Bought an IKEA bookcase and, heeding advice regarding weight, paid for assembly… only for a screw up resulting in the guy expecting tiny drawers and refusing the bookcase 🤦🏼♀️ No refund.
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@elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.
@th @elizabethtasker And what appears to be a shin injury, presumably from the giant wrench?
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@elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.
@th @elizabethtasker either that or the very, very small person who was supposed to assemble it -
Listening to Patrick Stewart’s autobiography while in work.
MAKE IT SO!
I hate IKEA.
I hate dowels.
I hate the fact I’ve LOST MY DAMN PLIERS.
(Going… as expected. Also going for a walk.)
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I hate IKEA.
I hate dowels.
I hate the fact I’ve LOST MY DAMN PLIERS.
(Going… as expected. Also going for a walk.)
@elizabethtasker I always figured IKEA was Meccano for adults.
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@th @elizabethtasker either that or the very, very small person who was supposed to assemble it
@jmorris @elizabethtasker @th tiny drawers to be assembled by tiny IKEA worker
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@elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.
@th @elizabethtasker "That's not a wrench! This is a wrench."
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@elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.
@th @elizabethtasker imagine how long you’d be twiddling that adjustment dial to get a person size wrench down to the correct gap for an M2 nut.
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I hate IKEA.
I hate dowels.
I hate the fact I’ve LOST MY DAMN PLIERS.
(Going… as expected. Also going for a walk.)
@elizabethtasker I'm so sorry I'm not in your neighbourhood, I would truly love to help (I love assembling furniture, but it is a fact that often you need more than one person)
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@elizabethtasker I'm so sorry I'm not in your neighbourhood, I would truly love to help (I love assembling furniture, but it is a fact that often you need more than one person)
@snowgaze thank you for the thought
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I hate IKEA.
I hate dowels.
I hate the fact I’ve LOST MY DAMN PLIERS.
(Going… as expected. Also going for a walk.)
There’s two broken-off dowels. Never mention this to me again.
For some god unknown reason, I decided a cupboard would be GREAT on one of the shelves. You apparently screw this directly into the wood (no pre-drilled holes) so it’s a one-shot terrifying situation.
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@th @elizabethtasker imagine how long you’d be twiddling that adjustment dial to get a person size wrench down to the correct gap for an M2 nut.
@jon @th @elizabethtasker I mean... the 2-3h estimate does seem correct for that yeah
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There’s two broken-off dowels. Never mention this to me again.
For some god unknown reason, I decided a cupboard would be GREAT on one of the shelves. You apparently screw this directly into the wood (no pre-drilled holes) so it’s a one-shot terrifying situation.
@elizabethtasker
If something goes wrong installing the cupboard, remove it, get some wood filler, fill the holes, let it harden well, and try again. -
There’s two broken-off dowels. Never mention this to me again.
For some god unknown reason, I decided a cupboard would be GREAT on one of the shelves. You apparently screw this directly into the wood (no pre-drilled holes) so it’s a one-shot terrifying situation.
We have a cupboard! There’s a still a set of drawers (…the ones the IKEA dude came to assemble… oh the circle) but… I’m going to watch a movie.
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@Bumblefish eh, I lack a drill. I just screwed hard.
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@elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.
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We have a cupboard! There’s a still a set of drawers (…the ones the IKEA dude came to assemble… oh the circle) but… I’m going to watch a movie.
@elizabethtasker My heart-felt sympathy!
I added doors to a kallax years ago. It was a shiny surface one, and it was so hard to get the position of the holes right! Just a hard, slippery surface that liked to crack, with some saw dust underneath. And because that wasn't bad enough I decided to add child safety locks to the doors later! 
They need to be positioned with sub-millimeter accuracy. It was so frustrating! But when it's done it's so satisfying. Enjoy the movie! -
We have a cupboard! There’s a still a set of drawers (…the ones the IKEA dude came to assemble… oh the circle) but… I’m going to watch a movie.
@elizabethtasker お疲れ様でした。 Looks good.
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@Bumblefish I am actually planning to get a drill, so this is useful
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We have a cupboard! There’s a still a set of drawers (…the ones the IKEA dude came to assemble… oh the circle) but… I’m going to watch a movie.
@elizabethtasker nice, but needs more cats.
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@elizabethtasker just remembered this classic, meanwhile...
