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  3. Bought an IKEA bookcase and, heeding advice regarding weight, paid for assembly… only for a screw up resulting in the guy expecting tiny drawers and refusing the bookcase 🤦🏼‍♀️ No refund.

Bought an IKEA bookcase and, heeding advice regarding weight, paid for assembly… only for a screw up resulting in the guy expecting tiny drawers and refusing the bookcase 🤦🏼‍♀️ No refund.

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  • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

    Listening to Patrick Stewart’s autobiography while in work.

    MAKE IT SO!

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    @elizabethtasker cool wall texture 😍

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    • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

      Bought an IKEA bookcase and, heeding advice regarding weight, paid for assembly… only for a screw up resulting in the guy expecting tiny drawers and refusing the bookcase 🤦🏼‍♀️ No refund. Decided to embrace the times by ignoring experts, doing my own research on YouTube, and winging it with a mallet.

      th@social.v.stT This user is from outside of this forum
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      @elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.

      cinebox@masto.hackers.townC jmorris@social.kernel.orgJ ericg@beige.partyE jon@activitypub.blankpad.netJ the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.orgT 6 Replies Last reply
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      • th@social.v.stT th@social.v.st

        @elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.

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        @th @elizabethtasker And what appears to be a shin injury, presumably from the giant wrench?

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        • th@social.v.stT th@social.v.st

          @elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.

          jmorris@social.kernel.orgJ This user is from outside of this forum
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          @th @elizabethtasker either that or the very, very small person who was supposed to assemble it
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          • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

            Listening to Patrick Stewart’s autobiography while in work.

            MAKE IT SO!

            elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE This user is from outside of this forum
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            I hate IKEA.

            I hate dowels.

            I hate the fact I’ve LOST MY DAMN PLIERS.

            (Going… as expected. Also going for a walk.)

            fgraver@hcommons.socialF snowgaze@masto.ptS elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE 3 Replies Last reply
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            • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

              I hate IKEA.

              I hate dowels.

              I hate the fact I’ve LOST MY DAMN PLIERS.

              (Going… as expected. Also going for a walk.)

              fgraver@hcommons.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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              @elizabethtasker I always figured IKEA was Meccano for adults.

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              • jmorris@social.kernel.orgJ jmorris@social.kernel.org
                @th @elizabethtasker either that or the very, very small person who was supposed to assemble it
                owent@mastodon.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
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                @jmorris @elizabethtasker @th tiny drawers to be assembled by tiny IKEA worker

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                • th@social.v.stT th@social.v.st

                  @elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.

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                  @th @elizabethtasker "That's not a wrench! This is a wrench."

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                  • th@social.v.stT th@social.v.st

                    @elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.

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                    @th @elizabethtasker imagine how long you’d be twiddling that adjustment dial to get a person size wrench down to the correct gap for an M2 nut.

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                    • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

                      I hate IKEA.

                      I hate dowels.

                      I hate the fact I’ve LOST MY DAMN PLIERS.

                      (Going… as expected. Also going for a walk.)

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                      @elizabethtasker I'm so sorry I'm not in your neighbourhood, I would truly love to help (I love assembling furniture, but it is a fact that often you need more than one person)

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                      • snowgaze@masto.ptS snowgaze@masto.pt

                        @elizabethtasker I'm so sorry I'm not in your neighbourhood, I would truly love to help (I love assembling furniture, but it is a fact that often you need more than one person)

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                        @snowgaze thank you for the thought 🙂

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                        • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

                          I hate IKEA.

                          I hate dowels.

                          I hate the fact I’ve LOST MY DAMN PLIERS.

                          (Going… as expected. Also going for a walk.)

                          elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE This user is from outside of this forum
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                          There’s two broken-off dowels. Never mention this to me again.

                          For some god unknown reason, I decided a cupboard would be GREAT on one of the shelves. You apparently screw this directly into the wood (no pre-drilled holes) so it’s a one-shot terrifying situation.

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                          • jon@activitypub.blankpad.netJ jon@activitypub.blankpad.net

                            @th @elizabethtasker imagine how long you’d be twiddling that adjustment dial to get a person size wrench down to the correct gap for an M2 nut.

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                            @jon @th @elizabethtasker I mean... the 2-3h estimate does seem correct for that yeah

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                            • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

                              There’s two broken-off dowels. Never mention this to me again.

                              For some god unknown reason, I decided a cupboard would be GREAT on one of the shelves. You apparently screw this directly into the wood (no pre-drilled holes) so it’s a one-shot terrifying situation.

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                              @elizabethtasker
                              If something goes wrong installing the cupboard, remove it, get some wood filler, fill the holes, let it harden well, and try again.

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                              • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

                                There’s two broken-off dowels. Never mention this to me again.

                                For some god unknown reason, I decided a cupboard would be GREAT on one of the shelves. You apparently screw this directly into the wood (no pre-drilled holes) so it’s a one-shot terrifying situation.

                                elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE This user is from outside of this forum
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                                We have a cupboard! There’s a still a set of drawers (…the ones the IKEA dude came to assemble… oh the circle) but… I’m going to watch a movie.

                                dasgrueneblatt@wien.rocksD dibben@functional.cafeD cluelesstoshika@famichiki.jpC 3 Replies Last reply
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                                  @Bumblefish eh, I lack a drill. I just screwed hard.

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                                  • th@social.v.stT th@social.v.st

                                    @elizabethtasker I was unable to finish assembly of our bookcase since ikea didn't include the giant wrench.

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                                    @th @elizabethtasker

                                    You need a REALLY BIG TOOL.

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                                    • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

                                      We have a cupboard! There’s a still a set of drawers (…the ones the IKEA dude came to assemble… oh the circle) but… I’m going to watch a movie.

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                                      @elizabethtasker My heart-felt sympathy! 💚 I added doors to a kallax years ago. It was a shiny surface one, and it was so hard to get the position of the holes right! Just a hard, slippery surface that liked to crack, with some saw dust underneath. And because that wasn't bad enough I decided to add child safety locks to the doors later! They need to be positioned with sub-millimeter accuracy. It was so frustrating! But when it's done it's so satisfying. Enjoy the movie!

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                                      • elizabethtasker@mastodon.onlineE elizabethtasker@mastodon.online

                                        We have a cupboard! There’s a still a set of drawers (…the ones the IKEA dude came to assemble… oh the circle) but… I’m going to watch a movie.

                                        dibben@functional.cafeD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @elizabethtasker お疲れ様でした。 Looks good.

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                                          @Bumblefish I am actually planning to get a drill, so this is useful 😂

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