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  • riley@toot.catR riley@toot.cat

    @ics Remember how many fellow people you had to recruit into the Party in order to get an official certificate that you had never been a Party Member?

    Orbán must have done some particular favours to earn a statement from Kremlin that might be useful to his future political career.

    @benroyce

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    @riley @benroyce We'll see. I wouldn't be surprised to read, a few months down the road, that Orban had an unfortunate accident and fell out of a window.. First Floor. On his Head. And broke all his bones, had a heart attack, and then was bitten by a poisonous snake.

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    • ics@tau-ceti.spaceI ics@tau-ceti.space

      @riley @benroyce We'll see. I wouldn't be surprised to read, a few months down the road, that Orban had an unfortunate accident and fell out of a window.. First Floor. On his Head. And broke all his bones, had a heart attack, and then was bitten by a poisonous snake.

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      @ics @riley

      orban is a gerhard schroder now

      not very useful, but still vaguely useful, but obviously highly flawed

      doomed to exist on the periphery as a scarcely tolerated embarrassment

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      • ics@tau-ceti.spaceI ics@tau-ceti.space

        @riley @benroyce We'll see. I wouldn't be surprised to read, a few months down the road, that Orban had an unfortunate accident and fell out of a window.. First Floor. On his Head. And broke all his bones, had a heart attack, and then was bitten by a poisonous snake.

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        @ics FWIW, Darth Turnip has been more loyal to his henchmen than Darth Pumpkin. His primary criterion for rolling out the old window (or the drowning bathtub) appears to be, the victim either spoke publicly about his dark deeds, or refused to spend money for the Turnipate's benefit. (He probably conceptualises both of these as forms of "betrayal" and/or "treason".)

        So, at a point where Orbán turns out to genuinely no longer be more useful anymore, he'll probably be allowed to retire somewhere, mostly out of the public eye, in relative wealth. In case there will be considerable risk of Hungarian authorities catching up to specific crimes that he could be prosecuted for, he'll probably even get political asylum granted by Russia or Belarus.

        @benroyce

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        • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

          @ics @riley

          orban is a gerhard schroder now

          not very useful, but still vaguely useful, but obviously highly flawed

          doomed to exist on the periphery as a scarcely tolerated embarrassment

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          @benroyce @riley

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          • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

            @ics @riley

            orban is a gerhard schroder now

            not very useful, but still vaguely useful, but obviously highly flawed

            doomed to exist on the periphery as a scarcely tolerated embarrassment

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            @benroyce As a parliamentary minority faction's leader, he'll be able to promote Kremlin's talking points in ways that Schröder can't.

            Hell, he might even end up like Farage — as a MEP. The next Europarliament election is likely earlier than the next Hungarian general election. (Hungary might have a snap election before the scheduled time; I'm not sure whether that's even legal for the Europarliament. In any case, wouldn't happen without something like Brussels or Strasbourg suddenly developing a giant ghostly mushroom problem, at which point the rules for electing MEPs are not nearly at the top of the List of Important Problems.) @ics

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            • riley@toot.catR riley@toot.cat

              @benroyce As a parliamentary minority faction's leader, he'll be able to promote Kremlin's talking points in ways that Schröder can't.

              Hell, he might even end up like Farage — as a MEP. The next Europarliament election is likely earlier than the next Hungarian general election. (Hungary might have a snap election before the scheduled time; I'm not sure whether that's even legal for the Europarliament. In any case, wouldn't happen without something like Brussels or Strasbourg suddenly developing a giant ghostly mushroom problem, at which point the rules for electing MEPs are not nearly at the top of the List of Important Problems.) @ics

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              @riley @ics

              valid points

              i would reply that the average german has a sneering smoldering disgust for schroder, who has little power

              while the average hungarian has full throated white hot fury for orban, who does still have power

              so six of one, half a dozen of the other

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              • riley@toot.catR riley@toot.cat

                @ics FWIW, Darth Turnip has been more loyal to his henchmen than Darth Pumpkin. His primary criterion for rolling out the old window (or the drowning bathtub) appears to be, the victim either spoke publicly about his dark deeds, or refused to spend money for the Turnipate's benefit. (He probably conceptualises both of these as forms of "betrayal" and/or "treason".)

