                            Not really, it's just annoying beeps at low speeds.

                            @GreatBigTable @jwz

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                              "Door ajar" versus $100 billion valuation.

                              Today I learned that you can DoS a Waymo by opening its door.

                              "The More You Know..."

                              Waymo, Google's autonomous vehicle company, and DoorDash, the delivery and gig work platform, have launched a pilot program that pays Dashers, at least in one case, around $10 to travel to a parked Waymo and close its door that the previous passenger left open.
                              https://jwz.org/b/yk3Z

                              Link Preview Image
                              ariarhythmic@ohai.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
                              ariarhythmic@ohai.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
                              ariarhythmic@ohai.social
                              wrote last edited by
                              #25

                              @jwz Close one door, open the other one, claim 10$, repeat

                              Standing around a car and opening/closing doors is my new dream job

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                                "Door ajar" versus $100 billion valuation.

                                Today I learned that you can DoS a Waymo by opening its door.

                                "The More You Know..."

                                Waymo, Google's autonomous vehicle company, and DoorDash, the delivery and gig work platform, have launched a pilot program that pays Dashers, at least in one case, around $10 to travel to a parked Waymo and close its door that the previous passenger left open.
                                https://jwz.org/b/yk3Z

                                Link Preview Image
                                mhd@tilde.zoneM This user is from outside of this forum
                                mhd@tilde.zoneM This user is from outside of this forum
                                mhd@tilde.zone
                                wrote last edited by
                                #26

                                @jwz The self-driving cars can't open/close their doors themselves? That's not the Knight Rider future I was promised…

                                (To be fair, it would probably be the equivalent of ED-209 meets Bride vs. Buck, not K.I.T.T.)

                                jwz@mastodon.socialJ 1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • ckl@ioc.exchangeC ckl@ioc.exchange

                                  @jwz be a shame if someone repeated that stunt to call 50 waymos into a narrow one-way street, just to augment the experience by opening all doors.
                                  @pluralistic

                                  fritzoids@mas.toF This user is from outside of this forum
                                  fritzoids@mas.toF This user is from outside of this forum
                                  fritzoids@mas.to
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #27

                                  @CKL @jwz @pluralistic

                                  remember to walk funny while doing it so they cannot match your gait to the one they've got on file from you going to the supermarket or walking around a neighborhood with lots of Ring cameras.

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • mhd@tilde.zoneM mhd@tilde.zone

                                    @jwz The self-driving cars can't open/close their doors themselves? That's not the Knight Rider future I was promised…

                                    (To be fair, it would probably be the equivalent of ED-209 meets Bride vs. Buck, not K.I.T.T.)

                                    jwz@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                    jwz@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                    jwz@mastodon.social
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #28

                                    @mhd
                                    DALEK HAS SUMMONED AN UBERRRRRRR

                                    YOU WILL TAKE ME UP THE STAIRRRRRZZZZZZ

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • jwz@mastodon.socialJ jwz@mastodon.social

                                      "Door ajar" versus $100 billion valuation.

                                      Today I learned that you can DoS a Waymo by opening its door.

                                      "The More You Know..."

                                      Waymo, Google's autonomous vehicle company, and DoorDash, the delivery and gig work platform, have launched a pilot program that pays Dashers, at least in one case, around $10 to travel to a parked Waymo and close its door that the previous passenger left open.
                                      https://jwz.org/b/yk3Z

                                      Link Preview Image
                                      ratsnakegames@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
                                      ratsnakegames@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
                                      ratsnakegames@mastodon.social
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #29

                                      @jwz giving a whole new meaning to "door dash"

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • uep@timeloop.cafeU uep@timeloop.cafe

                                        @pikesley @hareldan @CKL @jwz @pluralistic

                                        oh. Oh no.

                                        The whole thing is just a stupid publicity stunt playing on the name Door.Dash.

                                        I wonder if they have something else they want to distract people from lately.

                                        ariarhythmic@ohai.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
                                        ariarhythmic@ohai.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
                                        ariarhythmic@ohai.social
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #30

                                        @uep @pikesley @hareldan @CKL @jwz @pluralistic There are many things you could be referring to be specific please!

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • R relay@relay.mycrowd.ca shared this topic
                                        Reply
                                        • Reply as topic
                                        Log in to reply
                                        • Oldest to Newest
                                        • Newest to Oldest
                                        • Most Votes


                                        • Login

                                        • Login or register to search.
                                        • First post
                                          Last post
                                        0
                                        • Categories
                                        • Recent
                                        • Tags
                                        • Popular
                                        • World
                                        • Users
                                        • Groups