Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan.
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Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan.
@jamesthomson We are writing to inform you about a recent update to the Torment Nexus subscription pricing for new subscribers.
As of 20 May, the price for new 1-month and 3-month Torment Nexus subscriptions has increased. This change does not affect your current subscription; the price you are currently paying will remain unchanged at this time.
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Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan.
@jamesthomson oh god, they’re not sunnsetting are they?
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@jamesthomson We are writing to inform you about a recent update to the Torment Nexus subscription pricing for new subscribers.
As of 20 May, the price for new 1-month and 3-month Torment Nexus subscriptions has increased. This change does not affect your current subscription; the price you are currently paying will remain unchanged at this time.
@kuriko All torment will now come with adverts.
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Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan.
@jamesthomson Is the price going down?
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@jamesthomson oh god, they’re not sunnsetting are they?
@trl Actually, they are bringing the sun significantly closer!
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@jamesthomson Is the price going down?
@tantramar No, but now your torment sessions will be summarised by AI.
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@tantramar No, but now your torment sessions will be summarised by AI.
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@kuriko All torment will now come with adverts.
@jamesthomson @kuriko only at the "free!" tier (promise! *Wink!*) and adverts will be personalised to all the info we have on you thanks to data brokers and our new Social credit
score.We know everything about you and there's fuck all you can do about it!
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Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan.
We are altering the Terms and Conditions. Pray we do not alter them any further.
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Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan.
@jamesthomson Are they updating their Privacy Policy?
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Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan.
@jamesthomson can I opt out of forced arbitration with the torment nexus?
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@jamesthomson can I opt out of forced arbitration with the torment nexus?
@joesteel I can promise there will be no forced arboretum.
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@joesteel I can promise there will be no forced arboretum.
@jamesthomson ok what are my options then
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Important updates to your Torment Nexus subscription plan.
@jamesthomson have you tried our family plan?
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@jamesthomson ok what are my options then
@joesteel Oh, you won't be getting any stock.
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@joesteel Oh, you won't be getting any stock.
@jamesthomson oh… uh… I mean … now that the Torment Nexus is a mandatory part of life we can’t get around using what are my rights
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@jamesthomson oh… uh… I mean … now that the Torment Nexus is a mandatory part of life we can’t get around using what are my rights
@joesteel Good news, life is no longer mandatory!
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@joesteel Good news, life is no longer mandatory!
@jamesthomson but I need to live! How am I supposed to suffer if I’m dead?
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@jamesthomson but I need to live! How am I supposed to suffer if I’m dead?
@joesteel Ah yes, well the silver lining is that the subscription will now automatically continue after your death.
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@joesteel Ah yes, well the silver lining is that the subscription will now automatically continue after your death.
@jamesthomson is there a mortality discount?
