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  3. Bought an IKEA bookcase and, heeding advice regarding weight, paid for assembly… only for a screw up resulting in the guy expecting tiny drawers and refusing the bookcase 🤦🏼‍♀️ No refund.

Bought an IKEA bookcase and, heeding advice regarding weight, paid for assembly… only for a screw up resulting in the guy expecting tiny drawers and refusing the bookcase 🤦🏼‍♀️ No refund.

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  • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

    (For those desirous of explanation: I’d ordered the bookcase with a set of small drawers that go into one of the shelves. When I’d booked “assembly” via the IKEA website, they’d booked it for just the drawers and I didn’t notice. The fault… technically mine… but I was too pissed off to pay again!

    The YouTube video showed a woman about my size managing this with a few clever tricks to avoid bodily lifting the finished shelf into position. I’m on it 💪🏻)

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    Listening to Patrick Stewart’s autobiography while in work.

    MAKE IT SO!

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    • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

      Bought an IKEA bookcase and, heeding advice regarding weight, paid for assembly… only for a screw up resulting in the guy expecting tiny drawers and refusing the bookcase 🤦🏼‍♀️ No refund. Decided to embrace the times by ignoring experts, doing my own research on YouTube, and winging it with a mallet.

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      @elizabethtasker haha, I always thought those instructions meant it was more fun if you assembled the item with a friend, not that you shouldn't do it on your own. 🙄

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      • tops@im-in.spaceT tops@im-in.space

        @elizabethtasker haha, I always thought those instructions meant it was more fun if you assembled the item with a friend, not that you shouldn't do it on your own. 🙄

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        @tops 😂

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        • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

          Listening to Patrick Stewart’s autobiography while in work.

          MAKE IT SO!

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          @elizabethtasker cool wall texture 😍

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          • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

            Bought an IKEA bookcase and, heeding advice regarding weight, paid for assembly… only for a screw up resulting in the guy expecting tiny drawers and refusing the bookcase 🤦🏼‍♀️ No refund. Decided to embrace the times by ignoring experts, doing my own research on YouTube, and winging it with a mallet.

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            th@social.v.stT This user is from outside of this forum
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            @elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.

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            • th@social.v.stT th@social.v.st

              @elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.

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              @th @elizabethtasker And what appears to be a shin injury, presumably from the giant wrench?

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              • th@social.v.stT th@social.v.st

                @elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.

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                @th @elizabethtasker either that or the very, very small person who was supposed to assemble it
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                • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

                  Listening to Patrick Stewart’s autobiography while in work.

                  MAKE IT SO!

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                  I hate IKEA.

                  I hate dowels.

                  I hate the fact I’ve LOST MY DAMN PLIERS.

                  (Going… as expected. Also going for a walk.)

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                  • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

                    I hate IKEA.

                    I hate dowels.

                    I hate the fact I’ve LOST MY DAMN PLIERS.

                    (Going… as expected. Also going for a walk.)

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                    @elizabethtasker I always figured IKEA was Meccano for adults.

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                    • jmorris@social.kernel.orgJ jmorris@social.kernel.org
                      @th @elizabethtasker either that or the very, very small person who was supposed to assemble it
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                      @jmorris @elizabethtasker @th tiny drawers to be assembled by tiny IKEA worker

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                      • th@social.v.stT th@social.v.st

                        @elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.

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                        @th @elizabethtasker "That's not a wrench! This is a wrench."

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                        • th@social.v.stT th@social.v.st

                          @elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.

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                          @th @elizabethtasker imagine how long you’d be twiddling that adjustment dial to get a person size wrench down to the correct gap for an M2 nut.

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                          • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

                            I hate IKEA.

                            I hate dowels.

                            I hate the fact I’ve LOST MY DAMN PLIERS.

                            (Going… as expected. Also going for a walk.)

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                            @elizabethtasker I'm so sorry I'm not in your neighbourhood, I would truly love to help (I love assembling furniture, but it is a fact that often you need more than one person)

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                            • snowgaze@masto.ptS snowgaze@masto.pt

                              @elizabethtasker I'm so sorry I'm not in your neighbourhood, I would truly love to help (I love assembling furniture, but it is a fact that often you need more than one person)

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                              @snowgaze thank you for the thought 🙂

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                              • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

                                I hate IKEA.

                                I hate dowels.

                                I hate the fact I’ve LOST MY DAMN PLIERS.

                                (Going… as expected. Also going for a walk.)

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                                There’s two broken-off dowels. Never mention this to me again.

                                For some god unknown reason, I decided a cupboard would be GREAT on one of the shelves. You apparently screw this directly into the wood (no pre-drilled holes) so it’s a one-shot terrifying situation.

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                                • jon@activitypub.blankpad.netJ jon@activitypub.blankpad.net

                                  @th @elizabethtasker imagine how long you’d be twiddling that adjustment dial to get a person size wrench down to the correct gap for an M2 nut.

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                                  @jon @th @elizabethtasker I mean... the 2-3h estimate does seem correct for that yeah

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                                  • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

                                    There’s two broken-off dowels. Never mention this to me again.

                                    For some god unknown reason, I decided a cupboard would be GREAT on one of the shelves. You apparently screw this directly into the wood (no pre-drilled holes) so it’s a one-shot terrifying situation.

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                                    @elizabethtasker
                                    If something goes wrong installing the cupboard, remove it, get some wood filler, fill the holes, let it harden well, and try again.

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                                    • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

                                      There’s two broken-off dowels. Never mention this to me again.

                                      For some god unknown reason, I decided a cupboard would be GREAT on one of the shelves. You apparently screw this directly into the wood (no pre-drilled holes) so it’s a one-shot terrifying situation.

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                                      We have a cupboard! There’s a still a set of drawers (…the ones the IKEA dude came to assemble… oh the circle) but… I’m going to watch a movie.

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                                        @Bumblefish eh, I lack a drill. I just screwed hard.

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                                        • th@social.v.stT th@social.v.st

                                          @elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.

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                                          @th @elizabethtasker

                                          You need a REALLY BIG TOOL.

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