Bought an IKEA bookcase and, heeding advice regarding weight, paid for assembly… only for a screw up resulting in the guy expecting tiny drawers and refusing the bookcase 🤦🏼♀️ No refund.
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Bought an IKEA bookcase and, heeding advice regarding weight, paid for assembly… only for a screw up resulting in the guy expecting tiny drawers and refusing the bookcase

️ No refund. Decided to embrace the times by ignoring experts, doing my own research on YouTube, and winging it with a mallet.
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Bought an IKEA bookcase and, heeding advice regarding weight, paid for assembly… only for a screw up resulting in the guy expecting tiny drawers and refusing the bookcase

️ No refund. Decided to embrace the times by ignoring experts, doing my own research on YouTube, and winging it with a mallet.
(For those desirous of explanation: I’d ordered the bookcase with a set of small drawers that go into one of the shelves. When I’d booked “assembly” via the IKEA website, they’d booked it for just the drawers and I didn’t notice. The fault… technically mine… but I was too pissed off to pay again!
The YouTube video showed a woman about my size managing this with a few clever tricks to avoid bodily lifting the finished shelf into position. I’m on it

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(For those desirous of explanation: I’d ordered the bookcase with a set of small drawers that go into one of the shelves. When I’d booked “assembly” via the IKEA website, they’d booked it for just the drawers and I didn’t notice. The fault… technically mine… but I was too pissed off to pay again!
The YouTube video showed a woman about my size managing this with a few clever tricks to avoid bodily lifting the finished shelf into position. I’m on it

)Listening to Patrick Stewart’s autobiography while in work.
MAKE IT SO!

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Bought an IKEA bookcase and, heeding advice regarding weight, paid for assembly… only for a screw up resulting in the guy expecting tiny drawers and refusing the bookcase

️ No refund. Decided to embrace the times by ignoring experts, doing my own research on YouTube, and winging it with a mallet.
@elizabethtasker haha, I always thought those instructions meant it was more fun if you assembled the item with a friend, not that you shouldn't do it on your own.

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@elizabethtasker haha, I always thought those instructions meant it was more fun if you assembled the item with a friend, not that you shouldn't do it on your own.

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Listening to Patrick Stewart’s autobiography while in work.
MAKE IT SO!

@elizabethtasker cool wall texture

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Bought an IKEA bookcase and, heeding advice regarding weight, paid for assembly… only for a screw up resulting in the guy expecting tiny drawers and refusing the bookcase

️ No refund. Decided to embrace the times by ignoring experts, doing my own research on YouTube, and winging it with a mallet.
@elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.
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@elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.
@th @elizabethtasker And what appears to be a shin injury, presumably from the giant wrench?
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@elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.
@th @elizabethtasker either that or the very, very small person who was supposed to assemble it -
Listening to Patrick Stewart’s autobiography while in work.
MAKE IT SO!

I hate IKEA.
I hate dowels.
I hate the fact I’ve LOST MY DAMN PLIERS.
(Going… as expected. Also going for a walk.)
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I hate IKEA.
I hate dowels.
I hate the fact I’ve LOST MY DAMN PLIERS.
(Going… as expected. Also going for a walk.)
@elizabethtasker I always figured IKEA was Meccano for adults.
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@th @elizabethtasker either that or the very, very small person who was supposed to assemble it
@jmorris @elizabethtasker @th tiny drawers to be assembled by tiny IKEA worker
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@elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.
@th @elizabethtasker "That's not a wrench! This is a wrench."
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@elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.
@th @elizabethtasker imagine how long you’d be twiddling that adjustment dial to get a person size wrench down to the correct gap for an M2 nut.
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I hate IKEA.
I hate dowels.
I hate the fact I’ve LOST MY DAMN PLIERS.
(Going… as expected. Also going for a walk.)
@elizabethtasker I'm so sorry I'm not in your neighbourhood, I would truly love to help (I love assembling furniture, but it is a fact that often you need more than one person)
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@elizabethtasker I'm so sorry I'm not in your neighbourhood, I would truly love to help (I love assembling furniture, but it is a fact that often you need more than one person)
@snowgaze thank you for the thought

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I hate IKEA.
I hate dowels.
I hate the fact I’ve LOST MY DAMN PLIERS.
(Going… as expected. Also going for a walk.)
There’s two broken-off dowels. Never mention this to me again.
For some god unknown reason, I decided a cupboard would be GREAT on one of the shelves. You apparently screw this directly into the wood (no pre-drilled holes) so it’s a one-shot terrifying situation.

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@th @elizabethtasker imagine how long you’d be twiddling that adjustment dial to get a person size wrench down to the correct gap for an M2 nut.
@jon @th @elizabethtasker I mean... the 2-3h estimate does seem correct for that yeah
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There’s two broken-off dowels. Never mention this to me again.
For some god unknown reason, I decided a cupboard would be GREAT on one of the shelves. You apparently screw this directly into the wood (no pre-drilled holes) so it’s a one-shot terrifying situation.

@elizabethtasker
If something goes wrong installing the cupboard, remove it, get some wood filler, fill the holes, let it harden well, and try again. -
There’s two broken-off dowels. Never mention this to me again.
For some god unknown reason, I decided a cupboard would be GREAT on one of the shelves. You apparently screw this directly into the wood (no pre-drilled holes) so it’s a one-shot terrifying situation.

We have a cupboard! There’s a still a set of drawers (…the ones the IKEA dude came to assemble… oh the circle) but… I’m going to watch a movie.


