mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more

[edwiebe@scribili.masto.host]

@joshmillard I don't want to like this.

[martinvermeer@fediscience.org]

@joshmillard Just try to explain 'multiplication by division' to a mathematician

[ireneista@adhd.irenes.space]

@joshmillard oh well played

[caismirneachraigi@mastodon.ie]

@joshmillard What this is mindblowing

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@joshmillard typical

[nerde@beige.party]

@joshmillard
Shitpost of the day!

[breadantoinette@beige.party]

@joshmillard lmfao

[somarasu@masto.hackers.town]

@joshmillard Abolish Mitochondria

[xenia0040@transfem.social]

@joshmillard@mastodon.social this made my sleep deprived ass go EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[shafik@hachyderm.io]

@joshmillard

Shafik Yaghmour (@shafik@hachyderm.io)

I meet a microbiologist today They were way BIGGER than I expected 🥁

Hachyderm.io (hachyderm.io)

[eric@geldmacher.io]

@joshmillard

Not to be "that guy", but this is something that both big biology and micro biology do ...
(I'm probably just splitting pairs) 🤭

[feral_3d@mastodon.social]

@joshmillard good. Good.

[nh@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@martinvermeer @joshmillard That's what inverses are for.

But don't go telling adders. They use logs to multiply!

[andymalo@techhub.social]

@joshmillard I don't know if I buy that. I'm divided on this one.

[quantensalat@scicomm.xyz]

@joshmillard To quote Megadeth: Piece cells, but who's buying?

[histoftech@mastodon.social]

@joshmillard @evan amazing, no notes

[idrally@corneill.es]

@joshmillard meanwhile, on Tumblr

[magnusidode@defcon.social]

@joshmillard
Do you have any evidence to support this?

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@joshmillard

Q: What did the Brother Cell Say to the Sister Cell when she stood on his toe?

A: My Toe Sis!

[raeyn@toot.cat]

@joshmillard *wheeze* I love it.