1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.

[rycochet@furs.social]

@Nickiquote It's a legitimacy porno mag for the type of people who bought bored apes and aspire to someday owning a bitcoin.

[shadesofraye@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote

Oh no! Not my private jet! Oh right...I live in poverty, nevermind.

[jackmexa4@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote

I was so worried.
Then I remembered I would need several lifetimes to afford a private jet.

#taxtherich

[backfromthedud@mas.to]

@ShadesofRaye They think "Poverty" is a small town in Wisconsin. @Nickiquote

[pattykimura@beige.party]

@Nickiquote Lol. Btw, the tax does not affect small single engine planes just LUXURY jets and business aviation.

[gblues@bolha.us]

@Nickiquote fly like the rest of us.

[colesstreetpothole@weatherishappening.network]

@Nickiquote So, I can't read the article, but just how do they say Mamdani is going to tax private jets? The Port Authority is under control of the NY and NJ governors, not the NYC mayor. I'm really curious on the mechanics of this, because if he's found a way, good for him!

EDIT: Managed to read it. Any tax would need to go through the governors and the Port Authority. So, like, nothing to do with Mamdani.

What a shit article.

[tock@corteximplant.com]

@Nickiquote The Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, print edition.

For those who want to live vicariously I guess. Hard to imagine Foie Gras when you're actually eating Microwave Pizza.

[karamazov1879@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote That is too fucking bad.

[bustamarx@corteximplant.com]

@Nickiquote "Place a plastic bag over your head for extra protection whilst in the fridge."

[mikal@sfba.social]

@BustaMarx @Nickiquote

Then once inside, have a friend assist you by taping the door thoroughly shut.

[f4grx@chaos.social]

@qurlyjoe @wendinoakland @aj @Nickiquote probably $1 is just for the first month or article.