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I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day.

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  • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

    I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

    Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

    FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

    Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

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    boogiechild@dragonscave.space
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    @Nickiquote Oh! that was neat.

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    • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

      I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

      Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

      FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

      Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

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      @Nickiquote When I get fish and chips I like to bring more beige to the party by indulging in a chip buttie

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      • dandrumheller@mstdn.socialD dandrumheller@mstdn.social

        @bigvimto as an americanist (sorry) can I assume the 'nasty' sauce is HP or a clone?

        @ambientspace @Nickiquote

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        @dandrumheller @ambientspace @Nickiquote

        Yep, HP or ketchup - they do little sachets of both in chippies near us

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        • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

          I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

          Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

          FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

          Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

          fragarach@social.vivaldi.netF This user is from outside of this forum
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          @Nickiquote

          Absolutely! That's the best part of the meal if someone's been to the chippy.

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          • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

            I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

            Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

            FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

            Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

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            @Nickiquote

            I should have said rest of the world, but my origins are (sadly) the UK - Specifically WALES, but the bureaucrats don't allow for that.

            So now, I am Welsh by birth, British by nationality, European because of residence (Spain) and (I certainly try to be) a human being of planet Earth - "For ALL humanity", not any particularly vociferous, obnoxious, overly-resourced, fascism-oriented minority of any kind.

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            • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

              I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

              Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

              FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

              Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

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              @Nickiquote

              USian here... I've put French fries on many a sandwich, also crisps on sandwiches.
              But I don't think I've ever had just a 'potato sandwich' / chip bunty

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              • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

                I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

                Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

                FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

                Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

                otfrom@functional.cafeO This user is from outside of this forum
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                @Nickiquote this is relevant to my interests

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                • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

                  I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

                  Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

                  FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

                  Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

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                  @Nickiquote not like that but we in Belgium have the "mitraillette" which is half a baguette filled with your choice of friterie meat (think weird sausage, kebab, pitta meat, hamburger meat, ...) and fries, topped of course with your choice of sauce.

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                  • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

                    I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

                    Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

                    FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

                    Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

                    suearcher@toot.walesS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @Nickiquote

                    I appreciate you are translating for our transatlantic brethren, but a chip butty is not made with French fries, which are the spindly little things you get at a burger chain. Proper chips for a proper chip butty! 😉

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                    • stevegis_ssg@mas.toS stevegis_ssg@mas.to

                      @Weirding_Is_Real @Nickiquote

                      Oh, yeah, and there are fries (sorry, sorry, "chips") in French tacos*, too.

                      *French tacos are not tacos, although they are called that in French. Meat (originally donair), cheese sauce, and chips wrapped in a flour tortilla like a burrito, then press-grilled like panini.

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                      @stevegis_ssg @Weirding_Is_Real @Nickiquote
                      I find the concept of french tacos truly amazing. A nation renowned for its food managed to invent a wrap containing the entire stock of the kebab shop! And they're everywhere! People love them.

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                      • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

                        I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

                        Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

                        FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

                        Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

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                        @Nickiquote fries as an addition [insert x dish] is a surprisingly common feature among Dutch snack places, but so I think we're spoiled for choice. It can make a chip butty seems a little bit... plain?

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                        • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

                          I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

                          Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

                          FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

                          Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

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                          @Nickiquote
                          Yup, I have had many a chip butty, made with proper chips from a proper chippie, back when I was still eating gluten.

                          But, have you ever had a #ChipLoaf

                          Alfred Chow - Maker of Things (@Maker_of_Things@cupoftea.social)

                          The car is loaded with carboot stuff for tomorrow. The memory stick of music works. My phone has 4x as much memory in it. I have eaten two bits of rocky road, and two hot cross buns, and I am starving hungry. Yes, I did have lunch, but I am also low on weight since the weekend in Leicester. I feel like I could eat a chip loaf*! *A chip loaf is school days food when I was a young teenager. When we were allowed out for lunchtimes we'd go to the bakery to buy a tin loaf and ask for the end crust to be cut of. We'd then walk to the chippie eating the centre out of the loaf. At the chippie we'd ask for the hollow loaf to be filled with chips. We'd then eat that while walking back to school. #ChipLoaf

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                          • bodluricon@mastodon.socialB bodluricon@mastodon.social

                            @Nickiquote
                            Non-UK folks may see references to names for bread that may need explaining. There are many local / regional names for a bead roll and many styles too, these can include, but are not limited to: rolls, buns, baps, barms, barm cakes, cobs, batch and stotties. Any can be used for a chip butty. Anything from two slices of mass produced white sliced loaf, fancy artisan sourdough, soft flour dusted bap or crusty bread roll. Chips, between two bits of buttered bread equals a chip butty.

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                            @bodluricon @Nickiquote
                            I'd argue this is one time where sliced white bread is actually recommended. It has just the right softness and folding consistency to make the perfect chip butty
                            #chipbutty

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                            • son_of_a_george@thecanadian.socialS son_of_a_george@thecanadian.social

                              @Nickiquote I have only one question: why?

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                              @Son_of_a_George @Nickiquote
                              Why not?

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                              • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

                                I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

                                Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

                                FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

                                Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

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                                @Nickiquote I can’t believe no one has mentioned that it’s big fat chip shop chips, not skinny little fries. It’s big, it’s messy, the chips are fat and squishy not crunchy, and the bread has to be the cheapest white breadcake (roll, bap, bun) smeared with margarine out of a big square tub that will later be recycled as a receptacle for rock cakes. It can have salt and vinegar on if you’re fancy. (Image from Reddit UKfood) My local chippy has them for £3.20.

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                                • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

                                  I was involuntarily listening to two old ladies talking loudly to each other the other day. One, to the astonishment of the other, said she had never had a chip butty.

                                  Being a true man of the world, I have had many chip butties in my time.

                                  FYI, if needed, a chip butty is chips (ie french fries, NOT crisps) sandwiched between bread slices or in a bap/bun. Arguably it should be buttered, but we will ignore that for the purposes of the following poll:

                                  Q. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A CHIP BUTTY?

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                                  @Nickiquote French fries?

                                  Delete your account.

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                                  • yvan@toot.ale.gdY yvan@toot.ale.gd

                                    @Nickiquote answered no/UK as I've lived in the UK for 20 years... but now wonder if that should have been no/RoW as maybe this is a thing people do as children rather than adults. Do you eat such a thing as an adult?

                                    I've heard of the concept of course, not sure if I have ever seen anyone do it.

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                                    @yvan Can confirm that adults do eat chip butties.

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                                    • nickiquote@mstdn.socialN nickiquote@mstdn.social

                                      @yvan Can confirm that adults do eat chip butties.

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                                      @Nickiquote I concur. @yvan

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                                      • jqmcd@sfba.socialJ jqmcd@sfba.social

                                        @Nickiquote does it count if it’s mashed potatoes instead?

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                                        @jqmcd Sorry, no.

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                                        • sbourne@mastodon.socialS sbourne@mastodon.social

                                          @Nickiquote I haven't, but I have had a bacon butty! Visiting family in the UK, we were on a highway and saw banners advertising them for something ridiculous like £1 at the next rest area. Nothing in the name suggested food to our American ears 😂 Our driver felt this ignorance had to be rectified, and so we ended up with a sack of bacon butties and everybody got one and we ate them standing up outside the car, butter dripping down our hands. One of the most decadent things I've ever eaten.

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                                          @sbourne I worked for a law firm once that tried to get everyone to come in early for a breakfast meeting and to do so they got the catering staff to make a platter of bacon butties.

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