<![CDATA[Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan.]]>Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/8d375a64-9653-489e-83eb-9669ceab1c75/important-updates-to-your-torment-nexus-subscription-plan.RSS for NodeMon, 25 May 2026 10:56:26 GMTSun, 24 May 2026 22:54:10 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Mon, 25 May 2026 04:53:39 GMT]]>@jamesthomson I for one welcome the coming of our Torment Nexus overlords!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/synlogic4242/statuses/116633424304643181https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.vivaldi.net/users/synlogic4242/statuses/116633424304643181Mon, 25 May 2026 04:53:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Mon, 25 May 2026 04:53:05 GMT]]>Oh no, not another subscription change. Are they adding more features or just hiking the price again?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116610482379136253/statuses/116633422108178625https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116610482379136253/statuses/116633422108178625Mon, 25 May 2026 04:53:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Mon, 25 May 2026 03:00:37 GMT]]>@jamesthomson Be sure to subscribe to our new tier Torment Nexus+ with fewer* ads

* May not apply in all regions

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.surazal.net/users/zalasur/statuses/116632979861697939https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.surazal.net/users/zalasur/statuses/116632979861697939Mon, 25 May 2026 03:00:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Mon, 25 May 2026 02:56:55 GMT]]>@jamesthomson

We're focusing more on the Nexus, and less on the Torment. Don't worry, though. The new and advanced Nexus comes with additional Torment options. If you would like to opt out of these Torment options, please send a self-stamped fully addressed envelope containing one live dart frog to...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/theogrin/statuses/116632965320274823https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/theogrin/statuses/116632965320274823Mon, 25 May 2026 02:56:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Mon, 25 May 2026 00:41:33 GMT]]>@jamesthomson
Tap here to agree to the new Torment Nexus terms of service

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/116632433054875651https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/116632433054875651Mon, 25 May 2026 00:41:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Mon, 25 May 2026 00:09:22 GMT]]>@joesteel 50% off your mortality, effective immediately.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jamesthomson/statuses/116632306479694076https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jamesthomson/statuses/116632306479694076Mon, 25 May 2026 00:09:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Sun, 24 May 2026 23:50:29 GMT]]>@jamesthomson By continuing to use the Torment Nexus you acknowledge our right to psychological and physical torture of you and your family, and the sale of your personal data.

By refusing to use the Torment Nexus you acknowledge our right to pursue you relentlessly on social media, in real life, and in your dreams, in order to force you to use the Torment Nexus.

Choose wisely.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/tomhead/statuses/116632232228766001https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/tomhead/statuses/116632232228766001Sun, 24 May 2026 23:50:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Sun, 24 May 2026 23:37:01 GMT]]>@jamesthomson is there a mortality discount?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://duck.haus/users/joesteel/statuses/116632179294381185https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://duck.haus/users/joesteel/statuses/116632179294381185Sun, 24 May 2026 23:37:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Sun, 24 May 2026 23:36:03 GMT]]>@joesteel Ah yes, well the silver lining is that the subscription will now automatically continue after your death.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jamesthomson/statuses/116632175481534238https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jamesthomson/statuses/116632175481534238Sun, 24 May 2026 23:36:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Sun, 24 May 2026 23:31:36 GMT]]>@jamesthomson but I need to live! How am I supposed to suffer if I’m dead?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://duck.haus/users/joesteel/statuses/116632157992311188https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://duck.haus/users/joesteel/statuses/116632157992311188Sun, 24 May 2026 23:31:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Sun, 24 May 2026 23:30:27 GMT]]>@joesteel Good news, life is no longer mandatory!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jamesthomson/statuses/116632153467804403https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jamesthomson/statuses/116632153467804403Sun, 24 May 2026 23:30:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Sun, 24 May 2026 23:27:31 GMT]]>@jamesthomson oh… uh… I mean … now that the Torment Nexus is a mandatory part of life we can’t get around using what are my rights

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://duck.haus/users/joesteel/statuses/116632141915191436https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://duck.haus/users/joesteel/statuses/116632141915191436Sun, 24 May 2026 23:27:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Sun, 24 May 2026 23:25:58 GMT]]>@joesteel Oh, you won't be getting any stock.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jamesthomson/statuses/116632135843123088https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jamesthomson/statuses/116632135843123088Sun, 24 May 2026 23:25:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Sun, 24 May 2026 23:24:14 GMT]]>@jamesthomson have you tried our family plan?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mattiem/statuses/116632129036270382https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mattiem/statuses/116632129036270382Sun, 24 May 2026 23:24:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Sun, 24 May 2026 23:23:03 GMT]]>@jamesthomson ok what are my options then

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://duck.haus/users/joesteel/statuses/116632124390961086https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://duck.haus/users/joesteel/statuses/116632124390961086Sun, 24 May 2026 23:23:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Sun, 24 May 2026 23:21:13 GMT]]>@joesteel I can promise there will be no forced arboretum.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jamesthomson/statuses/116632117155298595https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jamesthomson/statuses/116632117155298595Sun, 24 May 2026 23:21:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Sun, 24 May 2026 23:18:04 GMT]]>@jamesthomson can I opt out of forced arbitration with the torment nexus?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://duck.haus/users/joesteel/statuses/116632104780945434https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://duck.haus/users/joesteel/statuses/116632104780945434Sun, 24 May 2026 23:18:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Sun, 24 May 2026 23:16:52 GMT]]>@jamesthomson Are they updating their Privacy Policy?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.mikewells.name/users/mike/statuses/116632100067210429https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.mikewells.name/users/mike/statuses/116632100067210429Sun, 24 May 2026 23:16:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Sun, 24 May 2026 23:08:58 GMT]]>@jamesthomson

We are altering the Terms and Conditions. Pray we do not alter them any further.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/davidtheeviloverlord/statuses/116632068997937910https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/davidtheeviloverlord/statuses/116632068997937910Sun, 24 May 2026 23:08:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Sun, 24 May 2026 23:04:00 GMT]]>@jamesthomson @kuriko only at the "free!" tier (promise! *Wink!*) and adverts will be personalised to all the info we have on you thanks to data brokers and our new Social credit™ score.

We know everything about you and there's fuck all you can do about it! ©

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/Nikkileah/statuses/116632049464426911https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mendeddrum.org/users/Nikkileah/statuses/116632049464426911Sun, 24 May 2026 23:04:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Sun, 24 May 2026 23:02:15 GMT]]>@jamesthomson 😱

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://zeroes.ca/users/tantramar/statuses/116632042596947568https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://zeroes.ca/users/tantramar/statuses/116632042596947568Sun, 24 May 2026 23:02:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Sun, 24 May 2026 23:01:09 GMT]]>@tantramar No, but now your torment sessions will be summarised by AI.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jamesthomson/statuses/116632038271241888https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jamesthomson/statuses/116632038271241888Sun, 24 May 2026 23:01:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Sun, 24 May 2026 22:59:52 GMT]]>@trl Actually, they are bringing the sun significantly closer!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jamesthomson/statuses/116632033217806789https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/jamesthomson/statuses/116632033217806789Sun, 24 May 2026 22:59:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan. on Sun, 24 May 2026 22:57:45 GMT]]>@jamesthomson Is the price going down?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://zeroes.ca/users/tantramar/statuses/116632024879682736https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://zeroes.ca/users/tantramar/statuses/116632024879682736Sun, 24 May 2026 22:57:45 GMT