<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/9d75f832-38a2-44fa-b3ca-08f1435b5378/mitosis-is-just-a-scam-by-big-biology-to-cell-more</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 02:53:14 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/9d75f832-38a2-44fa-b3ca-08f1435b5378.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2026 16:46:06 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more on Wed, 06 May 2026 17:11:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/somarasu%40masto.hackers.town">@<span>Somarasu</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/joshmillard%40mastodon.social">@<span>joshmillard</span></a></span> </p><p>The up cell?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://floss.social/users/doctormo/statuses/116528740021014036</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://floss.social/users/doctormo/statuses/116528740021014036</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[doctormo@floss.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 17:11:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more on Wed, 06 May 2026 17:10:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/joshmillard%40mastodon.social">@<span>joshmillard</span></a></span> genius!</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/dbat/statuses/116528735860512737</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/dbat/statuses/116528735860512737</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[dbat@mastodon.gamedev.place]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 17:10:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more on Wed, 06 May 2026 15:35:28 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/hydropsyche%40ecoevo.social">@<span>hydropsyche</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/ax11%40mastodon.social">@<span>ax11</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/joshmillard%40mastodon.social">@<span>joshmillard</span></a></span> Physics is a scam to distract from the truth that lies within the maths that is behind all that physical mumbo-jumbo</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/shakil_tcs/statuses/116528364188460962</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/shakil_tcs/statuses/116528364188460962</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[shakil_tcs@mathstodon.xyz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 15:35:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more on Wed, 06 May 2026 13:09:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/joshmillard%40mastodon.social">@<span>joshmillard</span></a></span> when I worry I have too many cells, my spouse says it's just mitochondria.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://urbanists.social/users/Centretowner/statuses/116527789483103771</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://urbanists.social/users/Centretowner/statuses/116527789483103771</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[centretowner@urbanists.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 13:09:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more on Wed, 06 May 2026 12:13:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/joshmillard%40mastodon.social">@<span>joshmillard</span></a></span> Wait till you hear about meiosis! Read about it on my substack.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wandrecanada/statuses/116527569032694779</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/wandrecanada/statuses/116527569032694779</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[wandrecanada@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 12:13:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more on Wed, 06 May 2026 11:30:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/joshmillard%40mastodon.social">@<span>joshmillard</span></a></span> It's in the organization's DNA.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmax/statuses/116527402774064836</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jmax/statuses/116527402774064836</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jmax@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 11:30:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more on Wed, 06 May 2026 11:27:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/ax11%40mastodon.social">@<span>ax11</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/joshmillard%40mastodon.social">@<span>joshmillard</span></a></span> Chemistry is a scam to distract from the truth that lies within the physics that is behind all that chemical mumbo-jumbo</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ecoevo.social/users/hydropsyche/statuses/116527389072614181</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ecoevo.social/users/hydropsyche/statuses/116527389072614181</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[hydropsyche@ecoevo.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 11:27:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more on Wed, 06 May 2026 10:04:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/joshmillard%40mastodon.social">@<span>joshmillard</span></a></span> *wheeze* I love it.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.cat/users/Raeyn/statuses/116527063393116629</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.cat/users/Raeyn/statuses/116527063393116629</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[raeyn@toot.cat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 10:04:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more on Wed, 06 May 2026 09:52:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/joshmillard%40mastodon.social" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>joshmillard</span></a></span> </p><p>Q: What did the Brother Cell Say to the Sister Cell when she stood on his toe? </p><p>A: My Toe Sis! </p><p><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/simonzerafa/statuses/116527014515704410</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/simonzerafa/statuses/116527014515704410</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 09:52:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more on Wed, 06 May 2026 07:33:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/joshmillard%40mastodon.social">@<span>joshmillard</span></a></span>  <br />Do you have any evidence to support this?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://defcon.social/ap/users/116427334181608843/statuses/116526468781093600</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://defcon.social/ap/users/116427334181608843/statuses/116526468781093600</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[magnusidode@defcon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 07:33:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more on Wed, 06 May 2026 06:51:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/joshmillard%40mastodon.social">@<span>joshmillard</span></a></span> meanwhile, on Tumblr</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://corneill.es/users/Idrally/statuses/116526305011940783</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://corneill.es/users/Idrally/statuses/116526305011940783</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[idrally@corneill.es]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 06:51:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more on Wed, 06 May 2026 03:58:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/joshmillard%40mastodon.social">@<span>joshmillard</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/evan%40cosocial.ca">@<span>evan</span></a></span> amazing, no notes</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/histoftech/statuses/116525622767561426</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/histoftech/statuses/116525622767561426</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[histoftech@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 03:58:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more on Wed, 06 May 2026 03:57:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/joshmillard%40mastodon.social">@<span>joshmillard</span></a></span> To quote Megadeth: Piece cells, but who's buying?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://scicomm.xyz/users/Quantensalat/statuses/116525621171414206</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://scicomm.xyz/users/Quantensalat/statuses/116525621171414206</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[quantensalat@scicomm.xyz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 03:57:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more on Wed, 06 May 2026 01:38:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/joshmillard%40mastodon.social">@<span>joshmillard</span></a></span> I don't know if I buy that. I'm divided on this one.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/andymalo/statuses/116525072046183480</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/andymalo/statuses/116525072046183480</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[andymalo@techhub.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 01:38:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more on Wed, 06 May 2026 01:33:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/martinvermeer%40fediscience.org">@<span>martinvermeer</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/joshmillard%40mastodon.social">@<span>joshmillard</span></a></span> That's what inverses are for.</p><p>But don't go telling adders. They use logs to multiply!</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/nh/statuses/116525052538541186</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/nh/statuses/116525052538541186</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nh@mastodon.gamedev.place]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 01:33:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more on Wed, 06 May 2026 01:10:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/joshmillard%40mastodon.social">@<span>joshmillard</span></a></span> good. Good.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Feral_3D/statuses/116524961945859745</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Feral_3D/statuses/116524961945859745</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[feral_3d@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 01:10:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more on Wed, 06 May 2026 00:44:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/joshmillard%40mastodon.social" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener">@<span>joshmillard</span></a></span></p><p>Not to be "that guy", but this is something that both big biology and micro biology do ...<br />(I'm probably just splitting pairs) 🤭</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://geldmacher.io/users/eric/statuses/01KQXBW6P151WF1KVS1AGDY1EZ</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://geldmacher.io/users/eric/statuses/01KQXBW6P151WF1KVS1AGDY1EZ</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[eric@geldmacher.io]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 00:44:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more on Wed, 06 May 2026 00:11:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/joshmillard%40mastodon.social">@<span>joshmillard</span></a></span> </p><p><div class="card col-md-9 col-lg-6 position-relative link-preview p-0">

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