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Make believe you're 12 years old again.

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  • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

    Make believe you're 12 years old again. Mean kids, edgelords, drama mavens, etc

    Some people never grow out of it. For some it's a cringe social identity as, an, uh, "adult"

    Luckily, the leaders of entire countries are more mature, right? Right?

    It's not like powerful people act like grade school dipshits going full whiny insecure brat, right?

    "‘We were never friends’: #Kremlin plays down loss of ally following #Orbán’s election defeat"

    😂

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/14/hungary-new-era-russia-back-foot-vladimir-putin-viktor-orban

    #Russia #Hungary #EU

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    @benroyce I believe what the Kremlin says is true: Moscow never saw Orban as a friendm rather as a Useful Idiot™️.

    More accurately, the Kremlin doesn't have any friends, only puppets or Useful Idiots™️.

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    • ics@tau-ceti.spaceI ics@tau-ceti.space

      @benroyce I believe what the Kremlin says is true: Moscow never saw Orban as a friendm rather as a Useful Idiot™️.

      More accurately, the Kremlin doesn't have any friends, only puppets or Useful Idiots™️.

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      @benroyce Also, Orban is learning how unimportant he actually is and how fast all the people who he thought were his friends, including Trump, are dropping him.

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      • ics@tau-ceti.spaceI ics@tau-ceti.space

        @benroyce Also, Orban is learning how unimportant he actually is and how fast all the people who he thought were his friends, including Trump, are dropping him.

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        @ics

        there is no honor among thieves

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        • ics@tau-ceti.spaceI ics@tau-ceti.space

          @benroyce I believe what the Kremlin says is true: Moscow never saw Orban as a friendm rather as a Useful Idiot™️.

          More accurately, the Kremlin doesn't have any friends, only puppets or Useful Idiots™️.

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          @ics @benroyce See: Trump, Donald.

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          • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

            @ics

            there is no honor among thieves

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            @benroyce Trump already said things like "I think Magyar will do a good job, I think he is a good man."

            Even Trump has already dropped Orban...

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            • ics@tau-ceti.spaceI ics@tau-ceti.space

              @benroyce Also, Orban is learning how unimportant he actually is and how fast all the people who he thought were his friends, including Trump, are dropping him.

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              @ics If he was unimportant, Kremlin would praise him highly. That Kremlin sees the need to not-praise him like this shows, Kremlin still believes it can use him.

              @benroyce

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              • riley@toot.catR riley@toot.cat

                @ics If he was unimportant, Kremlin would praise him highly. That Kremlin sees the need to not-praise him like this shows, Kremlin still believes it can use him.

                @benroyce

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                @riley @benroyce Nah, that was the old USSR-Kremlin, the current Kremlin is already moving its focus to Czechia and Slovakia, as the Prime Ministers there are the new Useful Idiots. Putin's Russia has no time to waste on a Loser, same as Trump, who also has no time to waste on a Loser.

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                • ics@tau-ceti.spaceI ics@tau-ceti.space

                  @riley @benroyce Nah, that was the old USSR-Kremlin, the current Kremlin is already moving its focus to Czechia and Slovakia, as the Prime Ministers there are the new Useful Idiots. Putin's Russia has no time to waste on a Loser, same as Trump, who also has no time to waste on a Loser.

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                  @ics Remember how many fellow people you had to recruit into the Party in order to get an official certificate that you had never been a Party Member?

                  Orbán must have done some particular favours to earn a statement from Kremlin that might be useful to his future political career.

                  @benroyce

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                  • riley@toot.catR riley@toot.cat

                    @ics Remember how many fellow people you had to recruit into the Party in order to get an official certificate that you had never been a Party Member?

                    Orbán must have done some particular favours to earn a statement from Kremlin that might be useful to his future political career.

                    @benroyce

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                    @riley @benroyce We'll see. I wouldn't be surprised to read, a few months down the road, that Orban had an unfortunate accident and fell out of a window.. First Floor. On his Head. And broke all his bones, had a heart attack, and then was bitten by a poisonous snake.

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                    • ics@tau-ceti.spaceI ics@tau-ceti.space

                      @riley @benroyce We'll see. I wouldn't be surprised to read, a few months down the road, that Orban had an unfortunate accident and fell out of a window.. First Floor. On his Head. And broke all his bones, had a heart attack, and then was bitten by a poisonous snake.

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                      @ics @riley

                      orban is a gerhard schroder now

                      not very useful, but still vaguely useful, but obviously highly flawed

                      doomed to exist on the periphery as a scarcely tolerated embarrassment

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                      • ics@tau-ceti.spaceI ics@tau-ceti.space

                        @riley @benroyce We'll see. I wouldn't be surprised to read, a few months down the road, that Orban had an unfortunate accident and fell out of a window.. First Floor. On his Head. And broke all his bones, had a heart attack, and then was bitten by a poisonous snake.

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                        @ics FWIW, Darth Turnip has been more loyal to his henchmen than Darth Pumpkin. His primary criterion for rolling out the old window (or the drowning bathtub) appears to be, the victim either spoke publicly about his dark deeds, or refused to spend money for the Turnipate's benefit. (He probably conceptualises both of these as forms of "betrayal" and/or "treason".)

