Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan.
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@joesteel I can promise there will be no forced arboretum.
@jamesthomson ok what are my options then
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Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan.
@jamesthomson have you tried our family plan?
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@jamesthomson ok what are my options then
@joesteel Oh, you won't be getting any stock.
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@joesteel Oh, you won't be getting any stock.
@jamesthomson oh… uh… I mean … now that the Torment Nexus is a mandatory part of life we can’t get around using what are my rights
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@jamesthomson oh… uh… I mean … now that the Torment Nexus is a mandatory part of life we can’t get around using what are my rights
@joesteel Good news, life is no longer mandatory!
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@joesteel Good news, life is no longer mandatory!
@jamesthomson but I need to live! How am I supposed to suffer if I’m dead?
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@jamesthomson but I need to live! How am I supposed to suffer if I’m dead?
@joesteel Ah yes, well the silver lining is that the subscription will now automatically continue after your death.
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@joesteel Ah yes, well the silver lining is that the subscription will now automatically continue after your death.
@jamesthomson is there a mortality discount?
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Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan.
@jamesthomson By continuing to use the Torment Nexus you acknowledge our right to psychological and physical torture of you and your family, and the sale of your personal data.
By refusing to use the Torment Nexus you acknowledge our right to pursue you relentlessly on social media, in real life, and in your dreams, in order to force you to use the Torment Nexus.
Choose wisely.
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@jamesthomson is there a mortality discount?
@joesteel 50% off your mortality, effective immediately.
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Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan.
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Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan.
We're focusing more on the Nexus, and less on the Torment. Don't worry, though. The new and advanced Nexus comes with additional Torment options. If you would like to opt out of these Torment options, please send a self-stamped fully addressed envelope containing one live dart frog to...
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Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan.
@jamesthomson Be sure to subscribe to our new tier Torment Nexus+ with fewer* ads
* May not apply in all regions
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Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan.
Oh no, not another subscription change. Are they adding more features or just hiking the price again?
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Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan.
@jamesthomson I for one welcome the coming of our Torment Nexus overlords!
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