mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more

[kiloku@burnthis.town]

@joshmillard Odd, I thought it was Tiny Biology

[joshmillard@mastodon.social]

@Kiloku i consider micros macro

[hexgaard@mastodon.social]

@joshmillardi know you’ve heard about cell - but can I interest you in cell?

[ax11@mastodon.social]

@joshmillard #Biology itself is a #scam to distract from the truth that lies within the #chemistry that is behind all thar "biologic" mumbo-jumbo.

[ggmcbg@mstdn.plus]

@joshmillard

Views on this are pretty evenly divided.

[edwiebe@scribili.masto.host]

@joshmillard I don't want to like this.

[martinvermeer@fediscience.org]

@joshmillard Just try to explain 'multiplication by division' to a mathematician

[ireneista@adhd.irenes.space]

@joshmillard oh well played

[caismirneachraigi@mastodon.ie]

@joshmillard What this is mindblowing

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@joshmillard typical

[nerde@beige.party]

@joshmillard
Shitpost of the day!

[breadantoinette@beige.party]

@joshmillard lmfao

[somarasu@masto.hackers.town]

@joshmillard Abolish Mitochondria

[xenia0040@transfem.social]

@joshmillard@mastodon.social this made my sleep deprived ass go EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[shafik@hachyderm.io]

@joshmillard

Shafik Yaghmour (@shafik@hachyderm.io)

I meet a microbiologist today They were way BIGGER than I expected 🥁

Hachyderm.io (hachyderm.io)

[eric@geldmacher.io]

@joshmillard

Not to be "that guy", but this is something that both big biology and micro biology do ...
(I'm probably just splitting pairs) 🤭

[feral_3d@mastodon.social]

@joshmillard good. Good.

[nh@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@martinvermeer @joshmillard That's what inverses are for.

But don't go telling adders. They use logs to multiply!

[andymalo@techhub.social]

@joshmillard I don't know if I buy that. I'm divided on this one.

[quantensalat@scicomm.xyz]

@joshmillard To quote Megadeth: Piece cells, but who's buying?