                        So, at a point where Orbán turns out to genuinely no longer be more useful anymore, he'll probably be allowed to retire somewhere, mostly out of the public eye, in relative wealth. In case there will be considerable risk of Hungarian authorities catching up to specific crimes that he could be prosecuted for, he'll probably even get political asylum granted by Russia or Belarus.

                        @benroyce

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                        • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                          @ics @riley

                          orban is a gerhard schroder now

                          not very useful, but still vaguely useful, but obviously highly flawed

                          doomed to exist on the periphery as a scarcely tolerated embarrassment

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                          @benroyce @riley

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                          • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                            @ics @riley

                            orban is a gerhard schroder now

                            not very useful, but still vaguely useful, but obviously highly flawed

                            doomed to exist on the periphery as a scarcely tolerated embarrassment

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                            @benroyce As a parliamentary minority faction's leader, he'll be able to promote Kremlin's talking points in ways that Schröder can't.

                            Hell, he might even end up like Farage — as a MEP. The next Europarliament election is likely earlier than the next Hungarian general election. (Hungary might have a snap election before the scheduled time; I'm not sure whether that's even legal for the Europarliament. In any case, wouldn't happen without something like Brussels or Strasbourg suddenly developing a giant ghostly mushroom problem, at which point the rules for electing MEPs are not nearly at the top of the List of Important Problems.) @ics

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                              @benroyce As a parliamentary minority faction's leader, he'll be able to promote Kremlin's talking points in ways that Schröder can't.

                              Hell, he might even end up like Farage — as a MEP. The next Europarliament election is likely earlier than the next Hungarian general election. (Hungary might have a snap election before the scheduled time; I'm not sure whether that's even legal for the Europarliament. In any case, wouldn't happen without something like Brussels or Strasbourg suddenly developing a giant ghostly mushroom problem, at which point the rules for electing MEPs are not nearly at the top of the List of Important Problems.) @ics

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                              @riley @ics

                              valid points

                              i would reply that the average german has a sneering smoldering disgust for schroder, who has little power

                              while the average hungarian has full throated white hot fury for orban, who does still have power

                              so six of one, half a dozen of the other

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                              • riley@toot.catR riley@toot.cat

                                @ics FWIW, Darth Turnip has been more loyal to his henchmen than Darth Pumpkin. His primary criterion for rolling out the old window (or the drowning bathtub) appears to be, the victim either spoke publicly about his dark deeds, or refused to spend money for the Turnipate's benefit. (He probably conceptualises both of these as forms of "betrayal" and/or "treason".)

                                So, at a point where Orbán turns out to genuinely no longer be more useful anymore, he'll probably be allowed to retire somewhere, mostly out of the public eye, in relative wealth. In case there will be considerable risk of Hungarian authorities catching up to specific crimes that he could be prosecuted for, he'll probably even get political asylum granted by Russia or Belarus.

                                @benroyce

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                                @ics Zhdanoka is an example of a loudmouth whom Darth Pumpkin appears to have helped to get into the Europarliament, for an example.

                                @benroyce

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                                • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                  @riley @ics

                                  valid points

                                  i would reply that the average german has a sneering smoldering disgust for schroder, who has little power

                                  while the average hungarian has full throated white hot fury for orban, who does still have power

                                  so six of one, half a dozen of the other

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                                  @benroyce Schröder has no longer political power. But he's a sillionaire, and he got this way largely due to Gazprom's largesse.

                                  @ics

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                                  • riley@toot.catR riley@toot.cat

                                    @benroyce Schröder has no longer political power. But he's a sillionaire, and he got this way largely due to Gazprom's largesse.

                                    @ics

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                                    @riley @ics

                                    yup. dark money, quiet influence

                                    on the upside:

                                    https://www.dw.com/en/german-ex-chancellor-gerhard-schr%C3%B6der-experiencing-burnout/a-71501286

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                                    • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                      @riley @ics

                                      yup. dark money, quiet influence

                                      on the upside:

                                      https://www.dw.com/en/german-ex-chancellor-gerhard-schr%C3%B6der-experiencing-burnout/a-71501286

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                                      @benroyce If, say, AfD should suddenly need a "squeaky clean" political donation at some point, now, because of how the ties of dirty money work, Schröder might find himself being forced to enthusiastically donate it. It's not like he has any intent to accidentally drown in his bathtub while Darth Turnip's goons look on, is it? (See item 2 above of what Darth Turnip might consider unforgivable betrayal.)

                                      @ics

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                                      • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                        @ics @riley

                                        orban is a gerhard schroder now

                                        not very useful, but still vaguely useful, but obviously highly flawed

                                        doomed to exist on the periphery as a scarcely tolerated embarrassment

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                                        @benroyce @ics @riley

                                        with less divorces though: Viktor has to catch-up.
                                        I can picture Orban as a Transneft advisor, especially for the Druzhba pipeline.

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                                        • francoisprague@mastodon.socialF francoisprague@mastodon.social

                                          @benroyce @ics @riley

                                          with less divorces though: Viktor has to catch-up.
                                          I can picture Orban as a Transneft advisor, especially for the Druzhba pipeline.

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                                          @FrancoisPrague @ics @riley

                                          Audi man!

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