mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@joshmillard typical

[nerde@beige.party]

@joshmillard
Shitpost of the day!

[breadantoinette@beige.party]

@joshmillard lmfao

[somarasu@masto.hackers.town]

@joshmillard Abolish Mitochondria

[xenia0040@transfem.social]

@joshmillard@mastodon.social this made my sleep deprived ass go EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[shafik@hachyderm.io]

@joshmillard

Shafik Yaghmour (@shafik@hachyderm.io)

I meet a microbiologist today They were way BIGGER than I expected 🥁

Hachyderm.io (hachyderm.io)

[eric@geldmacher.io]

@joshmillard

Not to be "that guy", but this is something that both big biology and micro biology do ...
(I'm probably just splitting pairs) 🤭

[feral_3d@mastodon.social]

@joshmillard good. Good.

[nh@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@martinvermeer @joshmillard That's what inverses are for.

But don't go telling adders. They use logs to multiply!

[andymalo@techhub.social]

@joshmillard I don't know if I buy that. I'm divided on this one.

[quantensalat@scicomm.xyz]

@joshmillard To quote Megadeth: Piece cells, but who's buying?

[histoftech@mastodon.social]

@joshmillard @evan amazing, no notes

[idrally@corneill.es]

@joshmillard meanwhile, on Tumblr

[magnusidode@defcon.social]

@joshmillard
Do you have any evidence to support this?

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@joshmillard

Q: What did the Brother Cell Say to the Sister Cell when she stood on his toe?

A: My Toe Sis!

[raeyn@toot.cat]

@joshmillard *wheeze* I love it.

[hydropsyche@ecoevo.social]

@ax11 @joshmillard Chemistry is a scam to distract from the truth that lies within the physics that is behind all that chemical mumbo-jumbo

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@joshmillard It's in the organization's DNA.

[wandrecanada@mastodon.social]

@joshmillard Wait till you hear about meiosis! Read about it on my substack.

[centretowner@urbanists.social]

@joshmillard when I worry I have too many cells, my spouse says it's just mitochondria.