                So, at a point where Orbán turns out to genuinely no longer be more useful anymore, he'll probably be allowed to retire somewhere, mostly out of the public eye, in relative wealth. In case there will be considerable risk of Hungarian authorities catching up to specific crimes that he could be prosecuted for, he'll probably even get political asylum granted by Russia or Belarus.

                @benroyce

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                @ics Zhdanoka is an example of a loudmouth whom Darth Pumpkin appears to have helped to get into the Europarliament, for an example.

                @benroyce

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                • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                  @riley @ics

                  valid points

                  i would reply that the average german has a sneering smoldering disgust for schroder, who has little power

                  while the average hungarian has full throated white hot fury for orban, who does still have power

                  so six of one, half a dozen of the other

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                  @benroyce Schröder has no longer political power. But he's a sillionaire, and he got this way largely due to Gazprom's largesse.

                  @ics

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                  • riley@toot.catR riley@toot.cat

                    @benroyce Schröder has no longer political power. But he's a sillionaire, and he got this way largely due to Gazprom's largesse.

                    @ics

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                    @riley @ics

                    yup. dark money, quiet influence

                    on the upside:

                    https://www.dw.com/en/german-ex-chancellor-gerhard-schr%C3%B6der-experiencing-burnout/a-71501286

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                    • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                      @riley @ics

                      yup. dark money, quiet influence

                      on the upside:

                      https://www.dw.com/en/german-ex-chancellor-gerhard-schr%C3%B6der-experiencing-burnout/a-71501286

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                      @benroyce If, say, AfD should suddenly need a "squeaky clean" political donation at some point, now, because of how the ties of dirty money work, Schröder might find himself being forced to enthusiastically donate it. It's not like he has any intent to accidentally drown in his bathtub while Darth Turnip's goons look on, is it? (See item 2 above of what Darth Turnip might consider unforgivable betrayal.)

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                      • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                        @ics @riley

                        orban is a gerhard schroder now

                        not very useful, but still vaguely useful, but obviously highly flawed

                        doomed to exist on the periphery as a scarcely tolerated embarrassment

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                        @benroyce @ics @riley

                        with less divorces though: Viktor has to catch-up.
                        I can picture Orban as a Transneft advisor, especially for the Druzhba pipeline.

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                        • francoisprague@mastodon.socialF francoisprague@mastodon.social

                          @benroyce @ics @riley

                          with less divorces though: Viktor has to catch-up.
                          I can picture Orban as a Transneft advisor, especially for the Druzhba pipeline.

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                          @FrancoisPrague @ics @riley

                          Audi man!

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                          • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                            @ics @riley

                            orban is a gerhard schroder now

                            not very useful, but still vaguely useful, but obviously highly flawed

                            doomed to exist on the periphery as a scarcely tolerated embarrassment

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                            @benroyce @ics
                            Reading this comment out of context, I take offense. How can anyone call Schröder useful?!?

                            But yes, he was useful to Putin for a while.

                            @riley

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                              @benroyce @ics
                              Reading this comment out of context, I take offense. How can anyone call Schröder useful?!?

                              But yes, he was useful to Putin for a while.

                              @riley

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                              @iamlayer8 @ics @riley

                              a ringwraith, after the fall of sauron

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                              • iamlayer8@mastodon.socialI iamlayer8@mastodon.social

                                @benroyce @ics
                                Reading this comment out of context, I take offense. How can anyone call Schröder useful?!?

                                But yes, he was useful to Putin for a while.

                                @riley

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                                @benroyce @ics
                                Thanks for the correction - I’ll be always happy to learn

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                                  @iamlayer8 @ics @riley

                                  a ringwraith, after the fall of sauron

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                                  @benroyce Where do you suppose ringworms came from?

                                  @iamlayer8 @ics

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                                  • riley@toot.catR riley@toot.cat

                                    @benroyce Where do you suppose ringworms came from?

                                    @iamlayer8 @ics

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                                    @riley @iamlayer8 @ics 😆

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